Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit: chapter 266 review
Warning: This review is going to be very, very, very biased and contain CAPSLOCK.
Kicking off straight from the beginning.
Sexy shojo Gokudera: Here, have your proof, I’m the hottest thing alive. Any objections?
The fandom: *Nosebleeding, speechless*
Sexy shojo Gokudera: Also, now I officially have women waist, booties, and for some reason invisible hip bones. My hair mousse is the most glorious hair product ever. My eyes could make any girl cry in shame. My chuckles contain all the awesomeness in the world, the same force that makes my pants hold somewhere on the level of my dick. And yes, I have stolen this tie from Mukuro, while he was gaping at my awesomeness like a twelve-year-old girl. Actually, I’m pretty tired of this shirt + button up get up, but since you bitches enjoy it so much, who I am to complain? And no, this bag totally doesn’t make an expression that you’re reading an APG doujin.
Amano: To make it more convenient for you to consume the ultimate sexiness, enemies are going to approach Vongola one at a time.
The Death Star Zakuro’s Sailor Moon transformation sphere: Shines cheerfully in the sky.
Several stick figures Tsuna and the extra: Exclamation mark thoughts sure never get old!
Tsuna: Now it’s a great time to suddenly grow about ten centimeters!
Uni: My breast in nonexistent. So is my usefulness.
Fuuta: What? I have no thoughts. I just make cameos.
Reborn: I’m going to forget for a moment that we’re in a shonen manga, and suggest that the enemy can be finished in one blow.
Shou-chan: Hey, look, my old good Captain Exposition hat! And now it has a Captain Obvious ribbon on her! Also, someone, please, fuck me.
Tsuna: My surprisingly not freaking out face signalizes the beginning of a flashback.
Gamma: I’m thinking lately - what are the transformations that happen with my face these days? Looks like my absent Japanese blood started kicking in.
Sexy detailed Gokudera: I’m too sexy for my shirt. Please, sit down and take a moment to remember my arousing stripterrific outfit for Ring Battles.
Me: If bitches animators will screw this outfit in the anime too, I’ll kick some babies in the face. Hard.
Gokudera: Also, since it’s my superstar chapter, no moe faces.
Tsuna: What, not even one?
Gokudera: Well, only one then! Just to make your “aww” vibe going.
Gamma: As your makeshift seme, while Yamamoto is away, I have to worry about your condition.
Gokudera: Go fuck a tree, I’m hardcore. Check out my hardcore detailed face.
Gamma: Say what.
Gokudera: I sucked great deal, and my psychiatrist advises to vent out, so I’m up for kicking some ass, if you need an explanation, asshole. Blah blah blah, Right Hand Man Fail.
Lal: I want some screen time too! I’m frigging tired of lying around in this mobile cocoon.
Tsuna: Hey, I’m the main character here!
Lal: Shut your trap, greedy bitch. Besides, someone has to pull some Captain Exposition while Gokudera’s going to pwn stuff.
Gokkun: Yeah, tenth, just look at my confident-schoolboy-who’s-just-gotten-the-high-school-queen-to-go-with-him-to-the-prom face!
Basil: Damn, an action hero. I’m so jealous.
Tsuna: What’s with this sudden badassery?!
Gokudera: WTF.
Tsuna: KNOW YOUR PLACE. I won’t allow that. My super-detailed face with foreshadowing tells you I’m serious.
Zakuro’s Sailor Moon transformation sphere: Still shines cheerfully in the sky.
Lal: Let’s make some porn sounds! Ugh. Ngh.
Gokudera: I’m tied to the tree for some reason. This sure has nothing to do with porn noises and the fact I’m alone with the scantily clad chick who flicked everything she has the first time we met, and my spare seme.
Gokudera: Also, I look sexily arrogant and manly.
Gamma. I always look sexily arrogant and manly.
Lal: Blah blah That dude is a piece of crap made in hell.
Uri: I’m incredibly tiny and incredibly adorable.
