Chapter 259 Review, General WTF-ery, You Know The Drill
New chapter review, additional notes, Shounen Junk, some personal, the usual.
Vongola Decimo: *Imbecile mode. Yes, still.*
Kawahira: Inviting a bunch kids in my house and sucking in these noodle, I totally don’t look like a pedo with my shiny glasses. Now, come in!
Tsuna: As I seasoned uke, I have to say I feel something suspicious about it.
Gokkun: As the second fandom bicycle after you, Tenth, I have to agree. Also, while we’re at it, please replenish your collection of my moe faces.
Kawahira: Nothing suspicious about me, you’re just biased. Now, me and my leg in painfully gay black tights will kick you in the darkness of my house.
The ultimate uke duo Vongola Decimo and his right hand man: *Being kicked in the ass.*
Tsuna: My ass, why in the ass, why it’s always my ass oh god oh god oh god.
Gokkun: You, noodle fucker, be gentler with the Tenth! His prostate still suffers from Mukuro’s visit three chapters ago!
Tsuna: Please, stop, Gokudera-kun, lets make some more moe faces instead - apparently, one of Amano-sensei’s assistants have found his calling.
Gokkun: Whatever you say, Tenth! *Moe. Moe! More Moe! Ultimate Moe!*
The comic duo: *benefit performance*
Yamamoto, off panel: Hey, wait for me!
Obligatory pairing-starting panel with Kawahira and I-pin: S’up.
Kawahira/I-pin fandom: *Is born. Is kicking.*
Flashbacks: In case you, brainless imbeciles, still haven’t remembered where from everyone knows the noodle guy’s name, we happen.
Kawahira: Hai thar, young I-pin. *Goes all pedo on I-pin, and it’s canon, ZOMG.* It would be nice if you could do something about soggy noodles.
Me: What?! he said what?!
Tsuna: Oh noooooooooooooooeeeees another rapist.
Reborn: As Kawahira’s fellow seme, I’m ordering everyone to go in. But remember, kimono boy, one funny glance at my ukes - and you’re done for.
Kawahira: Deal. Now, everyone, go to the fucking kitchen already!
Uni: I don’t know what I have been doing in Giglio Nero and Millefiore, but I make the moves on every man I see.
Kawahira: Not interested.
Kawahira: Now, with two panels I’m going to show you how KHR makes awesome and hot mans out of ugly nerds. Moon diadem, Hell ring, lend me power!
A crowd of ghosts: *Starts chilling around.*
Zakuro: Me and my modjo are floating above the crowd. Is everyone wet already? I’ll rub my chin even.
A crowd of ghosts: Oh yes we are!
Zakuro: For some reason, probably because you look like a pedo, I’m going to ask you whether you have seen ten kids around.
Kawahira: Phu-leeeeeeeeease. I’m old and ugly, I haven’t had sex with another person for ten years! I haven’t seen anyone.
Zakuro: You suck. Also, you won’t believe, but I have and extraordinary sense of smell.
Me: Why not? You look gay enough to work as a sommelier in your spare time.
Everyone: Hiding fuck know where, probably behind the sofa, I don’t see any other places in the room.
Tsuna: I’m looking dumb. As usual.
Yamamoto: I’m looking sexy. As usual.
The girls: We’re looking incapable. As usual.
Zakuro: *Totally doesn’t see anyone, apparently, his manliness it too blinding even for him* Maybe a moe face will help? Nope.
Zakuro: Now, I’m good it two things. 1) Look sexy. 2) Burn shit. Why don’t I just do both? I wonder.
Sexy Millefiore sidekicks flashback: *happens conveniently*
Byakuran: Blah blah blah I’m creepy blah blah blah Uni blah blah keep your inner butchers to yourselves.
Zakuro: Maybe just a couple gallons of blood?
Byakuran: STFU, Uni is not into sadism. We tried.
Zakuro: Fuck, I can’t get turned on then. Me and my awfully deformed lips are upset. I’m going to proceed to burning shit, then?
Tsuna: OMG, the villain is going to start doing evil deeds, how utterly unexpected! Also, some more purely exclamation point featuring thoughts are always available for you.
Gokudera: Me and my bony shoulder are looking so hot.
Kawahira: Now, I’m going to try spilling noodles on your crotch, probably?
Zakuro: Do not want.
Kawahira: ...Nobody wants me.
Zakuro: Me and my Harry Potter’s scar which wtf does on my forehead for like one panel are angry at you. You will be punished now.
Zakuro: I see the disturbance in the force, because the author of this review still finds this old pun funny. Me and freakishly thin leg are going to chase it. For reasons.
Kawahira: Have a nice trip, fucker.
Back in D18 love nest Namimori High.
Dino: You mare sexy air around me with your mere existence.
Daisy: Tell me your newfound ally’s whereabouts, my enemy, so I can proceed to killing her!
Ridiculous Dino’s little pony vs. Rasiel Butler’s rhino (second edition) clash: *Happens.*
Dino: You’re an ugly freak with saliva trailing from your mouth on regular basis, and I’m awesome and pretty, pretty, pretty.
