ANOTHER STORY FOR COCO
You know, since Coco begged me to ler her read her other birthday story, I wrote her another one. So, this is her birthday story.
Notes: To anybody who reads this who isn't Bag3l, Catty, Chey, Coco, Scooby, or Stormy, you won't know some of the characters.
Scoobenis- Chey's only son. Very shy, blushes, stutters, gay, had a crush on a boy named Billy, and is abused by Cheygina.
Cheygina- One of Chey's daughters. Very mean. Picks on everybody. Never treats anybody nice. Calls everybody bitch or skankhoebitch. Has been known to kill.
Even with all of it’s totally hot guys and girls, Ouran was constantly having new people come to their school. It made no real sense because it was a pretty hard school to get into, especially if you had no money, so often people were confused.
Who the hell was that girl? Some half fox, half alligator? HALF FOXES, HALF ALLIGATORS DIDN’T EXIST! But there was one and her name was Mary Sue.
But that has nothing at all to do with the story so we must move on.
“C-Cheygina, do you think this school will be okay?” Scoobenis asked, a blush on his cheeks. He constantly blushed and it annoyed Cheygina to no end.
“Get the hell away from me, you skank.” Cheygina snapped, but she did that a lot and Scoobenis was used to that so he tried to disappear from her. It’d be good for both of them, really.
So Scoobenis went looking for a place where he would feel safe and not bullied while Cheygina went to go look for skankhoebitches to bully.
Scoobenis thought all the kids looked mean and sighed sadly. Ever since his parting of ways with Billy, life hadn’t been as good for Scoobenis. Well, it was never all that good what with all of Cheygina’s abuse but she abused everybody so Scoobenis took no notice to it. He was a nice boy after all.
So while walking around, one room seemed to pull him almost magically to it. Maybe it was magic! So he opened the door and was attacked by rose petals. Yes. Attacked. They somehow cut him.
“Welcome to the Host Club!”
Scoobenis was in shock. All these hot guys! Except…one wasn’t a guy! You see, Scoobenis had the rare power of being able to tell your gender without seeing your face or sexual organs. But since he was very shy and usually people could tell who was a male or female, his gift was never really known.
Looking around, he could see many different types.
There was a blonde who seemed very dramatic.
A brunette that was…a girl.
Twins that were….MAKING OUT? Scoobenis blushed while his Mother Chey and sisters Coco and Bag3l were watching outside a window. But that has absolutely nothing to do with the story.
A dark haired one with glasses that seemed to keeping it cool with the shadows. Notice the slang talk.
A tall one that seemed mute and scary. Scoobenis shuddered at him. Scoobenis was actually very short and had a sort of phobia about anybody over six feet.
And another blonde one Scoobenis seemed to connect to. This one was holding a bunny. It was cute. Scoobenis liked cute things. Not many knew that since he was so quiet.
“It’s a guy.” both of the twins said, taking a break from making out only to go right back to making out. Scoobenis was confused! His sisters Catty and Coco were twins but they didn’t act like that! Were twins supposed to make out?
Somewhere, Catty was screaming out no. Unfortunately, she was about to go do the naughty deed with Scooby so Scooby cried and ran off somewhere. Unfortunately, probably to get drunk. SHE NEEDED REHAB!
But I’m getting off topic again.
The blonde one came up to Scoobenis, with a smile so radiant Scoobenis was forced to blush more than he ever had before!
“Ah, lost little boy! My name is Tamaki and I am here to guide you back home!”
Scoobenis mumbled something but he mumbled it so much that Tamaki couldn’t quite make out what he said.
“What was that, dear?”
Scoobenis’ lips trembled. “I-I said…I-I’m not a little b-boy…I go to school h-here now…”
Kyouya sighed, annoyed and pushed his glasses up. “I’m really beginning to wonder if this school has loosened up its rules to get in. Just last week, about twenty were enrolled into Ouran. Including that weird half alligator half fox girl named Mary Sue.”