Gamma: Damn, I’m totally becoming Japanese, after all.
Godzilla!Zakuro: *Obligatory villain’s line.* You are fools. I’m awesome.
Gokudera: My new emo fringe is shocked.
Godzilla!Zakuro: Check out my funky ripped pants, pimpcoat on the naked torso, and ultra fashionable manicure.
Everyone: *check out, rather detailed reaction faces.*
Me: I haven’t seen such a detailed chapter in a while. Damn, being a fan favorite sure has its perks.
Gokudera: *WTF*
Lal: *Girly WTF*
Gamma: *Manly WTF*
Godzilla!Zakuro: *Villain boasting tiemz!*
Gamma: This bunch of vaguely science-related stuff is a total surprise for me.
Gokudera: In case you’ve forgot, I go all excited over mystical monsters. It’s adorable.
Godzilla!Zakuro: Blah Blah blaaaaaaaaaaah I can’t get enough of myself.
Gokudera: My tights pants don’t believe you.
Godzilla!Zakuro: “The ghost” rip off is a go!
The action trio: Whoa, he, liek, disappeared, how could this happen in our world of pink smoke time travel and flying sparkling battle animals from 7x7sm boxes?!
Gokudera: Right now my face has one eyebrow, mouth and nothing else.
Gamma: I’m looking professional, baby. Where’s my vodka-martini?
Some vaguely drawn action:*happens.*
Gamma: Oh shi-
Gamma: *catches an epic kick in the face*
Gokudera: Now I’m going to cry out for you and make G59 fangirls go crazy.
G59 fandom: *quivers neurotically*
Lal: Hey, I’m still here, and I can do stuff. You know. Stuff.
Stuff: *Happens.*
Godzilla!Zakuro: I’m secretly Tony Stark, watch these bullets ricochet away from my body.
Lal: I’m so surprised that my sidekick’s weapon didn’t work!
Godzilla!Zakuro: I’m suddenly really scary.
Godzilla!Zakuro: *kind of owns Lal Mirch, there are a lot of centipedes and arms and blood on the panel.*
Me: HOLD YOU PANTIES, LADIES.GET READY FOR THE RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE. HAVE SOME SOUNDTRACK.
Gokudera: Okay. Warming up is finished, now it’s finally time for my crouching moment of awesome.
Canonic, classic Hero/Villain flame/energy streams confrontation: *Happens! No, seriously, it does.*
Godzilla!Zakuro: Show me what you got.
Gokudera: Watch me. Uri, the ownage form of doom!
Uri: Yo.
Gokudera: I’m speaking some sexy Italian here. Are you swooning, fangirls?
Fangirls: Yes, we are, master!
Uri: MEW, BITCHES.
Gokudera: Behold my sexy concentrated face, I’m about to pull something complicated that requires my superior intellect and badassery.
Godzilla!Zakuro: Suddenly I look like the Joker? Who cares anyway.
Lal: Well, exposition time. Now, where were my notes. Oh, here. Blah blah, two sexy vague panels, and BEHOLD THE FIRST STORM GUARDIAN MOMENT!!!!
I SAID,
GOKUDERA’S FISRT STORM GUARDIAN MOMENT.
THE FANDOM: *SYSTEM BREAKDOWN*
ME:
/SYSTEM REACTIVATED
/CHECKING HARD-DRIVE AND EXTERNAL MEMORY
/ADJUCTING PROPERTIES
/APPLYING SETTINGS
SEXY,SEXY,SEXY HARDCORE GOKUDERA: IN YOUR FACE, FUCKERS. HERE’S YOUR FANDOM BICYCLE.
The first storm guardian: Yeah, I’m finally here. Take your time in recovering after your out-of-body experience. You may have an additional fangasm over my severe scar, super-stylish haircut, ultimately badass expression, and my perfectly drawn cigarette YEAH, SUCK ON IT, YOUR POLLITCORRECT CENCORE BITCHES.
