Goodreads deleted it. Moffat will not be sending the hitmen lawyers, and I will sleep the sleep of the closeted slash writer. ;)

There's no way to delete a "book" from Goodreads that I can see. I've sent them a note asking them to remove it. If that doesn't work, I guess I'll have no choice but to remove it from AO3.

I love the consideration and careful thought that went into this stunt.

What. In the name. Of everything unholy. Is 26 Pieces doing on goodreads.com? That's for real books, isn't it? WTF? Who thinks my scribble is a real book? WHY is my self-indulgent fannish romp waving its nekkid arse at MundaneLand?

This is me, confused and panicking and jeebus WTF. *fumbles for inhaler*