Mori nodded in agreement. Everybody knew his nod meant ‘Yeah, seriously, what the hell is up with that?’
“They better have some freakin’ cake!” Hunny snapped, shocking Scoobenis and everybody until he noticed the way he acted and then smiled a great big smile. “I mean, I hope I can share some cake with everybody! Cake is yummy!”
Everybody ignored it so they went back to Scoobenis.
“So, why are you here?” the girl asked before smiling and introducing herself as Haruhi.
Scoobenis shrugged, looking at his feet. “I just came here one day…”
Hikaru took a moment away from making out with Kaoru to frown. “Don’t tell me, you have a tragic story?”
“W-well…my moms are divorced and now my Mommy Scooby sleeps with my sister Catty. There’s this rumor that my Mommy Chey and my sister Coco are having a relationship…um, my older sister Cheygina abuses everybody but especially me and B-Billy…I was in love with him but Mommy Chey didn’t like him so she made him go away…Oh! And my cat died just a week ago?”
“That’s sort of…weird.” Kaoru said but then proceeded to make out with Hikaru again.
Tamaki was crying and weeping about Scoobenis’ beautiful and horrible life.
“So tragic!” He cried.
Haruhi rolled her eyes.
Kyouya was writing notes.
Hunny was eating cake in a very vicious manner while Mori seemed to be doing a guard watch sort of thing.
And then Cheygina walked in and looked around in a nasty way. But everything about her was nasty.
“Who the hell are you, you bitches?”
Tamaki was offended by the terms used and he covered his mouth in overdramatic shock.
“Host Club.” Hikaru muttered quickly before he was on the floor with Kaoru, ready to sex. Scoobenis looked on in amazement before looking away because Cheygina told him he was a pervert if he liked sex and would go to Hell.
Cheygina seemed to be extra disgusted and kicked them. “That’s fucking sick and stupid.”
There was a big crash that came from the window! It was Chey, Bag3l, and Coco! Somewhere, somebody was shouting “WHY IS CHEY FIRST?!” but it went largely unnoticed.
And what also went unnoticed was how Bag3l, Chey, and Coco went in through a third story window.
“OBJECTION!” Bag3l screamed, pointing a finger to where Cheygina had kicked Hikaru and Kaoru.
Kyouya gave another annoyed sigh. “More people? Ouran is going down the drain as we know it.”
Tamaki was about to go over and woo them until he noticed Cheygina looked sorta pissed and he really didn’t like mean girls.
“Cheygina! You’re my daughter and there is no way I am going to allow you to beat up my favorite incestuous twins!” Chey yelled but one glare from Cheygina and Chey sighed and turned around angrily.
Coco was glaring. “You don’t kick people! Especially when they’re about to have sex!”
Hikaru and Kaoru shrugged and went off to go sex in another room, Bag3l, Chey, and Coco not too far behind. But then Sportacus went flipping by and Chey was caught in a situation. Life was cruel! But she followed Hikaru and Kaoru. It was a tough choice.
And then it was noticed that the story went off topic and Scoobenis was about to leave the room.
“Don’t leave, little cherry blossom!”
Haruhi gave him a very bland look. “Since when do you call guys after flowers?”
“Since when does just about anybody get into Ouran?!” Kyouya demanded. He was getting a bit angry over the fact that none of anything made much sense.
Cheygina was annoyed with all the skankhoebitches (or so she called them that) and crossed her arms in a very pissed offish manner. “You all suck.”
“Tell me about it.” Kyouya muttered, still irritated.
Scoobenis stayed because he sorta did just about anything anybody told him to do and he stood there, still looking at his feet and shuffling them.
Until Mary Sue popped in, hovering.
“You won’t believe this! I learned to fly while I was mourning over my dead family!”
Everybody ignored Mary Sue and she figured she was better than them anyway. After all, Mary Sue could do no wrong. Seriously.
Woops, off topic again.
Hunny noticed he was out of cake and freaked out.
