Pre Game prayer
Dear God,
We as have waited 24 years, 24 long agonizing years. The last 5 have been those of heartbreak, as we have been so close, but have screwed it up. Lord, I am imploring you, to give us Philadelphians a break. Lord, if you consider my plight, I will sacrifice a rottweiler in your name. no no, really, I would be happy to, I have plenty to spare. God, I am also aware that my flist hates me now, but you...you understand my pleas. Now I am aware that there are New Englanders making the same pleas with you Lord, but just in case you don't know, The Patriots eat little kittens before game time. Just something to consider Lord.
Thank you, as always-Lasciviae
We as have waited 24 years, 24 long agonizing years. The last 5 have been those of heartbreak, as we have been so close, but have screwed it up. Lord, I am imploring you, to give us Philadelphians a break. Lord, if you consider my plight, I will sacrifice a rottweiler in your name. no no, really, I would be happy to, I have plenty to spare. God, I am also aware that my flist hates me now, but you...you understand my pleas. Now I am aware that there are New Englanders making the same pleas with you Lord, but just in case you don't know, The Patriots eat little kittens before game time. Just something to consider Lord.
Thank you, as always-Lasciviae