Pairings Meme + Some Bonus Rambling
I’m so tired - have taken a temporary leave of absence at my work to make a project that was ordered to me privately, and DAMN working at home is a bitch. I mean it. Also, earth-moving works plans and vaporizer platform foundations construction aren’t exactly most exiting things to do. >_>
So, I’m bringing you a hastily made pairing meme(actually, there are even two) today, got it from cat_fiend (thank you, babe, you always have some fresh stuff), and some of my babbling after the end.
"One True Pairing" Ship:
80motherfucking59. Hands down.
"One True Threesome" Ship:
Liz/Death The Kidd/Patti, Soul Eater. Come on, they are awesome, and they are canon!
"Canon" Ship:
Gambit/Rogue, X-men. WHY YES, AND DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! I was twelve, but I still like them.
Ron/Hermione, HP. I was rooting for them since the beginning! Yaaaaaay!
And OMG how could you forget about HiruMamo.
"Not quite canon but should be" ship:
HitsuMatsu, Bleach. Um… I don’t know. They get me. That’s not shota fetish. I swear. And, yeah, I’m aware that supporting Hitsugaya is considered bad taste in Bleach fandom, but wtf. I’m interested in him only in context of this pairing, anyway.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
5927! Never, ever, ever. I do understand that Gokudera’s ass is like a national gallery: you can’t consider yourself a cultured person if you haven’t been there at least once, but still, I’m very tender when it comes to a mere concept of shipping him with anyone except Yamamoto, and can barely tolerate it only in one case: when it comes to sex. But 5927, or 2759, whichever you like, just makes me want to punch babies. Grrr.
"LMAO" Ship:
Tamaki/Haruhi. Everything that includes Tamaki Suoh is hilarious by default.
"You are one sick bitch" ship:
Stein/Medusa. The amount of insanity and blood is uncanny.
"I'm one sick bitch" ship:
Everything that includes Hibari Kyoya, The Tonfa Whore.
"I dabble a little" Ship:
Dino/Squalo, KHR. I read them from time to time.
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
HiruMamo. I bet they were having sex all off-panel time since chapter 205.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" Ship:
Xanxus/Squalo - so canon it hurts, but still, I’m kind of more interested in Dino/Squalo.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship:
Kankurou/Tenten, Naruto. They didn’t even shared a panel once! But. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3902172/1/Small_Games
Read this and understand me.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
Shunsui/Nanao, Bleach. They are canon and stuff, but I, just. don’t. get. why everyone squeals so much about Shunsui.
"When all is said and done" Ship:
Colonello/Lal Mirch, I guess?
"Guilty Pleasure" ship:
I DON”T KNOW. I don’t ship Stein/Medusa, but they are the closest, of course.
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship:
Sai/Temari, Naruto. Hard smut.I was eternally bored, and the author was famous for her good works. >_>
"Favorite Older/Younger" ship:
Fuuta/Bianchi. DON”T KILL ME! She so has stolen his virginity!!! Also, she tops.
"My first I could never abandon you" ship:
Shikatema! I’ll never, ever fall out of love with them - even if it’s passive these days.
"Devotion" Ship:
HiruMamo, ES21. Two words: Dinosaurs. Game.
"Nevermet" Ship:
Why, KankuTen. ^ ^
And Shou-chan/[insert Vongola girl here] Seriously, he needs to fuck something beside Cervello and his hand.
"Pervy" Ship:
Kind of “WTF I’ve even read it”
Jiraya/Ino, Naruto. Hard smut. Yes, bitches. May give you a link. 9000 words of chosen explicit kink.
"Dominance battle" Ship:
The Epic Whoreline Of KHR.
Xanxus/Squalo/Dino/18/69
SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE:
1. 8059, KHR
2. HiruMamo, ES21
3. ShikaTema, Naruto
4. KankuTen, Naruto.
5. RyoheiHana, KHR
6. SteinMarie, Soul Eater
THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. SoulMaka, Soul Eater - I still like the pairing, but they’re so canon and sugary it’s uninteresting.
8. Tamaki/Haruhi - fucking Ouran got too overcomplicated and lost all its charm, and the fandom is, to put it plainly, DUMB.
9. UlquiHime - initially, the pairing that got me into Bleach, but, although hot as hell, it turned out to be so angsty I gave up. And there’s no possibilities anymore with him being, you know, DEAD.
THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
10. 8018, KHR
11. HitsuHina, Bleach
12. 5927, KHR
TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
13. Dino/Squalo, KHR
14.HitsuMatsu, Bleach
1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
That sick bitch Hinamori. After all this shit she had pulled, after her psychotic fits over Aizen-taichooooo, after her being spineless moe moe, how could I like her?! And, besides, this pairing is too boring and tidy for me.
2. Who do you know that ships #13?
Haha, cat_fiend sure does. ^ ^
3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
Right now, I would like Shikamaru to arrive at Kage Con, and them to start getting on it right on the conference desk, preferably using shadows stuff, while the Raikage beats the ever-loving crap out of Sasuke.
4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
Do you seriously want me to start this? XD Well, one of favorite ones was during Melone Base intrusion, when the walls started moving, and Gokudera, panicking all over, tried to pull Yamamoto up with them, and Yamamoto made a most apparent “I Love You” face EVER.
5. How long have you been following couple #6?
I’m not even following them! I haven’t read a shit about it besides the manga, but, I guess, one year would a correct answer. Since reading the manga.
6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
They are just too plain, nothing to hook onto. And I’m disappointed in Ouran in general.
7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?
HiruMamo, of course~ I’m such a sucker for canon.
8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
5927! I’d better write a smutty brunette fanfic myself then watch Gokudera fanboy over Tsuna. AND TUNAPORN IS JUST DISGUSTING, IMO.
9. What interests you about #14?
Give them a ten more years, and you’ll have the hottest older/younger pairing ever, with the older participant being a certified perv.
10. When did you stop liking #7?
At spring, I guess? It just happened. Although I can’t say I don’t like them, I’m just uninterested.
11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?
Heck, no! I could care less.
12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
Every time thinking about Ryohei I think about Crazy Frog FORGIVE ME ORZ
13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
8059, in case you haven’t already noticed. It’s not like my LJ is fucking overflowed with them.
14. Which do you dislike the most?
5927! But I’m too cynic to participate in pairing wars. I’m just sticking to a thought that 5927 is a commercial bait for good ratings, and am happy with it. XD
15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Yamamoto, Gokudera, Squalo, Xanxus. Poor Yamamoto, I wish him not to be killed to the end of the night. And property damage would be EPIC.
16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
It wasn’t drawn, but I bet my lucky panties that they have!
17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
Since they’re not canon, I can think up any possible ending I’d like, and so, YES! Happy fucking end available for you, only today and only at Lampazo’s! Buy two and get one for free!
18. What would make you start shipping #14?
I dunno, more shipping? For what?
19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
HiruMamo, of course! Stein can fuck Medusa on pile of blood-dripping corpses, and Marie can go emo for BJ or whatever, for all I care.
20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Yamamoto happily hooks up with Gokudera and lives his life as a loyal family man and outstanding pervert, Hibari gets fucked by Dino or Mukuro or Ryohei or Kusakabe, I don’t give a shit; goes to punch some crap out of random herbivores to compensate for it, and then licks the walls of Nami fucking High for the rest of his lifetime.
Ok, now to another stuff.
Today, I was scanning my friends page and stumbled upon this entry. Um, yeah, Gokudera bashing in all it’s glory. I swear, I’m usually indifferent about all this character kicking shit, but this made me just plain angry, first time of my life. I don’t participate in such discussions through, out of sheer principles, I guess, so I haven’t added a words to this, but I was actually thinking “Goddamn fucking bitches, go crawl and die! ” That’s new. My god, that’s so dumb.
And the last one.
“I’m such an interior being” - What I’m thinking now, and generally think after reading a really good 8059 fanfic. Today, I was gifted with reading one of those. This one. Oh. My. God. I should write a proper comment to this one, but I’m too tired to compose an appropriate one right at the moment, and it totally deserves a bloody article dedicated to it.
I totally skipped reading earlier 8059 fics(ones that were made before me joining the fandom) beside reading fanfic recs, authors I really liked after fanfic recs, and originally - FF, through, FF’s fandom is absolutely flat compared to LJ’s one, which is a thing with all FF/LJ fandoms, I assume. Now I’m reading all Yamagoku community fanbase in my spare time, and OOH, there a lot of gems. I have a feeling I’m not worthy writing a single line about 8059 after all these works.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.