“WHERE THE HELL IS THE CAKE I HAD?! I NEED MY DAMN CAKE AND IF NOBODY GIVES IT TO ME I SWEAR I’LL KILL YOU ALL!”
Everybody looked over at Cheygina who was putting the cake in the garbage. She frowned maliciously.
“Hasn’t anybody told you only dumbasses eat cake?”
Hunny freaked out and when he went off crying, Mori went up to Cheygina.
“That was wrong.”
Cheygina rolled her eyes. “Duh.”
Mori seemed to scowl just a bit more. “Shouldn’t have.”
But then Cheygina stabbed Mori with a pen. And then he died.
Hikaru and Kaoru, even though they had been sexing, ran out and stood in the door way, gasping. “She killed Mori!”
Everybody looked at Kyouya and he raised an eyebrow.
“Me?” Nobody said a word and Kyouya frowned. “Oh, fine. You bastard!”
Tamaki was crying over the loss of Mori and then Haruhi let a tear drop dramatically before pulling Tamaki away for who knew what reason.
There was a funeral where everybody cried.
Cheygina got no jail time.
The next day, everybody was in the Third Music Room again while Mary Sue was out saving the world.
Then all of the sudden, Catty walked in and died. But it was very dramatic and took about twenty minutes. Coco mourned. Cheygina laughed.
“She was a bitch.” Cheygina said.
“She was my sister!” Coco yelled dramatically before getting over it in record time and giggling a little. But there was no time for dramatics! This story was horribly off topic!
Hikaru and Kaoru sighed. “We’re bored.”
“Then have sex.” Chey offered.
They shrugged. “’Kay.”
So they did.
Scoobenis was sitting in a seat while Cheygina kept calling him a skankhoebitch.
But then a satellite came crashing in, killing Cheygina on impact. Everybody cheered!
Kyouya sighed. “Please let this be the end of anymore random people getting enrolled into Ouran!”
A girl staggered in and yelled “I AM NOT D4IRFUR8U3489RUNK!” before passing out.
“DAMN IT!” Kyouya screamed.
And thus is the end.
And there is no such thing as plot holes.
Notes: To anybody who reads this who isn't Bag3l, Catty, Chey, Coco, Scooby, or Stormy, you won't know some of the characters.
Scoobenis- Chey's only son. Very shy, blushes, stutters, gay, had a crush on a boy named Billy, and is abused by Cheygina.
Cheygina- One of Chey's daughters. Very mean. Picks on everybody. Never treats anybody nice. Calls everybody bitch or skankhoebitch. Has been known to kill.
Even with all of it’s totally hot guys and girls, Ouran was constantly having new people come to their school. It made no real sense because it was a pretty hard school to get into, especially if you had no money, so often people were confused.
Who the hell was that girl? Some half fox, half alligator? HALF FOXES, HALF ALLIGATORS DIDN’T EXIST! But there was one and her name was Mary Sue.
But that has nothing at all to do with the story so we must move on.
“C-Cheygina, do you think this school will be okay?” Scoobenis asked, a blush on his cheeks. He constantly blushed and it annoyed Cheygina to no end.
“Get the hell away from me, you skank.” Cheygina snapped, but she did that a lot and Scoobenis was used to that so he tried to disappear from her. It’d be good for both of them, really.
So Scoobenis went looking for a place where he would feel safe and not bullied while Cheygina went to go look for skankhoebitches to bully.
Scoobenis thought all the kids looked mean and sighed sadly. Ever since his parting of ways with Billy, life hadn’t been as good for Scoobenis. Well, it was never all that good what with all of Cheygina’s abuse but she abused everybody so Scoobenis took no notice to it. He was a nice boy after all.
So while walking around, one room seemed to pull him almost magically to it. Maybe it was magic! So he opened the door and was attacked by rose petals. Yes. Attacked. They somehow cut him.
“Welcome to the Host Club!”
Scoobenis was in shock. All these hot guys! Except…one wasn’t a guy! You see, Scoobenis had the rare power of being able to tell your gender without seeing your face or sexual organs. But since he was very shy and usually people could tell who was a male or female, his gift was never really known.
