Amusement
So everyone should go to www.textfromlastnight.com . It is quite possibly one of the funniest sites I've ever been on. It is just like it sounds - texts that make you go "WTF?"
Some examples:
"my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was. "
" i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it "
" I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred. "
" I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard. needless to say I left"
Another good site is www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html , which is a collection of Weight Watchers recipe cards circa 1974. It has a hilarious commentary on such spectacular recipes such as "Fluffy Mackeral Pudding" and "Frankfurter Spectacular."
ETA: Hee!! "(316): I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
(785): He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not. "
Some examples:
"my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was. "
" i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it "
" I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred. "
" I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard. needless to say I left"
Another good site is www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html , which is a collection of Weight Watchers recipe cards circa 1974. It has a hilarious commentary on such spectacular recipes such as "Fluffy Mackeral Pudding" and "Frankfurter Spectacular."
ETA: Hee!! "(316): I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
(785): He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not. "