The warm weather is frying people's brains
Jan came up to me while at work. She was holding a move-in slip, i told her i didn't care, even before she opened her mouth. As always she says, "Hey Missy you should care." She hands me the slip and says, "the tenant doesn't want to move on to Marigold because there is too much gang activity." I look at the new address.. it is on Gibson. HELLO! You don't want to live on Marigold, but you want to move to GIBSON?! Gibson. Gibson where i was inspecting a house and the owner was a crack head (literally i saw the crack pipe burns around his mouth) and he was drinking a 40 at 1030AM... Marigold is off of Kensington near ECMC, GIbson is by the Broadway market, which is the WORST neighborhood in the city right now. It is worse then the Fruit Belt. What a wack job. If i had to move to Gibson i would first put my kids up for adoption, or kill them, so they were not exposed to the craziness of that area. Then i would buy a sawed off shot gun. I would lock myself in my house and booby trap the entire yard so that if anyone came near it bells would go off andi could grab my shot gun and pull the trigger before they came and killed me!
There was a call from some grandmother freaking out about her grandchild. She wanted me to drop everything to inspect a house because the child has pika (a disease where someone isn't able to stop from eating everything and anything including paint, carpet, bugs, wood, nails, screws, ...literally anything!). I wanted to say if she has pika you don't need me to inspect a house,. you need to go buy a brand new house. No house that would be elidgable for someone on welfare will EVER be safe for that poor girl. Thankfully Adam is taking on that case. Good luck to him. I wouldn't want it. She comes back with ANYTHING they are going to come after the Health Department. What a mess.
I was driving down Amherst and saw someone in the trunk of a car pulling a lawnmower... that was comical the trunk kept hitting him in the head. Like i said, people's brains are frying because of the warm weather. Which reminds me.. why am i inside?
There was a call from some grandmother freaking out about her grandchild. She wanted me to drop everything to inspect a house because the child has pika (a disease where someone isn't able to stop from eating everything and anything including paint, carpet, bugs, wood, nails, screws, ...literally anything!). I wanted to say if she has pika you don't need me to inspect a house,. you need to go buy a brand new house. No house that would be elidgable for someone on welfare will EVER be safe for that poor girl. Thankfully Adam is taking on that case. Good luck to him. I wouldn't want it. She comes back with ANYTHING they are going to come after the Health Department. What a mess.
I was driving down Amherst and saw someone in the trunk of a car pulling a lawnmower... that was comical the trunk kept hitting him in the head. Like i said, people's brains are frying because of the warm weather. Which reminds me.. why am i inside?