VOICEMAIL POST (realityshifted)

[lamb_of_gold]

[There's a shuffling sound, a bit of muffling and a few clunks punctuated by mutterings that ramble between Greek and Tibetan before intelligible words are finally spoken.]

I'm told if you hear this, it means I missed your call. You will have to forgive me - I do not think I will ever figure this device out properly. Please leave your name - I will find you on the Plane.