Wild Berry Filling
About the only thing cooler than poptarts (burnt or unburnt) are Finding Nemo poptarts! (take a gander)
This unworldly cool thing is even cooler because on the back of the box there are 10 thrilling fish jokes. Because they have delighted me so, I shall relate some of this high-brow humor to you. Good god, you're lucky!
How do fish get to school?
- By Octobus
What's the best way to communicate with a fish?
- Drop it a line
Where do you find the most fish?
- Between the head and the tail.
Why are dolphins smarter than humans?
- Within three hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
- You can't tuna fish.
What should you do if you find a shark in your bed?
- Sleep somewhere else.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a rose?
-I don't know, but I wouldn’t put my nose anywhere near it.
Why did the clownfish cross the road?
- Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why shouldn’t you put a Great White in a toaster?
- You might get an electric shark.
Glory, I say. Glory.
This unworldly cool thing is even cooler because on the back of the box there are 10 thrilling fish jokes. Because they have delighted me so, I shall relate some of this high-brow humor to you. Good god, you're lucky!
How do fish get to school?
- By Octobus
What's the best way to communicate with a fish?
- Drop it a line
Where do you find the most fish?
- Between the head and the tail.
Why are dolphins smarter than humans?
- Within three hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
- You can't tuna fish.
What should you do if you find a shark in your bed?
- Sleep somewhere else.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a rose?
-I don't know, but I wouldn’t put my nose anywhere near it.
Why did the clownfish cross the road?
- Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why shouldn’t you put a Great White in a toaster?
- You might get an electric shark.
Glory, I say. Glory.