Real Life:
Finished my third full day this week of teaching. God, that's really challenging. Fun, though!
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Fandom Meme:
Name your Fandom(s):
- Wrestling
- Torchwood
Name your five favourite characters:
- RVD - Ianto Jones
- Sabu - Captain Jack Harkness
- HBK - The Weevils
- CJ - Gwen Cooper
- Rhino - Myfanwy
Name your five least favourite characters:
- Hulk Hogan - Owen Harper
- Big Daddy V - .....
- Mark Henry
- The Great Khali
- JBL (when wrestling)
Name five things you love about your fandom:
Wrestling
- It has so many interesting 'characters'.
- There's something for everyone.
- A fun combination of athletics and entertainment.
- It's a whole different world, almost.
- Being able to support someone fully and get to know them.
Writing Wrestling
- There is no set canon, so you have a lot of things to choose from.
- All the wrestling storylines and angles make for great inspiration.
- It's so different from real life that you can really get into it and see a whole different side.
- It has so many fans that writing a good fic is difficult. I love the challenge.
- The men are so goddamn pretty and slashy. (Oh yes, I'm shallow.)
Torchwood
- The sci-fi/fantasy combination.
- The open gay/lesbian scenes and relationships. They don't make a fuss about it.
- Jack/Ianto
- Captain Jack Harkness
- The quirkyness about it. Anything could happen. (Like Jack dying over and over and over again. *smirk*)
Name five things you don't like about the fandom:
Wrestling
- The goddamn politics.
- The bashing of wrestlers and wrestling fans alike. So unnecessary.
- The politics.
- The elitists who can't justlet people enjoy what they want. (Smarks.)
- Did I mention the politics?
Writing Wrestling
- The fact that so many wrestlers are written to be weepy, worrying girls. They're men, damnit!
- The fact that some people consider their OTP to be holy, and the only possible way for those two wrestlers to be paired up. Wrestler A and Wrestler B have to be together, otherwise they won't read the fic. In fact, should Wrestler A hook up with Wrestler C, then the initial responce would be 'Oh, Wrestler B wouldn't let that happen.' I love RVD/Sabu, but I'm not going to have a fit if people pair Rob with Jerry Lynn, or Sabu with Rhino. Same goes for women 'omg, breaking up the OTP!!!'. Just, no.
- The fact that so many wrestlers can do nothing but have sex. Sex, sex, sex, for hours on end. It's not like they have a job, or anything.
- The lack of ECW fic. *pout*
- The fact that some people seem to think today's writers are worth shit and long for the good old days.
Torchwood
- Eeeh, so far I've been really impressed with the writing side of this fandom.
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Picspam!
Sabu: "You coming?"
Sheik: "No, man, there's a fricking bat flying around!"
Sabu: ....
Sabu: "There, I scared it away. Happy now?"
Sheik: "And now there's a ghost! What's wrong with this place?"
Sabu: "Argh."
Sheik: "By the way, what's with the pink pants?"
Sabu: *sighs* "Shut up."
Shawn: *prance, prance*
You know, Rob, Kane and Sabu on the same team sounds like a bad idea. Kane is always looking for more bondage sessions with Rob, and I doubt Sabu would appreciate that. Oooh, interesting.
Sabu: "I am so cool."
Audience: "Meh."
Sabu: "Nooo, I am cool. See? Watch out below!"
Audience: "Okay, you have a point."
Rob: "See me? I am cool too!"
Rob: "So.Very.Cool!"
Rob: "He wins, though."
Sila: "You flirt."
Sabu: "Hmm, I wonder if Rob is going to flirt with me again."
Sabu: "That would be awesome."
Sabu: *finishes stretching* "I bet he will."
Sabu: "Yep, I'm ready!"
Rob: "Yo, I'm over here!"
Sabu: "Shut up!"
Rob: "I love teaming with you."
Sabu: "I know."
Rob: "Can we team up lat-"
Lashley: "Boo!"
Sabu: "Aaaah!"
Rob: *whines* "Bobby!"
Lashley: "What?"
Rob: "You scared him away!"
Ignore Cena, focus on the sign instead. Innocent, yeah right. ;)
Sabu: "Finlay, stop dragging my boyfriend around like that!"
Finlay: "Did anyone hear something?"
Rest: "Nope."
MVP: "That Sabu guy? Is he crazy?"
Rob: "What?"
MVP: "He's doing a funny dance."
Rob: "Huh?"
Sabu: *does silly dance*
Rob: ... "You have a point."
Sabu: "God, what did I just do?"
