Aug 24, 2005 23:51
I used to love baseball. I was living a dream when I would go out and play everyday. I was happy as a kid. I was happy as a teen. I was even happy for the most part in AAA. This year however SUCKS.
Baseball is one boring ass game when you sit on the bench and don't play. I never realized how long we take when we play a game. Why do you people pay to watch this? You think it's hard to watch the SF Giants get slaughtered day after day in the stands? You should try doing it as a player. I come to the ballpark 4 hours before the game starts. I have to sit in the clubhouse listening to JChrist whining about Felipe never letting him pitch. I have to listen to JChrist whine about Felipe making him pitch too much. When JChrist isn't there I have to listen to other people whine about JChrist sucking. I wish Grip was here he would put a wicked beatdown on all these cry babies.
Anyways, I sit on the bench and do absolutely nothing all day. I barely even watch the game anymore. Its not like we are likely to win or anything. My primary concern is avoiding Schmidt and his stupid bubble gum hats or flaming shoes or whatever stupid trick he is pulling. Tomko is right. Baseball sucks and we need more buckets of sunflower seeds to destroy. I would also like my own sidekick to smash around and let my frustration out on. Tomko has been abusing the shit out of his and it still works. Those things are awesome.