CAKE
I visited Cake today. I haven't seen her in a really, really long time. It was nice to hang out with her. She kept introducing me to her neighbors as "This is my white friend Ro." Cuz well... you can't tell i'm white? She was totally picking on me being the "Whitest of the whitest of white girls." Her neighbor was dying. I tried to say something and Cake says, "Dude i took this white girl to The Basement" I thought Kenyetta was going to fall off the porch. Yea, that was a nice night. Picking up Mary Kay men seems to be my speciality....