I'm Not A Conspiracist Theoreticalist or Nothing, BUT
i hate tragedies. they make me cry.
planes flying into buildings and people falling out of windows all willy nilly? tears. (but video footage of men fleeing with their arms flailing over their heads still makes me chuckle now and then.)
i cried, but I KNEW THEN, it was all a plot hatched by our own government to kill some coloreds. (and i almost got fired from WaMu from saying so too loudly and too often. it was almost a Malcolm X moment. i almost got whacked for it. but i bravely soldiered on and have managed to escape asassination. *note: the NOI did not, i repeat, did NOT murder Brother Malcolm, okay? thanks.)
people dying and starving and stuff because of flooding? tears. (but hearing about idiots locked up in some kind of forum/huge unsanitary place and turning on each other and like, murdering and being all Lord of the Flies about it and stuff still makes me chuckle now and then.)
i cried, but I KNEW THEN, it was all a plot hatched by our own government to kill some coloreds. (funny, saying so didn't get me fired from The Institute, but that's okay, i managed to do that on my own.)
bridges falling with like, people in cars and trucks and stuff on them and getting swept down the Mississippi to Louisiana where they will likely perish from hunger and abject poverty? tears. (but finding out that about 1,999 of the 2,000 bridges in Minnesota are pretty much considered sub-par still makes me chuckle now and then. and reading that people were hanging from their apartment buildings screaming for the people on the bridge just makes me roll with laughter at the ludicrosity of it all. "what the hell are YOU screaming for, you're SAFE, you fuckers!" had i been on that bridge, that's what i'dve been thinking.)
i cried, and cry still, BUT I KNOW NOW that it's all a plot hatched by our own government. i dunno how it's gonna end up with the killing of coloreds, but all will come clear to me soon, i feel sure.
1. the ENTIRE bridge just HAPPENS to fall off the face of the earth, and all at one time? wear and tear, sure sure sure, but since when does iron rust/corrode/whatever in the same places at the same times allowing something like a heavily travelled bridge to just drop cleanly from where it was perfectly secure the day before? AND manages to crush a freight train at the same time????
2. nobody questions the fact that "routine repairs" were done just the day before?
3. it's rush hour traffic, but no traffic helicoptors have any footage of the bridge falling?
4. why were the FBI there???
5. why is everything speculation? why so many questions and so few answers?
there may be perfectly reasonable explanations for all of it. but i'm telling you, it's the Republicans!! it's a PLOT!!
"just like the movies," they say. where the hell do they think the screen play writer people get their PLOTS?! art imitates LIFE people, NOT the other way around.
i'm just sayin'
planes flying into buildings and people falling out of windows all willy nilly? tears. (but video footage of men fleeing with their arms flailing over their heads still makes me chuckle now and then.)
i cried, but I KNEW THEN, it was all a plot hatched by our own government to kill some coloreds. (and i almost got fired from WaMu from saying so too loudly and too often. it was almost a Malcolm X moment. i almost got whacked for it. but i bravely soldiered on and have managed to escape asassination. *note: the NOI did not, i repeat, did NOT murder Brother Malcolm, okay? thanks.)
people dying and starving and stuff because of flooding? tears. (but hearing about idiots locked up in some kind of forum/huge unsanitary place and turning on each other and like, murdering and being all Lord of the Flies about it and stuff still makes me chuckle now and then.)
i cried, but I KNEW THEN, it was all a plot hatched by our own government to kill some coloreds. (funny, saying so didn't get me fired from The Institute, but that's okay, i managed to do that on my own.)
bridges falling with like, people in cars and trucks and stuff on them and getting swept down the Mississippi to Louisiana where they will likely perish from hunger and abject poverty? tears. (but finding out that about 1,999 of the 2,000 bridges in Minnesota are pretty much considered sub-par still makes me chuckle now and then. and reading that people were hanging from their apartment buildings screaming for the people on the bridge just makes me roll with laughter at the ludicrosity of it all. "what the hell are YOU screaming for, you're SAFE, you fuckers!" had i been on that bridge, that's what i'dve been thinking.)
i cried, and cry still, BUT I KNOW NOW that it's all a plot hatched by our own government. i dunno how it's gonna end up with the killing of coloreds, but all will come clear to me soon, i feel sure.
1. the ENTIRE bridge just HAPPENS to fall off the face of the earth, and all at one time? wear and tear, sure sure sure, but since when does iron rust/corrode/whatever in the same places at the same times allowing something like a heavily travelled bridge to just drop cleanly from where it was perfectly secure the day before? AND manages to crush a freight train at the same time????
2. nobody questions the fact that "routine repairs" were done just the day before?
3. it's rush hour traffic, but no traffic helicoptors have any footage of the bridge falling?
4. why were the FBI there???
5. why is everything speculation? why so many questions and so few answers?
there may be perfectly reasonable explanations for all of it. but i'm telling you, it's the Republicans!! it's a PLOT!!
"just like the movies," they say. where the hell do they think the screen play writer people get their PLOTS?! art imitates LIFE people, NOT the other way around.
i'm just sayin'