Rob: "What spot was next, again? I remember not liking the thought... Now what was it..."
Rob: *gets kicked in the head* "Oh yeah, that one. Owwww."
Rob: "Nggg, I see little stars. And a god-ugly face. Oh, that's Test. My mistake."
Rob: *waits patiently for his boyfriend*
Sila: "Aren't you cute! Really, isn't he just precious??"
Sabu: "I win! That's what you get for kicking my boyfriend in the head. Muhahaha."
Sabu: "Oh, fuck."
Sabu: "Ah, well, at least I outlasted Rob. I can make fun of him for that."
Rob: "Sabu? You done yet??"
Sabu: "What the fuck?? You waited for me??"
Rob: "Yeah, of course. I'm a good boyfriend. Come here, you."
Sila: "That has got to be the cutest thing I've seen in ages."
Sila: "Someone's playing bondage again."
Sila: "Raven does seem the type for it, though."
Sila: "Poor Sonjay, though."
Sonjay: "I don't want to play bondage with Raven! The guy creeps me out! HELP!"
Sabu: "I hear pretty pleading! Off to the rescue!"
Sabu: "You again? What, annoyed we never feuded in ECW? Get over it. Really."
Raven: "Oh, shut up."
Sabu: "You, the biggest loudmouth in ECW, are telling me to shut up? Right."
Sabu: "Excuse me, I need to check on my pretty boyfriend."
Sabu: "Wait...this isn't Rob. Where's Rob??"
Raven: "This is TNA!"
Sabu: "TNA? What's TNA?"
Raven: "Could you at least pretend you know where you are??"
Sabu: "Where's Rob?"
Raven: "In the WWE, damnit!"
Raven: "Snap out of it!"
Sabu: "Not that was not nice."
Raven: "Bite me!"
Raven: O_O "Ohoh!"
Sabu: "You're really starting to piss me off."
Raven: "Yeah, I have that effect on people."
Sabu: "Hey, kid. If I save you, will you drive me around and get me food?"
Sabu: "Stop raining on my parade, damnit! Fuck off!"
Sabu: "Grrrrr."
Raven: "Eh?"
Sonjay: "I'm done with everything. Now what do I do?"
Sabu: "Go call Rob. He'll get pissy if I don't let him know how I'm doing. And ask him to come down here. I'm horny."
Sonjay: "Awww." *pout*
Sabu: "Oh, stop your crying. Fine, I'll call him myself. Jeesh."
Sila: "Yeah, nothing funny to say here."
Sila: "My capping skills pawn!"
Sila: "...."
Sila: "A kilt, harem pants, a sheet, and body paint?? What are you people on??!"
Sila: "Really, I don't know what to say..."
Sila: "You're both tools."
Sila: "Really, it's....GAH." O_O
Sila: "Biting...of course. Can't get any worse."
Sila: "Except, they're now sharing blood. Not cool, dude."
Sila: "Role reversal..."
Sila: "Yeah, that's basically my reaction as well."
Sila: "Yep, that's what you get."
Raven: "Now I remember why I never wrestled Sabu. Owww."
Rhino: "See, I can do porncovers too!"
Rhino: "Van Dam has nothing on me!"
Sila: "Aww, you just want Sabu for yourself."
Rhino: "Shut up. I'm so much cooler than RVD."
Sila: "Talking about Rob..."
Sila: "Gah, you so pretty."
Rob: "Now, no one go staring at my crotch! That's off-limits!"
Rob: "No, really."
Rob: "Really, really."
Rob: "Same goes for you, Mikey. That's Sabu's property only."
Mikey: "Oh shut up already!"
Rob: "Hey!"
Rob: "Damned people and their groping."
Rob: "Perhaps I can make Sabu jealous, though. That should be fun."
Rob: "Mikey, wanna give me a hand?"
Rob: "Handjob? No, not like that! You dirty fucker!"
Mikey: "Can I grope your ass, then?"
Rob: "Oww, my head hurts."
Rob: "Did he put me in this position on purpose? Fucker."
Rob: "Damnit, Mikey stop groping my ass!"
Mikey: "Nope, I like your ass."
Rob: "Everyone does! That's not the point!"
Rob: "This is a familiar position..."
Mikey: "If you mention Sabu, I'll kick you in the crotch."
Rob: "Owww. This is so much better in bed."
Rob: "I know you're staring at my ass!"
Mikey: "Hehe."
Rob: "This is getting old."
Jerry: "What the fuck are they doing?"
Random guy: "I have no idea."
