Sentence Monkeys!
Title: Dave and Jerry are gay together!
Rating: PG-NC-17
Pairing: Dave/Jerry
Summary: Sentence!Fic love
Words: 644
Notes: Thanks to Doily_fic For the words!
Lamp: Dave had a habit of leaving the lamp on and most of the time Jerry found it annoying as hell. But there were times, like now when Dave was asleep shirtless on the couch that the light accented his features that got Jerry all hot and bothered. It was time to wake Dave up.
Paint: Long before Jerry decided he’d wanted to be a game maker, he’d wanted to be an artist. Not that it did him much good since Dave thought his painting of him had been an orange space alien eating the ass end of a Polynesian whore he once knew.
Phone: “So, what are you wearing?” Dave’s asked slow and sexy like and all Jerry could do was laugh.
“You know I don’t wear anything to bed, Dave!”
“Mmm, that’s what I like to hear! Tell me more.”
Jerry smiled weakly realizing after a moment that Dave wasn’t joking.
“Welllll… It’s really hot tonight so I’m not wearing my blanket yet and I’m kinda lonely and…--”
Pipe: Dave had been an expert at hitting a pipe since he was 6. It was pure luck that all those skills sucking would aid him so well later in life. Jerry had to use his inhaler twice already.
Highlights: “Dude! Dude… Jerry! We’re like those kids in that magazine! Y’know… the good kid and the bad kid!!? I used to whoop their asses so hard at the hidden pictures!”
“What are you talking about, Dave?” Jerry glanced up from his computer just long enough to see Dave repacking his dega bong.
Switch: “Hey Dave? What’s this switch do?” Jerry had been examining a stand alone switch in Dave’s house for almost 10 minutes not being able to figure out what it went to.
“Oh, that’s to the weed den out back.”
“Oh, okay- THE WHAT!?”
T.V: “Dude… you ever watched Speed Racer high?” Dave passed the pipe over to Jerry who giggled at the random question
“No, dude, why?” He took a hit
“Cause we’re about to man. It‘s funny as hell!” Dave switched the channel on his Television
Sex: Dave panted hotly, biting his shoulder when Jerry picked up the pace. Dave’s fingers curled in Jerry’s hair as he rode Jerry as hard and as fast as his body would allow him. Jerry gasped and moaned into Dave’s chest and dug his nails into Dave’s back. A few more thrusts and there was nothing but silence, the musk of sex and the stars in their eyes.
Heat: It was a kajillion ball blazing degrees outside and Jerry swore he had sun stroke when he heard what Dave had said.
“W…wait… what?”
“Dude, I said it’s too fucking hot to even light a bong. It’s fucking sad! Someone needs to invent mint weed. Least then that shit’ll cool ya down as y’smoke it!”
Towels: It had been a complete joke when for Christmas Dave had bought Jerry “His & Hers” towels. He never actually thought Jerry would only use the “Hers”.
Belt: “Christ Dave!” Jerry winced when Dave slapped him across his bare ass with his brand new belt.
“Gotta break these new baby’s in!” Dave grinned wickedly and slapped him across the ass again.
“STOP IT DAVE! That’s not funny!” Jerry blushed hotly, especially since he now had a raging boner.
Coupon: “Dude! I am treatin’ you to lunch!” Dave had said out of the blue one day
“Wow, that’s really nice Dave!”
“Yeah dude! I got this coupon for buy 1 get one free at Fat Ass Burger.”
“Wow, Dave… your generosity knows no bounds.”
Porn: Jerry didn’t know that Dave had a hidden camera set up in his closet. Or that the reason Dave wanted to do all kinds of extra dirty things tonight was because it was amateurs month on the “SEED” network. He was going to be RICH!
Rating: PG-NC-17
Pairing: Dave/Jerry
Summary: Sentence!Fic love
Words: 644
Notes: Thanks to Doily_fic For the words!
Lamp: Dave had a habit of leaving the lamp on and most of the time Jerry found it annoying as hell. But there were times, like now when Dave was asleep shirtless on the couch that the light accented his features that got Jerry all hot and bothered. It was time to wake Dave up.
Paint: Long before Jerry decided he’d wanted to be a game maker, he’d wanted to be an artist. Not that it did him much good since Dave thought his painting of him had been an orange space alien eating the ass end of a Polynesian whore he once knew.
Phone: “So, what are you wearing?” Dave’s asked slow and sexy like and all Jerry could do was laugh.
“You know I don’t wear anything to bed, Dave!”
“Mmm, that’s what I like to hear! Tell me more.”
Jerry smiled weakly realizing after a moment that Dave wasn’t joking.
“Welllll… It’s really hot tonight so I’m not wearing my blanket yet and I’m kinda lonely and…--”
Pipe: Dave had been an expert at hitting a pipe since he was 6. It was pure luck that all those skills sucking would aid him so well later in life. Jerry had to use his inhaler twice already.
Highlights: “Dude! Dude… Jerry! We’re like those kids in that magazine! Y’know… the good kid and the bad kid!!? I used to whoop their asses so hard at the hidden pictures!”
“What are you talking about, Dave?” Jerry glanced up from his computer just long enough to see Dave repacking his dega bong.
Switch: “Hey Dave? What’s this switch do?” Jerry had been examining a stand alone switch in Dave’s house for almost 10 minutes not being able to figure out what it went to.
“Oh, that’s to the weed den out back.”
“Oh, okay- THE WHAT!?”
T.V: “Dude… you ever watched Speed Racer high?” Dave passed the pipe over to Jerry who giggled at the random question
“No, dude, why?” He took a hit
“Cause we’re about to man. It‘s funny as hell!” Dave switched the channel on his Television
Sex: Dave panted hotly, biting his shoulder when Jerry picked up the pace. Dave’s fingers curled in Jerry’s hair as he rode Jerry as hard and as fast as his body would allow him. Jerry gasped and moaned into Dave’s chest and dug his nails into Dave’s back. A few more thrusts and there was nothing but silence, the musk of sex and the stars in their eyes.
Heat: It was a kajillion ball blazing degrees outside and Jerry swore he had sun stroke when he heard what Dave had said.
“W…wait… what?”
“Dude, I said it’s too fucking hot to even light a bong. It’s fucking sad! Someone needs to invent mint weed. Least then that shit’ll cool ya down as y’smoke it!”
Towels: It had been a complete joke when for Christmas Dave had bought Jerry “His & Hers” towels. He never actually thought Jerry would only use the “Hers”.
Belt: “Christ Dave!” Jerry winced when Dave slapped him across his bare ass with his brand new belt.
“Gotta break these new baby’s in!” Dave grinned wickedly and slapped him across the ass again.
“STOP IT DAVE! That’s not funny!” Jerry blushed hotly, especially since he now had a raging boner.
Coupon: “Dude! I am treatin’ you to lunch!” Dave had said out of the blue one day
“Wow, that’s really nice Dave!”
“Yeah dude! I got this coupon for buy 1 get one free at Fat Ass Burger.”
“Wow, Dave… your generosity knows no bounds.”
Porn: Jerry didn’t know that Dave had a hidden camera set up in his closet. Or that the reason Dave wanted to do all kinds of extra dirty things tonight was because it was amateurs month on the “SEED” network. He was going to be RICH!