Dino’s little pony: Bitchslap tiemz!
Hibari’s cute hedgehog: *Is a killing machine*
Daisy: *Totally owned, mourns the loss of his sexual partner*
Hibari: You’re not getting any tonight.
Dino: Aw, Kyoya.
BFFs Kusakabe and Romario: *Fanboying over D18*
Kusakabe: They are so cute together! …Until they stay over at Kyo-san’s place.
Romario: Amateur. I’ll lend you my earplugs.
Dino: You have a right to remain silent, everything you say may be used against you in court, you have a right to consult with an attorney and to have that attorney present during questioning.
Daisy: Blah blah blah the plot demands we fight some more.
Hibari: I’m going to join Tsuna and Gokudera and show you a moe uke face now, apparently that lucky assistant is having a field day.
Dino: *Dangerous, seme face*
D18 fandom: *Foaming incoherently*
Daisy: *Mediocre villain pre-power up speech*
Dino&Hibari: We are drawn horribly with our reaction!faces on this panel.
Daisy: Blah blah blah no one is listening to me blah blah blah I’m dangerous blah blah blah I have a vagina dentata!
Me: That’s… disturbing. I didn’t expect that KHR would come to this.
Romario/Kusakabe/Hibird OT3: WTF.
Daisy: *Shows his number for the Chippendales casting*
Dino: *Finds it disturbing, too*
Hibari: *Finds nothing in this life disturbing*
Daisy: And now, let’s have some nightmare fuel and a cliffhanger.
Fifth D18 panel for the last three pages(I was counting): *Happens, making a thick fat full stop in this chapter.*
Now, some side comments, as usual, Y/Y?
This week, in a crazy world of Shounen Jump:
Naruto.
-I choked while reading Naruto this week. Seriously, Kishi, I didn’t expect you could do things like this.
Holy FUCK.
That’s creepy and sexy as hell.
She’s the Godaime Mizukage, she runs a village of motherfucking Mist, she’s an open pedophile and enjoys finding her future pray sexy, oh God I swear that’s so kinky I start to hyperventilate. AND she’s wiping her saliva with her fingers before starting her blood hunt, and that’s the most awesome gesture I’ve ever seen in Naruto.
If Kishimoto’s going to ruin her character, like he loves to do with female characters in Naruto, I’ll curse him.
But, right now, I REALLY enjoy the Kage Arc.
Bleach.
-OK, everyone is fapping already over colored pages, so I’m going to skip that part.
-Stark/Lillynette part about loneliness was actually very touching, and, generally, I think that the whole concept of Espada being the personification of reasons why people die is very original and leaves a lot of material to think about.
-Shunsui’s tirade after that was not bad too, but felt a little made up, something like shoving some moral in our faces. And, once again, I don’t like Shunsui, so maybe that’s the deal?
-Aaaaaaand Halibel’s death was totally random, I can SO see Kubo’s editor telling him to fuck this shit and get on with all Espada already, because they are running around this particular scene for about an year already, and all these talks and morals will be squeezed in three or four episodes of the anime, so Kubo should stop huffing random shit and get out some action.
Reborn.
-Holy Freud imaginery, Batman! Vagina Dentata stuff got me snickering, I could say so much about phallic/vagina weapons and their connections with seme/uke characters, because, srsly, I never believed someone could follow it so accurately as it does Reborn.
-Looks like Amano is into pairing baits lately. 8059, S80, 6927, 6918, now D18, soon, I guess, we will find Dino going all emo over Squalo’s arm or lack there of.
-We were awarded by one sexy panel of Yamamoto and Gokudera, respectively, and even if they are sketchy, they still look great for otaku like me.
-I demand a large, detailed, thoroughly drawn picture of Gokudera, through! Almost everyone else have got such pictures already, but we haven’t seen big pictures of Gokkun for a long time. I want to see him drawn in this magnificent new style. Almost sure that we will get some sugar from color pages in next month, but I want a manga one, preferably in action, although just being awesome would suffice too.
-I don’t like Kawahira, don’t know why, just don’t. He’s way too random, and WTF he’s saving the day while Vongola motherfucking Decimo and his family are hiding like a bunch of hamsters?
-And what the hell is with funny faces? Are they showing new fall/winter uke collection or something? Like them, through, that’s, uh, fresh.
That’s all with fandoms for today, two personal things:
1. I finally got all my Thailand photos, so probably going to post them in a day or two, if I won’t die from uploading. Probably going to tell how I was whoring myself up in the name of Gokudera’s birthday, haha.
2. Wonderful, outstanding bifacial_ler decided she’s going to start writing 8059. She’s the person who’s writing skills I greatly look up to - essentially, I first joined LJ to participate in Hirumamo community after reading her works. She was the one who made me choose Reborn as a new series to read/watch, and the one who first mentioned Yamagoku for me(as an additional bonus for the series), before I even started the first chapter. So, when I have read that’s she’s going to start writing them, I instantly became very, very excited. ^ ^
That’s probably all with ranting for today, bbz.