Looking around, he could see many different types.
There was a blonde who seemed very dramatic.
A brunette that was…a girl.
Twins that were….MAKING OUT? Scoobenis blushed while his Mother Chey and sisters Coco and Bag3l were watching outside a window. But that has absolutely nothing to do with the story.
A dark haired one with glasses that seemed to keeping it cool with the shadows. Notice the slang talk.
A tall one that seemed mute and scary. Scoobenis shuddered at him. Scoobenis was actually very short and had a sort of phobia about anybody over six feet.
And another blonde one Scoobenis seemed to connect to. This one was holding a bunny. It was cute. Scoobenis liked cute things. Not many knew that since he was so quiet.
“It’s a guy.” both of the twins said, taking a break from making out only to go right back to making out. Scoobenis was confused! His sisters Catty and Coco were twins but they didn’t act like that! Were twins supposed to make out?
Somewhere, Catty was screaming out no. Unfortunately, she was about to go do the naughty deed with Scooby so Scooby cried and ran off somewhere. Unfortunately, probably to get drunk. SHE NEEDED REHAB!
But I’m getting off topic again.
The blonde one came up to Scoobenis, with a smile so radiant Scoobenis was forced to blush more than he ever had before!
“Ah, lost little boy! My name is Tamaki and I am here to guide you back home!”
Scoobenis mumbled something but he mumbled it so much that Tamaki couldn’t quite make out what he said.
“What was that, dear?”
Scoobenis’ lips trembled. “I-I said…I-I’m not a little b-boy…I go to school h-here now…”
Kyouya sighed, annoyed and pushed his glasses up. “I’m really beginning to wonder if this school has loosened up its rules to get in. Just last week, about twenty were enrolled into Ouran. Including that weird half alligator half fox girl named Mary Sue.”
Mori nodded in agreement. Everybody knew his nod meant ‘Yeah, seriously, what the hell is up with that?’
“They better have some freakin’ cake!” Hunny snapped, shocking Scoobenis and everybody until he noticed the way he acted and then smiled a great big smile. “I mean, I hope I can share some cake with everybody! Cake is yummy!”
Everybody ignored it so they went back to Scoobenis.
“So, why are you here?” the girl asked before smiling and introducing herself as Haruhi.
Scoobenis shrugged, looking at his feet. “I just came here one day…”
Hikaru took a moment away from making out with Kaoru to frown. “Don’t tell me, you have a tragic story?”
“W-well…my moms are divorced and now my Mommy Scooby sleeps with my sister Catty. There’s this rumor that my Mommy Chey and my sister Coco are having a relationship…um, my older sister Cheygina abuses everybody but especially me and B-Billy…I was in love with him but Mommy Chey didn’t like him so she made him go away…Oh! And my cat died just a week ago?”
“That’s sort of…weird.” Kaoru said but then proceeded to make out with Hikaru again.
Tamaki was crying and weeping about Scoobenis’ beautiful and horrible life.
“So tragic!” He cried.
Haruhi rolled her eyes.
Kyouya was writing notes.
Hunny was eating cake in a very vicious manner while Mori seemed to be doing a guard watch sort of thing.
And then Cheygina walked in and looked around in a nasty way. But everything about her was nasty.
“Who the hell are you, you bitches?”
Tamaki was offended by the terms used and he covered his mouth in overdramatic shock.
“Host Club.” Hikaru muttered quickly before he was on the floor with Kaoru, ready to sex. Scoobenis looked on in amazement before looking away because Cheygina told him he was a pervert if he liked sex and would go to Hell.
Cheygina seemed to be extra disgusted and kicked them. “That’s fucking sick and stupid.”
There was a big crash that came from the window! It was Chey, Bag3l, and Coco! Somewhere, somebody was shouting “WHY IS CHEY FIRST?!” but it went largely unnoticed.
