Happy Birthday, Coco :'D <3
So, Coco asked me for a story with all of our friends and the Host Club.
So once upon a time, there was this story about a Host Club and so they were hot and entertained girls. But then one day, they came to the real life! How? I don’t know. Coco never asked for a serious story and there’s only so much Chey can do.
So, the whole gang was sent to these group of people with no lives. In alphabetical order, there was Bag3l, Catty, Chey, Coco, Scooby, and Stormy.
Bag3l was a weird little girl who liked to yell objection.
Catty liked to watch lesbian porn and role-play.
Chey was a pervert who wrote porn all day.
Coco was a girl who liked…stuff. What the hell did Coco like? Why is this not common knowledge? Anyway, she was also the sister of Catty.
Scooby watched lesbian porn with Catty but denied it being porn and was the littlest alcoholic EVAH!
Stormy was the only guy and was quite horny.
Of course, the Host Club had their hands full when they appeared in front of these girls and a guy!
Coco, Chey, and Bag3l screamed when they saw and Hikaru and Kaoru and went to go freak out and drool over them and of course Hikaru and Kaoru liked the attention.
“We like this attention” They said in unison and Chey forced their heads together so they’d kiss BECAUSE THAT’S HOW IT SHOULD BE and they went off to have sex. Chey followed with a camera and Coco and Bag3l wished her much luck in securing the porn.
Stormy was looking at all the guys, trying to figure out who to bang but they all seemed not his type until he saw one with a cat puppet and Stormy liked cats! But why was he in such dark clothing? And hissing?
“Hey, sexy ;D” Stormy said to the weird cat dude who introduced himself as Nekozawa and they went off to bang. Nobody really wanted to see that so they left them alone.
Tamaki was obsessing over the commoners known as…us. And then Haruhi led him off somewhere where they fell in love as quickly as Kristin made out with Jessica’s newest boy toy. ‘Cause TamakixHaruhi 4 LYF!
“I’M NOT D48583577RUNK!” Scooby yelled with something that suspiciously looked like a vodka bottle BUT WAS NAMED GRAPE JUICE (Grape juice isn’t clear, you twit D:<). Hunny thought she looked like a lonely soul and gave her cake and his bunny plushie.
“Here, cake is yummy!”
“It is! :’D” Scooby said happily and off her and Hunny went, to eat cake and play with Usa-chan. BUT THEN SCOOBY FORCED HIM INTO SEX. But Hunny liked it so it was all good.
But Mori was all alone and Coco walked up to him nervously and smiled and he smiled back.
“Hi, I’m Coco.”
“Mm.”
“So, you want go out for some coco? :’D”
“Mm.”
And so they went off to have some coco. Hardy har har. Drinking coco with Coco. Oh, they fell in love by the way. What a sight it was.
So Catty looked around and thought her chances for hooking up were pretty slim because all the good ones were taken but then her eyes caught onto Renge and it was love at first sight. Or lust because Renge looked like one of the lesbians on the lesbian porn show thing she watched.
“So, want to do it?” Catty asked and for some reason Renge agreed. Dude, you try writing this pairing. D:
So then Bag3l sighed because she didn’t want to be with Kyouya because she had money she didn’t want stolen and then she saw Chika and he looked sorta hot. So she went over and said hi and he was all “EWW, HAVING FUN? NOT COOL, YO!” but then bag3l yelled ‘OBJECTION!’ and Chika fell in love.
So when Chey came back with the hot Hikaru and Kaoru porn video, nobody was around and then she saw Kasanoda and fan girled (but making sure to safely put the Hikaru and Kaoru porn in her pocket). He was looking over at Haruhi and Chey frowned.
“Sorry, Kasanoda, But TAMAKIXHARUHI 4 LYF!”
He blushed. Chey smiled. She grabbed his hand and off they went into the sunset. Oh, they fell in love too.
And Hikaru and Kaoru were fucking like jack rabbits.
The end.
So once upon a time, there was this story about a Host Club and so they were hot and entertained girls. But then one day, they came to the real life! How? I don’t know. Coco never asked for a serious story and there’s only so much Chey can do.
So, the whole gang was sent to these group of people with no lives. In alphabetical order, there was Bag3l, Catty, Chey, Coco, Scooby, and Stormy.
Bag3l was a weird little girl who liked to yell objection.
Catty liked to watch lesbian porn and role-play.
Chey was a pervert who wrote porn all day.
Coco was a girl who liked…stuff. What the hell did Coco like? Why is this not common knowledge? Anyway, she was also the sister of Catty.
Scooby watched lesbian porn with Catty but denied it being porn and was the littlest alcoholic EVAH!
Stormy was the only guy and was quite horny.
Of course, the Host Club had their hands full when they appeared in front of these girls and a guy!
Coco, Chey, and Bag3l screamed when they saw and Hikaru and Kaoru and went to go freak out and drool over them and of course Hikaru and Kaoru liked the attention.
“We like this attention” They said in unison and Chey forced their heads together so they’d kiss BECAUSE THAT’S HOW IT SHOULD BE and they went off to have sex. Chey followed with a camera and Coco and Bag3l wished her much luck in securing the porn.
Stormy was looking at all the guys, trying to figure out who to bang but they all seemed not his type until he saw one with a cat puppet and Stormy liked cats! But why was he in such dark clothing? And hissing?
“Hey, sexy ;D” Stormy said to the weird cat dude who introduced himself as Nekozawa and they went off to bang. Nobody really wanted to see that so they left them alone.
Tamaki was obsessing over the commoners known as…us. And then Haruhi led him off somewhere where they fell in love as quickly as Kristin made out with Jessica’s newest boy toy. ‘Cause TamakixHaruhi 4 LYF!
“I’M NOT D48583577RUNK!” Scooby yelled with something that suspiciously looked like a vodka bottle BUT WAS NAMED GRAPE JUICE (Grape juice isn’t clear, you twit D:<). Hunny thought she looked like a lonely soul and gave her cake and his bunny plushie.
“Here, cake is yummy!”
“It is! :’D” Scooby said happily and off her and Hunny went, to eat cake and play with Usa-chan. BUT THEN SCOOBY FORCED HIM INTO SEX. But Hunny liked it so it was all good.
But Mori was all alone and Coco walked up to him nervously and smiled and he smiled back.
“Hi, I’m Coco.”
“Mm.”
“So, you want go out for some coco? :’D”
“Mm.”
And so they went off to have some coco. Hardy har har. Drinking coco with Coco. Oh, they fell in love by the way. What a sight it was.
So Catty looked around and thought her chances for hooking up were pretty slim because all the good ones were taken but then her eyes caught onto Renge and it was love at first sight. Or lust because Renge looked like one of the lesbians on the lesbian porn show thing she watched.
“So, want to do it?” Catty asked and for some reason Renge agreed. Dude, you try writing this pairing. D:
So then Bag3l sighed because she didn’t want to be with Kyouya because she had money she didn’t want stolen and then she saw Chika and he looked sorta hot. So she went over and said hi and he was all “EWW, HAVING FUN? NOT COOL, YO!” but then bag3l yelled ‘OBJECTION!’ and Chika fell in love.
So when Chey came back with the hot Hikaru and Kaoru porn video, nobody was around and then she saw Kasanoda and fan girled (but making sure to safely put the Hikaru and Kaoru porn in her pocket). He was looking over at Haruhi and Chey frowned.
“Sorry, Kasanoda, But TAMAKIXHARUHI 4 LYF!”
He blushed. Chey smiled. She grabbed his hand and off they went into the sunset. Oh, they fell in love too.
And Hikaru and Kaoru were fucking like jack rabbits.
The end.