Drabble: Kra Soton. (Lucifer) G
Title: Drabble: Kra Soton (On Archive Of Our Own)
Author:
lannamichaels
Fandom: Lucifer (TV)
Rating: G
A/N: Happy Tishrei, I'm still not sorry. I haven't finished watching all of Lucifer yet, but I somehow feel very confident that canon will not actively contradict this in any way. :P
Summary: Is it possible for a shofar to be blown in a city and the Accuser not cover his ears and complain of a headache?
Lux is closed on all Jewish holidays, but on Rosh Hashana, Lucifer crawls under his bed and pulls several pillows over his ears to shut out the infernal noise.
All the time zones of the planet spend two days trying to tear his head apart. Don't they realize the headache he's getting? It's enough to make an Accuser quit his job, honestly.
Let them all have the book of life, Lucifer sulks, less confused by the endless noise and more cranky from the endless noise. Moshiach coming would be better than this! Lucifer darkly hopes that it's very, very soon.
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