The following conversation just completely broke
sabrielrose and myself.
calhin: *swings a spoon at me playfully*
Me: *eeps* I thought you were going to hit me
teki: No, we leave that for Melzer.
calhin: He's not that inventive. He'd need instructions.
teki: She could give him handcuffs for Valentine's Day.
calhin: With instructions in five languages.
sabrielrose: Only if one of them is C++.
Melzer: No....I'd need something more Basic.
calhin: Who does he think he's kidding...he'd need it in Visual.
Ah, when geeks make jokes....