Gokudera: Behold my feral, primal weapon, its size that totally doesn’t compensate for anything, and the fuzzy flame-coated string that you don’t want to touch.
Godzilla!Zakuro: LOL lookie I’m still here.
Gokudera: Your ancient crap is nothing against my manly furrowed eyebrows. Also, the Tenth in my head signalizes the beginning of the second flashback.
Tsuna: You’re here for fanservice and pairings, not for kicking ass!
Gokudera: WAT.
Tsuna: Blah blah blaaaaah touching bromance tiemz!
5927fandom: *tries to wake up after a long, long sleep*
Gokudera: *EPIC REBELLION TIEMZ. WOO.* No, Tenth.
Everybody: *reaction faces* OMG, Armageddon is coming.
Ryohei: I look like Yamamoto’s substitute here. It kind of makes sense.
Girls: Another poorly drawn cameo for us!
Reborn: My fedora is actually Captain Obvious hat.
Gokudera: I’m speaking to the Tenth, so moe faces are back!
Tsuna: *trauma*
Gokudera: Blah blah I’ve got a major character development because of you and due to my relationship with Yamamoto, so now I have a good priorities check. *rambles*
Me: *sniffs helplessly* Dawww, they grow up so fast.
Gokudera: …So I won’t be suicidal from now on. You may fangirl over my mature, human, opened face now.
Fangirls: Oh, we do, master!
Gokudera: And now, after a touching interlude, it’s finally time for some hot action!
Godzilla!Zakuro: Behold the overwhelming power of T-Rex!
Gokudera: BEHOLD THE OVERWHELMING POWER OF SEX!
…No comments on this chapter, pretty much. What amuses me most of all, that next chapter we will have some glorious Goku-action as well. He must finish Zakuro off, after all.
And ILU, ladies. Everyone, everyone on my flist was fangirling over this chapter <333
Oh, yeah.
There were other series too this week, but I’m too much smitten by Reborn to review anything else.
So, that’s all for today,
Lamp.
Kicking off straight from the beginning.
Sexy shojo Gokudera: Here, have your proof, I’m the hottest thing alive. Any objections?
The fandom: *Nosebleeding, speechless*
Sexy shojo Gokudera: Also, now I officially have women waist, booties, and for some reason invisible hip bones. My hair mousse is the most glorious hair product ever. My eyes could make any girl cry in shame. My chuckles contain all the awesomeness in the world, the same force that makes my pants hold somewhere on the level of my dick. And yes, I have stolen this tie from Mukuro, while he was gaping at my awesomeness like a twelve-year-old girl. Actually, I’m pretty tired of this shirt + button up get up, but since you bitches enjoy it so much, who I am to complain? And no, this bag totally doesn’t make an expression that you’re reading an APG doujin.
Amano: To make it more convenient for you to consume the ultimate sexiness, enemies are going to approach Vongola one at a time.
The Death Star Zakuro’s Sailor Moon transformation sphere: Shines cheerfully in the sky.
Several stick figures Tsuna and the extra: Exclamation mark thoughts sure never get old!
Tsuna: Now it’s a great time to suddenly grow about ten centimeters!
Uni: My breast in nonexistent. So is my usefulness.
Fuuta: What? I have no thoughts. I just make cameos.
Reborn: I’m going to forget for a moment that we’re in a shonen manga, and suggest that the enemy can be finished in one blow.
Shou-chan: Hey, look, my old good Captain Exposition hat! And now it has a Captain Obvious ribbon on her! Also, someone, please, fuck me.
Tsuna: My surprisingly not freaking out face signalizes the beginning of a flashback.
Gamma: I’m thinking lately - what are the transformations that happen with my face these days? Looks like my absent Japanese blood started kicking in.
Sexy detailed Gokudera: I’m too sexy for my shirt. Please, sit down and take a moment to remember my arousing stripterrific outfit for Ring Battles.
