Who: Everyone Naruto knows.
What: Party for Blondie~ And coming in costume is encouraged!
When: October 10th... ish, evening/night
Where: Faculty Lounge at a certain boarding school
Warning(s): The usual warnings when people get shit-faced drunk.

( Now dance, fucker, dance... )

WHO: Sakura & Naruto
WHAT: So, supposedly there's movies and stuff and talk about their stalker. But then again Sakura knows he and Neji did the nasty. So. I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE???
WHEN: 13th of October
WHERE: Sakura's lair.
WARNINGS: I DON'T KNOW AHAHA

( That's going in the bribe folder. )

WHO: Open invite.
WHAT:  THE New Year's Eve party.
WHERE: Meromero Karaoke Bar
WHEN: December 31st 2009 - January 1st 2010
WARNINGS: Where there is alcohol, everything is possible.

( SPOILER: Sasuke abducted this cut text. )

Who: Naruto/Sakura
What: idek. What COULD happen?
When: September 7, 2009 [Late evening]
( Enjoy the silence while it lasts. ♥ )

Who: Everyone attending the Hiroshima trip
What: The long awaited trip to Hiroshima~ And it all starts with a bus
Where: Campus
When: Friday, December 11th
Warnings: ...University kids on a road trip. You have been warned.

( Hell or glory... )

Who: Tobi and Sakura (SITTING IN A TR--kidding)
What: (k-i-s-s-i--kidding) Kappa hunting! Which is "cool" for midnight stroll in the park.
When: October 5th, midnight. Ish.
Where: That park with the lake.

SO THERE WAS THIS GIRL AND SHE LIKED TEA. AND THERE WERE THESE BOYS WHO LIKED TOMATOES. AND THEY WERE COUSINS.

AND THEN THEY FUCKED EACH OTHER.
( Read more... )

Who: Haruno Sakura [violent_pulse] and Hyuuga Neji [amatterofpride] (and whoever else ends up coming to hug her better)
What: "Expect me over for tea or object while you still can."
Where: Sakura's apartment, low on heating
When: Sunday 14th December

( How much tea will she need this time? )

Who: Haruno Sakura [violent_pulse] and NPC!parents
What: This fight had been brewing for months, but she didn't think it'd come this far.
Where: Haruno residence, some city
When: Saturday 13rd December

( I thought your only trouble was my lack of boyfriends. )

Who: Sakura [violent_pulse] and Neji [amatterofpride]
What: A little (manly and dignified) pampering for the sick girl, and keeping secrets in all due right.
Where: Sakura's tiny, tiny apartment.
When: Nov 20th, 2008.

( maybe you'll know when you see it. )

Who: Sakura and Sasuke.
What: A little forceful catching up over coffee~ When is Sakura not forceful? ;w;
Where: Baroque, a cafe near campus.
When: November 23rd

( -and everything just seemed so... )