Better later, then never: chapter 261 review
Have caught a cold after all, but you all are so awesome, encouraging me and telling that you have missed, no words to express how touched I am. <33333
(Sorry, wanted to boast so much, Lawl has drawn this for me, omg omg omg)
So, the new chap review, because all I can do is to make you smile in return. ^ ^
I’m going to overlook the color spreads, it will be below.
Hibari’s pwn-ery bystanders: Let’s have some reaction faces to quickly remind you the stuff from last chapter.
Marquise De Sad Hibari: Why hello thar, my new uke.
Handcuffs of kink doom: S’up, bitches.
Hibari: Behold how I rotate the handcuffs around my finger, cocking my hip sexily, like a shameless badass I am.
Daisy: *Promptly getting all hot and bothered over Hibari.*
Byakuran: I have a uselessly detailed panel here. Because.
Daisy: Seriously, all Vongola are sluts. Good for me.
Me: Oh fuck, the last line was canon.
The panel with Hibari and Daisy running to each other in slow motion before sunset running to beat the crap out of each other in front of Nami Sexy Middle: *happens*
Hibari: I have no eyes.
Daisy: Don’t worry, mine are able to compensate for the both of us.
Three panels that do not much more than show Daisy’s freakishly big eyes: *happen*
Some messily drawn shounen action: *is shounen*
Daisy’s hand: *penetrates Hibari’s handcuff* *gets caught*
Daisy: Do you like my new, glamorous do on this panel, with lots of eyeliner and this sexy, flowing, Dino-like hair?
Hibari: I’m not gonna get let you off.
Me: Sorry for this lame pun, but I had to so it after reading this line.
Daisy: *Le gasp.*
Daisy’s arm: *gets thrown away, because losing arms is apparently the new black, and Daisy in nothing if not stylish*
Hibari: Oh, a piece of lizard meat. Yummy.
Daisy: You fucker, you broke my heart. I’ll break you face. *He does*
Daisy: *Suuuuuuuuuckerpunch!!!!*
Hibari: *connects beautifully with the wall of his significant other*
Dino, fanboys: ZOMG!!!!!!111!!1
Dino: Me and my beautiful, gay eyelashes have to tell you something about lizards.
Dino: Also, me and my horribly, horribly drawn face have to tell you some more. Blah blah.
Romario: My face looks really Asian now, that’s perfectly expected, considering the fact I’m italian.
Daisy: Yada yada boxes, yada yada Mary Sue abilities, yada yada my face looks like Amano was practicing for entirely different manga, probably something ancient Greek about Medusa Gorgon.
The hand: *Looks really gross simultaneously growing some unnecessary organs out of itself, and trying to tentacle-rape Hibari.*
Hibari: My god, how boring. *Shrugs the hand away*
Daisy: *Generic villain bragging*
Hibari: …Dude. You suck.
Hibari: *Starts bragging about his magician skills, it’s epic.*
Hibari: Oh well, if you want to have some so badly today, I’ll give it to you. Behold the ultimate kink, the kink meme be damned.
Daisy: *gets erected*
Hibari: My, I looks so sexy with my indifferent face, bed head look, and those handcuffs multiplying.
Dino: For some reason, I feel my loose pants going a little more tight.
Daisy: Ffffffffuck, I can’t hold back anymore *Jumps Hibari with hungry expression*
Hibari: Come to papa. *Indifferent raepface*
Daisy: …wtf.
Vongola cloud blingee ring: *bling bling*
Handcuffs: *Lock uncompromisingly all around Daisy’s body*
Daisy: *Notices something nudging his ass, insistently.*
Dino and the crew: *Totally into XXX show.*
Daisy: *Gets raped*
Kusakabe: I have a cameo, ladies.
Dino: My hair is out of place, I will be excluded from the Reborn Glamorous Gay Association after it.
Daisy: *Turns out to be a screamer.*
Hibari: *Tentacle rape is so last arc. How do you find handcuffs rape instead? Dino likes.*
Daisy: *Is enjoying is far too much.*
The wankers trio: *Jerk off at the sight*
Dino: I’m so proud that my uke can be so seme at times.
Daisy: I’m coming to the extreeeeeeeeme *He does*
Hibari: Now, when you’ve gotten your fill, pay the bill. Fifty per hour, Three hundreds for a whole night, sweetheart. Oh, a ring? Neat, I’ll take.
Dino: *is a really proud PIMP*
Kusakabe: *fangirling*
Back to the Batman’s cave Kawahira’s:
Tsuna: I’m still in my uke mode, showing you my new 27 shirt, it’s a miracle that there are so much shirts with this really random for usual people number printed on them.