And what also went unnoticed was how Bag3l, Chey, and Coco went in through a third story window.
“OBJECTION!” Bag3l screamed, pointing a finger to where Cheygina had kicked Hikaru and Kaoru.
Kyouya gave another annoyed sigh. “More people? Ouran is going down the drain as we know it.”
Tamaki was about to go over and woo them until he noticed Cheygina looked sorta pissed and he really didn’t like mean girls.
“Cheygina! You’re my daughter and there is no way I am going to allow you to beat up my favorite incestuous twins!” Chey yelled but one glare from Cheygina and Chey sighed and turned around angrily.
Coco was glaring. “You don’t kick people! Especially when they’re about to have sex!”
Hikaru and Kaoru shrugged and went off to go sex in another room, Bag3l, Chey, and Coco not too far behind. But then Sportacus went flipping by and Chey was caught in a situation. Life was cruel! But she followed Hikaru and Kaoru. It was a tough choice.
And then it was noticed that the story went off topic and Scoobenis was about to leave the room.
“Don’t leave, little cherry blossom!”
Haruhi gave him a very bland look. “Since when do you call guys after flowers?”
“Since when does just about anybody get into Ouran?!” Kyouya demanded. He was getting a bit angry over the fact that none of anything made much sense.
Cheygina was annoyed with all the skankhoebitches (or so she called them that) and crossed her arms in a very pissed offish manner. “You all suck.”
“Tell me about it.” Kyouya muttered, still irritated.
Scoobenis stayed because he sorta did just about anything anybody told him to do and he stood there, still looking at his feet and shuffling them.
Until Mary Sue popped in, hovering.
“You won’t believe this! I learned to fly while I was mourning over my dead family!”
Everybody ignored Mary Sue and she figured she was better than them anyway. After all, Mary Sue could do no wrong. Seriously.
Woops, off topic again.
Hunny noticed he was out of cake and freaked out.
“WHERE THE HELL IS THE CAKE I HAD?! I NEED MY DAMN CAKE AND IF NOBODY GIVES IT TO ME I SWEAR I’LL KILL YOU ALL!”
Everybody looked over at Cheygina who was putting the cake in the garbage. She frowned maliciously.
“Hasn’t anybody told you only dumbasses eat cake?”
Hunny freaked out and when he went off crying, Mori went up to Cheygina.
“That was wrong.”
Cheygina rolled her eyes. “Duh.”
Mori seemed to scowl just a bit more. “Shouldn’t have.”
But then Cheygina stabbed Mori with a pen. And then he died.
Hikaru and Kaoru, even though they had been sexing, ran out and stood in the door way, gasping. “She killed Mori!”
Everybody looked at Kyouya and he raised an eyebrow.
“Me?” Nobody said a word and Kyouya frowned. “Oh, fine. You bastard!”
Tamaki was crying over the loss of Mori and then Haruhi let a tear drop dramatically before pulling Tamaki away for who knew what reason.
There was a funeral where everybody cried.
Cheygina got no jail time.
The next day, everybody was in the Third Music Room again while Mary Sue was out saving the world.
Then all of the sudden, Catty walked in and died. But it was very dramatic and took about twenty minutes. Coco mourned. Cheygina laughed.
“She was a bitch.” Cheygina said.
“She was my sister!” Coco yelled dramatically before getting over it in record time and giggling a little. But there was no time for dramatics! This story was horribly off topic!
Hikaru and Kaoru sighed. “We’re bored.”
“Then have sex.” Chey offered.
They shrugged. “’Kay.”
So they did.
Scoobenis was sitting in a seat while Cheygina kept calling him a skankhoebitch.
But then a satellite came crashing in, killing Cheygina on impact. Everybody cheered!
Kyouya sighed. “Please let this be the end of anymore random people getting enrolled into Ouran!”
A girl staggered in and yelled “I AM NOT D4IRFUR8U3489RUNK!” before passing out.
“DAMN IT!” Kyouya screamed.
And thus is the end.
And there is no such thing as plot holes.