Chapter 260 Review & Some More Junk; The Weekly Usual
Here we go, a weekly Reborn review by your truly.
I must say, there was nothing particularly mind-blowing this week (for me at least, I’m both hands for D18, just not interested.)
Note: Apparently, raws had misplaced pages 5 and 6, and so did scanlators. Anyway, the review is matching the corrected variant.
Kawahira: Now that our plane had reached steady height, you van unfasten your belts and go take a piss. Also, black tight underwear under my kimono is still disturbing.
Kyoko and Uni: Lets troll the fandom a little by appearing almost similar at the same panel!
The comic trio: The show must go on!
Lambo: *Thanks god says nothing because his mouth is stuffed, reason #297924 why I love Gokudera*
Kawahira: Also, flash news. Byakuran is bad. Just so you know.
Me: OMG we didn’t have a clue about it.
Kawahira: Getting all hot and bothered over a teenage girl, what a freak! Unlike me, who was absolutely not lusting over five-year-old I-pin in last chapter.
Uni: Second that. I’m sitting here like a pedo’s wet dream, how could someone possibly want me?
Gamma, somewhere far away: *rubs his balls.*
Yamamoto: Me and my terribly bandaged face ask you why do you know so much about us. It’s kinda creepy, not that you aren’t creepy in general. Haha.
Kawahira: I saw a dude running towards your school, gaiz. Such a charming person, he told me everything about you, like, five seconds. Conveniently.
Tsuna: That’s so like Hibari-san, he totally loves talking to strangers while running to save his school!
Kawahira: He’s in deep shit, BTW.
Tsuna: ZOMG why?! He’s just fighting a comrade of a dude who single-handed destroyed our base and may or may not killed Squalo!
Back to Nami fucking High. Shitload of crap is exploding or rotating or something.
Dino: I have a bad feeling about this.
Kusakabe/Romario: *obligatory WTF reaction*
Shitload of crap: *stops exploding or rotating or whatever*
Fishguy!Daisy: *Is too sexy for his shirt* Do you like my new do? Behold my abs.
Kusakabe/Romario: These abs are sure blinding!
Fishguy!Daisy: I’m explaining you that this wtf-ery you ‘re witnessing is a complete rip-off from Bleach and Arrancar’s Ressurecsion.
Dino: I just have to say that you’re clearly not human, and Captain’s Obvious hat for this chapter is mine!
Tsuna: Hey, let’s make this sexy earphones useful for once! S’up, Dino-san?
Dino: Everything’s peachy! The weather is fine, Kyoya is all hot and irritated, and - oh! - lame fish-monster-thing wants to annihilate us. Peachy, told ya.
Tsuna: I have two news for you, bad and bad. The bad one is that our base has gone to shits. And the bad one is that, if fangirls prayers won’t take him back, which highly possible, Squalo has kicked the bucket.
Dino: I’m having a hurt, shocked face, mightily trolling both D18 and DS fandoms.
Tsuna: Anyway, we ran away like rats, and are hiding now.
Dino: Yeah, whatever, I’m still shocked.
Fishguy!Daisy: Look, I’m standing before you all naked and sexy, and you still don’t want me? When will I get laaaaaaaaaaaaid ksdghs.kdgvhslkdghslkdgg?//??/// *attempts to jump Dino*
Dino: …fuck. G2G, Tsuna.
Fishguy!Daisy: *non-stop glomping attempts*
Dino: OMG, for the last time, DO! NOT! WANT! Here, have my ultra gay pony instead!
Ultimately homoerotic solid-hoofed animal: *is ultimately homoerotic.*
Hibari: I’m looking so girly right now, with my long neck, fragile collarbone and “is-it-a-dick-up-my-ass” look.
Kusakabe: I’m looking so manly now. Sorry, Kyo-san!
Romario: Blah blah.
Amano-sensei: Hey, in case you forgot, I have a hand-cutting fetish, so have some!
UG pony: *cuts off the hand; it’s beautiful.*
Sparkles: *are flying around.*
Fishguy!Daisy: Until my crotch isn’t ripped off, I’m still after you.
Romario/Kusakabe: Why, you little shit!
The hand: *Is turning into ugly and disturbing parody of tentacle and starts to wrap suggestively around the pony, the lever of wrong here is so high I can’t look at it more than three seconds oh god oh god oh god.*
Dino: I’m not looking womanly or pretty now, I’m looking so like a woman that if you’ll show this panel someone who doesn’t read this motherfucking series, they will confuse my gender.
UG pony: *out of action.*
Fishguy!Daisy: Told ya, I’m so going to have some today!
Dino: Asshole. I really liked my horse.
Dino: I’m so hot even my whip is burning. Let’s get physical!
Fishguy!Daisy: Anytime, bb! \o/
Dino: A stream of spermatozoons is a go!
Romario: That’s boss and his modjo for you.
Fishguy!Daisy: Look, it’s all pretty and glittering, but I’m. not. impressed.
Dino: damn.
Byakuran: I’m here only for a raepface cameo.
