A combined letter
Dear AT&T ISP & Live Journal,
Bitchesssssss I keeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll YOu dead!!!*stab stab stab stab stab stab* 3 fucking hours is unacceptable amount of time for me to access either of you. I have a giant magnent, don't make me use it.
While I'm at it, Dear Asshats at Fox, I keeeelll you too for replacing BTVS with a fucking infomercial staring Howie Long. Dear Fucktards at Ares, stop sucking up my bandwith while I'm in search of rare Marilyn Manson Remixes. Dear Half assed DJ's, adding a fucked up drum loop to Sweet Dreams DOES NOT constitute a remix, remember that's why Daisey is no longer part of the band and the fucking drum machine was set on fire by unknown parties *SNERK*. Oh yeah, Fucking stunad neighbor, I swear to god, you shovel any more snow on my fucking front stoop, they will find your genitals next to the trans gendered snowman I built. I am so sodding sick of shoveling everyday to have you undo my work. This is your only warning.My snowman is saving up for a penis, I will donate yours if you keep provoking me. And move your fucking car from in front of my house dammit! Dear Sun, Shine mutherfucker!
I feel a little better, but am sure there will be more later.
Bitchesssssss I keeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll YOu dead!!!*stab stab stab stab stab stab* 3 fucking hours is unacceptable amount of time for me to access either of you. I have a giant magnent, don't make me use it.
While I'm at it, Dear Asshats at Fox, I keeeelll you too for replacing BTVS with a fucking infomercial staring Howie Long. Dear Fucktards at Ares, stop sucking up my bandwith while I'm in search of rare Marilyn Manson Remixes. Dear Half assed DJ's, adding a fucked up drum loop to Sweet Dreams DOES NOT constitute a remix, remember that's why Daisey is no longer part of the band and the fucking drum machine was set on fire by unknown parties *SNERK*. Oh yeah, Fucking stunad neighbor, I swear to god, you shovel any more snow on my fucking front stoop, they will find your genitals next to the trans gendered snowman I built. I am so sodding sick of shoveling everyday to have you undo my work. This is your only warning.My snowman is saving up for a penis, I will donate yours if you keep provoking me. And move your fucking car from in front of my house dammit! Dear Sun, Shine mutherfucker!
I feel a little better, but am sure there will be more later.