Challenges answered in this fic:Creative Curses, speaking only challenge, Boggart, undergarments,Hermione as Headmistress, Pain in the arse. I still own nothing
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MERLIN’S SOGGY UNDERPANTS”
“MORGANA’S ROUND TITS”
“BLOODY BURNING STINKING DRAGONSNARE"
“HESTIA”S VIRGINS”
“MERLIN’S RED HOT WAND ARM”
“MERLIN’S BLOODY SOGGING BALLS”
“MERLIN’S FLAMING LIPS”
“DUMBLEDORE’S SCARED KNEE”
“MINERVA’S PLAID UNDERGARMENTS”
“HAGARID’S MOLDY NOTTED BEARD”
“LUPIN’S HARRY ANIMAL CHEST”
“BLOODY BOGGART SKINS ”
“Darling Please calm down”
“Calm down CALM DOWN? The rejected me for headmaster for the FIFTH TIME!
After everything I have done for those insolent bloody pain in the arse fools”
“Why are you smiling like that Hermione?”
“oh darling, I am sorry but they chose me. Look on the bright side, you always did like me in control.”