Jerry: "Sabu's going to have a fit."
Mikey: "Bombs away!"
Sila: "So, for no reason whatsoever - except the fact that he's more awesome than they are - everyone gangs up on Rob."
Sila: "It's really unfair. He can't help being amazing."
Sila: "Suddenly the lights dim. Hehehe."
Sila: "And a very injured Sabu hurries stumbles out to save his pretty boyfriend. Sortof."
Sabu: "Stop messing up his face, damnit! I like it pretty like that."
Sabu: "You okay?"
Rob: "Owww, yeah."
Sabu: "You sure?"
Rob: "Yeah."
Sabu: "Good. In that case..."
Rob: "Huh? What's with the table?"
Sabu: "Well, I have to punish you for the attempted sex in the ring with Mikey."
Rob: "Ohoh."
Sila: "Very romantic."
Rob: *sigh*
Sila: "You had that coming, really."
Rob: "I hate my life. And stop groping me, damnit!"
Sila: "You know, things like that got you in trouble in the first place."
Rob: "I told you, my crotch is off-limit! DAMNIT!"
Rob: "Fuck!"
Sila: "Awww, poor pretty."
Sila: "Ohoh, Rob has a boo-boo."
Sila: "New match, new chances."
Rob: "I'm so pretty, I'm so fine..."
Fonzie: "Shut up, you'll piss Too Cold Scorpio off."
Rob: "How's that?"
Fonzie: "He's black, he only likes hip-hop and rap."
Rob: "Isn't that stereotyping and bad? I don't think he'd appreciate that."
Fonzie: "I know, but we're heels."
Rob: "Oh, okay."
Fonzie: "Besides, he is kinda strange."
Rob: "True."
Rob: "Aren't I awesome, people?"
Rob: "Fonzie? I'm awesome, right?"
Fonzie: *sighs* "Yes, Rob."
Rob: "Goodlooking, too."
Sila: "Fairy Nuff."
Rob: "I'm not a fairy!"
Sila: "Eeeeh, questionable."
Rob: "What are you doing??!"
Rob: "Stop humping me! Argh!"
2CS: "Hahahaha."
Sila: "Hello, Rob's ass. How are you feeling today?"
Ass: "Quite perky, thanks!"
Rob: "Look, mom, no hands!"
Sila: "I see one hand touching the canvas."
Rob: "Awww..."
Rob: "My ass is nicer than yours."
2CS: .....
Rob: "My crotch too."
2CS: "What?"
Rob: "Never mind."
Sila: "God, I love moves like that."
Sila: *shallow* *happy sigh*
Rob: "Ehehehe."
Sila: "Yes, we like your ass. Get over it."
Rob: "Here, have a good look." *porns*
Sila: "Dejavu."
2CS: "Come here, bitch!"
Rob: "Stop pulling my hair!"
Sila: *sigh*
Sila: *snickers* "Tired, Rob?"
Rob: "Shut up."
Sila: "Can I just point out the guy in nun-drag? Yes/no?"
Rob: "First my hair, now this. Stop it!"
2CS: "Hold him still! I want a good grope!"
Sila: "Of course, Sabu does not approve."
Sabu: "Now stop touching him!"
Sabu: "Only I get to drag him around!"
Sabu: "There job done."
Sabu: "What?? No 3-count?? Goddamnit!"
Sabu: "Ohoh." *runs away*
Sila: "He still won, though. God, his ego'll be terrible now."
Rob: "Yep."
Rob: "God, I'm awesome."
Rob: "Aren't I, though?"
2CS: "Yes, okay, you won the match."
2CS: "I'll admit to that."
2CS: "But you're really just a bitch who takes it up the ass."
Rob: "Hey! Who told you that!"
Rob: "Still awesome. See?"
Rob: "Owww! You cheated!"
Sila: "Not surprisingly, Sabu and his overly shiny pants come to the rescue."
Rob: "Hah, sucks to be you!"
2CS: "I won't touch him ever again! I promise!"
Rob: "Well done, lover."
Sabu: "Shut up and catch that table."
Rob: "Yes, sir."
Rob: "Oi! Sabu??! Sabu!? Don't leave me hanging here!"
Sila: "Sorry, Rob, Sabu's kinda busy. And that is going to hurt."
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Torchwood:
15 minutes! Just 15 minutes left before the start of season 2! EEEEEEEEH!!! :D
EDIT: Saw, loved, died of joy. GAH. Ianto, made of win. I'm not going to spoil anything, but I loved it. OH YES. More, more, more!