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[laronmi]

Mom: ::Watches me play Sims 2::
Me: ::Makes couple kiss::
Mom: Can they have sex?
Me: ::Stares:: Huh?
Mom: I want to see them have sex. Make them have sex.
Me: ::Hesitates, then makes Sim couple WooHoo::
Mom: That's it?!
Me: ::Stares::
Mom: Moving under sheets? No naked? No fucking?
Me: It's a T rated game.
Mom: So? Don't most teenagers have sex anyway?
Me: I don't...
Mom: I know. You're a boring daughter.
Me: ::Stares::
Mom: Stop looking at me that way. You're old enough.
Me: ::Stares anyway::
Mom: I should buy you movies with sex in them for Christmas. ::Walks away::

My mom might buy me porn for Christmas. Being who she is, I really don't know if she was serious or not.

Now you see where I get from? I bet I'm a prude compared to her.