Fishguy!Daisy: LOL enjoy surprise penetration.
Dino: Let’s have some explanations while I’m coughing blood in touching manner. Also, I’m going to think about Squalo right now.
DS fandom: *Roars.*
Me: And now, in the red corner of the ring you can see DS fandom, and in the blue corner - D18 fandom, three, two, one, crush!”
Fishguy!Daisy: And now, lets get dirrrrrrty.
Dino: *Standard doujin sex sounds*
Hibari: Hands. Off. My. Man.
Fishguy!Daisy: *Introduces himself to the wall.*
Fanboys Romario/Kusakabe: Yay!
Fishguy!Daisy: the fuck.
Possessive Hibari: *is possessive. And has ridiculously low riding pants.*
Hibari: Hey bitches.
Me: I love this show.
Hibari: Let me get this straight. Namimori is the thing I love. Dino is the thing I fuck. You’ve touched both.
Hibari: *gazelle kiiick!*
Fanboys: *Freaking out.*
Dino: *post-orgasmic face * Kyoya sure knows his BDSM.
Dino: Out of the blue I’m going to tell you about the first Cloud guardian yada yada arrogant bitch yada yada Giotto is sexy.
Hibari: Onward, my minions!
Hibari’s absurdly adorable hedgehog: Grrrr!
Me: WTF, does everyone in this fucking manga have to try this Sailor Moon “go silver crystal!” tricks?!
Fishguy!Daisy: Oh noes little hedgehogs my only weakness.
Dino: My boyfriend is awesome.
Sexy detailed Hibari/first cloud guardian panel: *happens, making everybody all wet*
Handcuffs:*appear.*
Fandom’s kink: *breaks. the. roof.*
Me: And so, this chapter ends with a cliffhanger “Hibari’s handcuffs attack Daisy”, and it’s canon, and we all gotta live with it.
Fffff, I’m so unfunny today, sorry gaiz, it’s been a long and emotionally filled day, and I’m just back.
Anyway.
Naruto:
-I told you last week that they will ruin the Mizukage, and see - she could do practically nothing. I hoped she would rape Sasuke at least, but no avail. Seriously, Kishi, you bastard, why do you hated women so much?
-The story loses any sense. The main villain is clearly on crack or, more probably, something far heavier.
-At least Sasuke got his ass kicked. The only positive thing in this chapter.
Bleach:
-I think they are ALL on crack there. Aizen ahead of everyone.
-Also, welcome into the action, Kensei! I missed you and your manliness.
-Anime Bleachfiller. It is so gay. It, like, lifts the level of gayness in the entire universe.
Reborn:
-Nothing overly amazing in this chapter, I must say (but that may be because I’m shit tired right now, and first read the chapter yesterday.)
-D18 is al close to canon as it can be with yaoi pairing in shounen. I’m not a big fan, but I must admit that. Although, considering Hibari is a whore, he may be fucking [insert whoever you want here] too.
And now, lovelies, please open your reborn chapter (or this link, whatever), and look closely:
-I don’t like Gokudera’s expression, overly emo and looking like an addict. That doesn’t deny the fact he’s sexy, of course, and as usual, excellent choice of clothes.
-Ryohei is lame, and in usual pose, wtf, they could make him more PIMP.
-ok, I’ve posted in Yamagoku about Yamamoto’s costume already yesterday, and we have spent about half an hour yesterday with Rodick, fapping about this fact alone. Considering it was 3.35 a.m. in my time zone and 5.35 in hers, that means something ^ ^ Also, Yuma looks just plain hot here.
-My BBF Lussuria looks awesome, seriously!
-Hibari suffers from anorexia and has ninja wrappings from Naruto on his right leg.
- Squalo is magnificent (and sdfjs;ldgkjs;gdjs;dgjs;dg I have a thing about men in black turtlenecks), but is that a rose I see in his hair? wtf.
-Xanxus is pretty and emo.
-Mukuro looks overly amused for some reason. Ecstasy overdose?
-Lancia looks good, I missed him. Apparently, some of assistants too.
-I love all girls outfits. Uni’s dress especially, or maybe Kyoko’s skirt. Can’t decide. The only one who looks awful, is Lal Mirch.
-And clearly they decided not to bother about Bianchi. Grrrr.
-Byakuran has stolen Hibari’s boots for the shot.
-Shou-chan is on all four, just in case someone forgot how uke he is.
-Zakuro is a beach bum, haha.
-Dino looks surprisingly less pretty than usual here.
-Tsuna and his habitual meek uke look. I would prefer awesome Dying Will Mode Tsuna, but whatever.
Well, that’s all about fandoms for this week, and now a little appendix specially for my dear Rodick <3 , and hey, for everyone who will appreciate it! \o/
-You know baby. FLAGGING. Because we can’t help it.
And may this picture carve into your brain. ^ ^
-And the second one.
Pretty self-explanatory. Sorry, senpai!
I was supposed to do much, much more, but I’m resembling a pile of exhausted meat now, so yeah.
Lamp.