Goku: Ladies. I’m here.
Ladies: *swoon*
Yamamoto: I have a really displaced facial features here.
Basil: You have them, at least.
Tsuna: Also, Hibari has owned Daisy.
Everyone: OMG YAY!!!!!
Reborn: I’m saying that the present crisis has gone, even through there are like five mighty villains and the Big Bad of the series lurking around, occupied solely by searching for us.
Goku: Ladies. Hi again.
Ladies: *Swoooooon*
Bianchi: Whoa, I have a cameo.
Kawahira: Well, kiddies, I’m leaving now, and you have fun. Lube is in the second drawer, just don’t use all cherry-flavored one, it’s my favorite.
Tsuna: *freaks out, like he has been doing for ten chapters*
Reborn: You, bitch, stop where you stand. I’m the one who’s bossy here.
Kawahira: I’m so mysterious, I’m not telling you anything. Blah blah. Also, you owe me. See you. Don’t forget about the lube!
Uni: *Is good for nothing aside from hitting on all people of the earth* Lets have some good old pure ellipsis-consisting thoughts, they are so meaningful.
Reborn: Yeah, lets.
Yamamoto: Nah, I’m just standing around, adding the sexiness to the panel.
Tsuna: *freak out freak out FREAK OUUUUUT*
Me: DAMMIT, Amano, stop doing it to him already!
Meanwhile, some of Amano assistants practice new background brushes. Not very impressive, gaiz.
Kikyou and Bluebell: *are back from girls only sleepover party*
Bluebell: OMG, hun, you’ve missed all the fun, we were, like, discussing stuff all night, and ZOMG, Kikyou had done my nails with a prettiest shade of blue EVAR.
Dart Veider Aconite: *guttural metallic sounds of breathing, it’s creepy *
Byakuran: *Couldn’t participate in the sleepover too, being busy standing in a giant ovule onion, pretending to be Dino’s pony.*
Bluebell: Whoa, shiny.
Kikyou: Blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaah this action totally makes sense, it’s not that Byakuran is a fucking creepy freak.
Ovule Onion The Thing : *explodes glamorously*
Byakuran: *pants like he had one hell of a jerk-off fest right now*
Byakuran: Me and my transparent hair are ready to go pop Uni’s cherry. Get ready, folks.
And so, the chapter ends.
So yeah.
Good chapter, and Hibari’s handcuffs performance was actually fantastic and generally turning on. Through, I’m a little tired of this scene already, it’s good that we will have something new in the next chap.
Also, Uni really starts to piss me off. She’ll better pull something useful before I’ll count her into Failsquad for good
And, of course, the color pages. Not going to point out every detail, but few significant.
-I’m not sure which one of two pages I like more. The Italian one is more stylish and detailed, but the Japanese one has Mukuro and huge 8059 shiptease.
-I love Goku’s pouting expression on Italian page, and his self-whoring on the Japanese. But that’s a given, of course.
-Yamamoto totally steals Goku’s clothes and accessories, or maybe Gokudera just picks clothes for his boyfriend.
-Badass looking Tsuna on Italian page makes me proud and Grrrr, make him do something awesome in the manga already!
-Fuck. Someone should stop dressing Chrome in those short frilly skirts. There are a lot of other clothes to wear on legs, you know?!
-I’m disappointed that they had paid so little attention to Ryohei. Of course, his ratings are not that high, but he’s still a wonderful sempai, and I would gladly fangirl over his detailed pic.
-And what page do YOU like more?
Also, this week:
Bleach:
-Event-packed chapter, no doubts here.
-Kensei and his manliness, and his manly, manly Asuma-like bankai. Oh, Kubo, you certainly know how to produce quality stuff.
-Two borderline-canon het pairings and one almost canon yaoi pairing, all for eight (eight!) vizards. Kubo is really into pairing bait lately.
-Ok, I don’t believe Hiyori will die. Good guys DON’T die in Bleach. Period. It’s not Naruto.
Naruto:
-God, Naruto’s art looks so plain, compared to Reborn and Bleach (most beautifully drawn manga’s IMO)
-The fuck. Tobidara’s explanation about Juubi was… just WTF. The Moon?! He became the moon?! Don’t use those drugs anymore, Kishi.
Soul Eater:
Too lazy to rant about it now, but, ffff, I never suspected Kilik to suddenly become SO badass. Like, alluringly badass.
Also, the art had greatly improved lately.
That’s all for today, and please do tell me if I overlooked something, because, as usually I wrote in haste.
Lamp.