Aug 12, 2008 22:23
77 Hampton Lane:
I'm a shitty friend. I stepped on a hypodermic needle yesterday.
I'm a shitty friend. I have pink eye.
I'm a shitty friend. A bird took a massive dump on me while I was fishing, and it quite literally went everywhere (not much you can do to clean it up in the middle of the Atlantic either).
Karma? Karma.
Give me a call.