Help me
So what possible reason could anyone have for NOT wanting to go to Outback Steakhouse?
A horny couple just about to be married.
Brian's best friend (Brent) and his finance (Katie) have been bugging us to go on a double date for months now and alas, I have ran out of excuses.
They started out fairly plausible
"I have too much homework"
"I work early tomorrow morning"
"Sorry, can't. Test tomorrow."
Then went to
"Eh, stomach flu"
"Car has a flat"
"I'm a vegetarian"
And finally full blown lies,
"I'm sorry, a dog has seemed to run away with my shoe and I can't leave the house without my favorite shoe. I just won't do it."
"I don't seem to have any clean underwear."
"24 hour marathon of X-Files in on tonight. Are you kidding? I can't miss that!"
So now I'm stuck going. I'm going to have to sit across the table from them all night watching them "goo-goo eye" each other until I'm sick. On top of that, the two of them feel compelled to to share their latest sexual adventures with us and frankly, I really don't want to hear about it.
So, what I'm getting to is, does anyone have any outrageous excuses that can get me out of this?
A horny couple just about to be married.
Brian's best friend (Brent) and his finance (Katie) have been bugging us to go on a double date for months now and alas, I have ran out of excuses.
They started out fairly plausible
"I have too much homework"
"I work early tomorrow morning"
"Sorry, can't. Test tomorrow."
Then went to
"Eh, stomach flu"
"Car has a flat"
"I'm a vegetarian"
And finally full blown lies,
"I'm sorry, a dog has seemed to run away with my shoe and I can't leave the house without my favorite shoe. I just won't do it."
"I don't seem to have any clean underwear."
"24 hour marathon of X-Files in on tonight. Are you kidding? I can't miss that!"
So now I'm stuck going. I'm going to have to sit across the table from them all night watching them "goo-goo eye" each other until I'm sick. On top of that, the two of them feel compelled to to share their latest sexual adventures with us and frankly, I really don't want to hear about it.
So, what I'm getting to is, does anyone have any outrageous excuses that can get me out of this?