memorable quotes: Role Models
[Paul Rudd]: Can I get a large black coffee?
[Barista]: A what?
[Paul Rudd]: Large black coffee.
[Barista]: Do you mean a venti?
[Paul Rudd]: No, I mean a large.
[Barista]: Venti is large.
[Paul Rudd]: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
[Barista]: A what?
[Paul Rudd]: Large black coffee.
[Barista]: Do you mean a venti?
[Paul Rudd]: No, I mean a large.
[Barista]: Venti is large.
[Paul Rudd]: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.