And now a message from the allegiant Umket Industries...
ANNOUCNER: And now a message from the allegiant Umket Industries...
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Well, Gang, the Fourth of July is almost here! I don't know about you, but to celebrate I have been re-listening to not one, not two, but all three of the first 3 seasons of that most awe-inspiring and adventurous audio delight "Umket Industries Presents the Dixie Stenberg and Brassy Battalion Adventure Theater".
ANNOUNCER: A grand way to celebrate, indeed!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Indubitably! Well, as I was listening, I thought to myself "Golly, it sure would be nice to have these episodes in full, high-def, cd quality. And it would be even nicer to have them with colorful pictures of each member of the Battalion on the CDs, as well as a totally new picture of Dixie on the cover!"
ANNOUNCER: It certainly would!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Why, it would be like seeing the show, right in the studio!
UMKET TRIPLETS: (Singing) Oh what a joy it would be, If we could hear and see, The Brassy Battalion right infront of me!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Well, I'm here to tell you fine folks that... YOU CAN!
ANNOUNCER: OF course I can, I'm here in the studio!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Well, now the audience at home can too with the all new "Umket Industries Presents the Dixie Stenberg and Brassy Battalion Adventure Theater" Season One CD Boxed Set!
ANNOUNCER: Astounding!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: And how! Each Boxed Set comes with Five audio Compact Disks, each one emblazoned with TWO of your favorite characters! Why, there's Dixie, Frank, Tommy, Benny, Lily, Freudenberg, Joey, Corney, Robit and even that dastardly Billingsly.
ANNOUNCER: Each one a work of art!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Not to mention a whole, brand new, full color picture of that Dazzling Defeater of Nazi Degenerates, Dixie Stenberg!
UMKET TRIPLETS: With fancy print CDs you can listen as you please! And on the color case is that Dixie Flying Ace!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: But this CD Boxed Set is more than just shiny Compact Disks and Plasticy Artwork!
ANNOUNCER: Please, tell us more!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Imprinted on the CDs are all of the first 13 episodes of "Umket Industries Presents the Dixie Stenberg and Brassy Battalion Adventure Theater" in such a clear quality it is like you are right in the studio! But there's MORE!
ANNOUNCER: How could there possibly be more?!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: There are creator commentaries from Jeffrey Bridges and Seth Adam Sher, the writer and director of the show! Indeed it's over FIVE HOURS of pure old-timey radio enjoyment!
ANNOUNCER: Certainly it's just the thing to round out any audio library!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: And it can be yours! Just head to http://www.pendantaudio.com/store.php and order yours today! Each CD comes with all the things we've talked about today PLUS they're numbered for collectors and contain a genuine Certificate of Authenticity! It can be yours for only $24.95 plus the cost of shipping!
ANNOUNCER: That's a small fortune, but I'm sure in 2009 it's a swell bargain!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Boy howdy! So visit www.pendantaudio.com and order your copy today!
UMKET TRIPLETS: Five hours of audio, to pendant audio you'll go to get the Dixie Stenberg and Brassy Battalion Shoooooow!
ANNOUNCER: And now we return you to your regularly scheduled Live Journal...
PS: Jeffrey, don't kill me. I swear, I think I was being posessed when I wrote this.
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Well, Gang, the Fourth of July is almost here! I don't know about you, but to celebrate I have been re-listening to not one, not two, but all three of the first 3 seasons of that most awe-inspiring and adventurous audio delight "Umket Industries Presents the Dixie Stenberg and Brassy Battalion Adventure Theater".
ANNOUNCER: A grand way to celebrate, indeed!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Indubitably! Well, as I was listening, I thought to myself "Golly, it sure would be nice to have these episodes in full, high-def, cd quality. And it would be even nicer to have them with colorful pictures of each member of the Battalion on the CDs, as well as a totally new picture of Dixie on the cover!"
ANNOUNCER: It certainly would!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Why, it would be like seeing the show, right in the studio!
UMKET TRIPLETS: (Singing) Oh what a joy it would be, If we could hear and see, The Brassy Battalion right infront of me!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Well, I'm here to tell you fine folks that... YOU CAN!
ANNOUNCER: OF course I can, I'm here in the studio!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Well, now the audience at home can too with the all new "Umket Industries Presents the Dixie Stenberg and Brassy Battalion Adventure Theater" Season One CD Boxed Set!
ANNOUNCER: Astounding!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: And how! Each Boxed Set comes with Five audio Compact Disks, each one emblazoned with TWO of your favorite characters! Why, there's Dixie, Frank, Tommy, Benny, Lily, Freudenberg, Joey, Corney, Robit and even that dastardly Billingsly.
ANNOUNCER: Each one a work of art!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Not to mention a whole, brand new, full color picture of that Dazzling Defeater of Nazi Degenerates, Dixie Stenberg!
UMKET TRIPLETS: With fancy print CDs you can listen as you please! And on the color case is that Dixie Flying Ace!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: But this CD Boxed Set is more than just shiny Compact Disks and Plasticy Artwork!
ANNOUNCER: Please, tell us more!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Imprinted on the CDs are all of the first 13 episodes of "Umket Industries Presents the Dixie Stenberg and Brassy Battalion Adventure Theater" in such a clear quality it is like you are right in the studio! But there's MORE!
ANNOUNCER: How could there possibly be more?!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: There are creator commentaries from Jeffrey Bridges and Seth Adam Sher, the writer and director of the show! Indeed it's over FIVE HOURS of pure old-timey radio enjoyment!
ANNOUNCER: Certainly it's just the thing to round out any audio library!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: And it can be yours! Just head to http://www.pendantaudio.com/store.php and order yours today! Each CD comes with all the things we've talked about today PLUS they're numbered for collectors and contain a genuine Certificate of Authenticity! It can be yours for only $24.95 plus the cost of shipping!
ANNOUNCER: That's a small fortune, but I'm sure in 2009 it's a swell bargain!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Boy howdy! So visit www.pendantaudio.com and order your copy today!
UMKET TRIPLETS: Five hours of audio, to pendant audio you'll go to get the Dixie Stenberg and Brassy Battalion Shoooooow!
ANNOUNCER: And now we return you to your regularly scheduled Live Journal...
PS: Jeffrey, don't kill me. I swear, I think I was being posessed when I wrote this.