Me: If bitches animators will screw this outfit in the anime too, I’ll kick some babies in the face. Hard.
Gokudera: Also, since it’s my superstar chapter, no moe faces.
Tsuna: What, not even one?
Gokudera: Well, only one then! Just to make your “aww” vibe going.
Gamma: As your makeshift seme, while Yamamoto is away, I have to worry about your condition.
Gokudera: Go fuck a tree, I’m hardcore. Check out my hardcore detailed face.
Gamma: Say what.
Gokudera: I sucked great deal, and my psychiatrist advises to vent out, so I’m up for kicking some ass, if you need an explanation, asshole. Blah blah blah, Right Hand Man Fail.
Lal: I want some screen time too! I’m frigging tired of lying around in this mobile cocoon.
Tsuna: Hey, I’m the main character here!
Lal: Shut your trap, greedy bitch. Besides, someone has to pull some Captain Exposition while Gokudera’s going to pwn stuff.
Gokkun: Yeah, tenth, just look at my confident-schoolboy-who’s-just-gotten-the-high-school-queen-to-go-with-him-to-the-prom face!
Basil: Damn, an action hero. I’m so jealous.
Tsuna: What’s with this sudden badassery?!
Gokudera: WTF.
Tsuna: KNOW YOUR PLACE. I won’t allow that. My super-detailed face with foreshadowing tells you I’m serious.
Zakuro’s Sailor Moon transformation sphere: Still shines cheerfully in the sky.
Lal: Let’s make some porn sounds! Ugh. Ngh.
Gokudera: I’m tied to the tree for some reason. This sure has nothing to do with porn noises and the fact I’m alone with the scantily clad chick who flicked everything she has the first time we met, and my spare seme.
Gokudera: Also, I look sexily arrogant and manly.
Gamma. I always look sexily arrogant and manly.
Lal: Blah blah That dude is a piece of crap made in hell.
Uri: I’m incredibly tiny and incredibly adorable.
Gamma: Damn, I’m totally becoming Japanese, after all.
Godzilla!Zakuro: *Obligatory villain’s line.* You are fools. I’m awesome.
Gokudera: My new emo fringe is shocked.
Godzilla!Zakuro: Check out my funky ripped pants, pimpcoat on the naked torso, and ultra fashionable manicure.
Everyone: *check out, rather detailed reaction faces.*
Me: I haven’t seen such a detailed chapter in a while. Damn, being a fan favorite sure has its perks.
Gokudera: *WTF*
Lal: *Girly WTF*
Gamma: *Manly WTF*
Godzilla!Zakuro: *Villain boasting tiemz!*
Gamma: This bunch of vaguely science-related stuff is a total surprise for me.
Gokudera: In case you’ve forgot, I go all excited over mystical monsters. It’s adorable.
Godzilla!Zakuro: Blah Blah blaaaaaaaaaaah I can’t get enough of myself.
Gokudera: My tights pants don’t believe you.
Godzilla!Zakuro: “The ghost” rip off is a go!
The action trio: Whoa, he, liek, disappeared, how could this happen in our world of pink smoke time travel and flying sparkling battle animals from 7x7sm boxes?!
Gokudera: Right now my face has one eyebrow, mouth and nothing else.
Gamma: I’m looking professional, baby. Where’s my vodka-martini?
Some vaguely drawn action:*happens.*
Gamma: Oh shi-
Gamma: *catches an epic kick in the face*
Gokudera: Now I’m going to cry out for you and make G59 fangirls go crazy.
G59 fandom: *quivers neurotically*
Lal: Hey, I’m still here, and I can do stuff. You know. Stuff.
Stuff: *Happens.*
Godzilla!Zakuro: I’m secretly Tony Stark, watch these bullets ricochet away from my body.
Lal: I’m so surprised that my sidekick’s weapon didn’t work!
Godzilla!Zakuro: I’m suddenly really scary.
