VOICEMAIL POST (realityshifted)

[lamb_of_gold]

[There's a shuffling sound, a bit of muffling and a few clunks punctuated by mutterings that ramble between Greek and Tibetan before intelligible words are finally spoken.]I'm told if you hear this, it means I missed your call. You will have to forgive me - I do not think I will ever figure this device out properly. Please leave your name - I will

Comments

[contract_star]

Mu?

...You have a...cell phone?

[lamb_of_gold]

Sam gave it to me.

[contract_star]

Oh...for the--

[Loud beep.]

--hooked up to the Plane network by now.

[lamb_of_gold]

I was under that impression. What made that noise?

[contract_star]

Noise? Oh. I think I hit a button by accident.

[lamb_of_gold]

These are fickle things, aren't they?

[contract_star]

They are. I really don't understand them.

[lamb_of_gold]

The only appropriate comment here is "Speak for yourself."

[contract_star]

Are you saying you do?

[lamb_of_gold]

Hei, this may well be the first time I've touched something powered by electricity in my entire life.

[contract_star]

Welcome to the age of technology, Mu.

[lamb_of_gold]

I beg your pardon if I'm underwhelmed.

[contract_star]

Just wait until you can get Internet in Jamir.

[lamb_of_gold]

....

[contract_star]

...You've at least heard of Internet, haven't you?

[lamb_of_gold]

I don't believe I have.