Godzilla!Zakuro: *kind of owns Lal Mirch, there are a lot of centipedes and arms and blood on the panel.*
Me: HOLD YOU PANTIES, LADIES.GET READY FOR THE RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE. HAVE SOME SOUNDTRACK.
Gokudera: Okay. Warming up is finished, now it’s finally time for my crouching moment of awesome.
Canonic, classic Hero/Villain flame/energy streams confrontation: *Happens! No, seriously, it does.*
Godzilla!Zakuro: Show me what you got.
Gokudera: Watch me. Uri, the ownage form of doom!
Uri: Yo.
Gokudera: I’m speaking some sexy Italian here. Are you swooning, fangirls?
Fangirls: Yes, we are, master!
Uri: MEW, BITCHES.
Gokudera: Behold my sexy concentrated face, I’m about to pull something complicated that requires my superior intellect and badassery.
Godzilla!Zakuro: Suddenly I look like the Joker? Who cares anyway.
Lal: Well, exposition time. Now, where were my notes. Oh, here. Blah blah, two sexy vague panels, and BEHOLD THE FIRST STORM GUARDIAN MOMENT!!!!
I SAID,
GOKUDERA’S FISRT STORM GUARDIAN MOMENT.
THE FANDOM: *SYSTEM BREAKDOWN*
ME:
/SYSTEM REACTIVATED
/CHECKING HARD-DRIVE AND EXTERNAL MEMORY
/ADJUCTING PROPERTIES
/APPLYING SETTINGS
SEXY,SEXY,SEXY HARDCORE GOKUDERA: IN YOUR FACE, FUCKERS. HERE’S YOUR FANDOM BICYCLE.
The first storm guardian: Yeah, I’m finally here. Take your time in recovering after your out-of-body experience. You may have an additional fangasm over my severe scar, super-stylish haircut, ultimately badass expression, and my perfectly drawn cigarette YEAH, SUCK ON IT, YOUR POLLITCORRECT CENCORE BITCHES.
Gokudera: Behold my feral, primal weapon, its size that totally doesn’t compensate for anything, and the fuzzy flame-coated string that you don’t want to touch.
Godzilla!Zakuro: LOL lookie I’m still here.
Gokudera: Your ancient crap is nothing against my manly furrowed eyebrows. Also, the Tenth in my head signalizes the beginning of the second flashback.
Tsuna: You’re here for fanservice and pairings, not for kicking ass!
Gokudera: WAT.
Tsuna: Blah blah blaaaaah touching bromance tiemz!
5927fandom: *tries to wake up after a long, long sleep*
Gokudera: *EPIC REBELLION TIEMZ. WOO.* No, Tenth.
Everybody: *reaction faces* OMG, Armageddon is coming.
Ryohei: I look like Yamamoto’s substitute here. It kind of makes sense.
Girls: Another poorly drawn cameo for us!
Reborn: My fedora is actually Captain Obvious hat.
Gokudera: I’m speaking to the Tenth, so moe faces are back!
Tsuna: *trauma*
Gokudera: Blah blah I’ve got a major character development because of you and due to my relationship with Yamamoto, so now I have a good priorities check. *rambles*
Me: *sniffs helplessly* Dawww, they grow up so fast.
Gokudera: …So I won’t be suicidal from now on. You may fangirl over my mature, human, opened face now.
Fangirls: Oh, we do, master!
Gokudera: And now, after a touching interlude, it’s finally time for some hot action!
Godzilla!Zakuro: Behold the overwhelming power of T-Rex!
Gokudera: BEHOLD THE OVERWHELMING POWER OF SEX!
…No comments on this chapter, pretty much. What amuses me most of all, that next chapter we will have some glorious Goku-action as well. He must finish Zakuro off, after all.
And ILU, ladies. Everyone, everyone on my flist was fangirling over this chapter <333
Oh, yeah.
There were other series too this week, but I’m too much smitten by Reborn to review anything else.
So, that’s all for today,
Lamp.