Throat lozenge!
Soooooo GODDAMNIT WHY DID THEY SELL OUT OF NOCTURNAL TICKETS WHAT A BITCH. I didn't really know if I wanted to go because 40 bucks is an s-load of money to owe someone but I was like screw it I've never been to a "rave" and if I want to be cool I have to go to them. So it ended up being awesome as hell according to Mattvado, crap on me.
HOLY SHIT! BIG D IS IN DA HOUSEEE!!!!!!!!! Effing ay, like a few months until he's back for good. Why the hell does crap like this happen to good people??? It's like, if your luck is bad enough then life just craps on you all day. Isn't life supposed to be balanced or something? Like, good things happen to good people and bad things happen to bad people and all that? Evidently not. It also pisses me off when someone gets a particular job they wanted or when they find a bag of money on the floor and they go "Thank you for that god." Go thank the goddamn employer who hired you or the drug dealers who had to ditch the money because they were being chased by the cops! They're the ones you should thank, not some intangible spirit/force/deity of which there is no proof and wouldn't appreciate the gratitude anyway!
You know what's awesome, citrus fruits don't bruise. Like, if you want a banana and you grab one and it's all nasty and brown, chances are it'll have dark spots on the inside, which is unacceptable. Same with apples, except worse because they get all soft and squishy. I like my apples firm. So oranges and limes and grapefruits don't get that though! I have this bag of oranges sitting on my counter in the kitchen that has all these half-green and bruised oranges in it but each one still tastes D-lishous! That's why oranges are 10 times better than apples and bananas. Also bananas are dangerous because everyone always slips on the peels.
When I create my utopia, you guys are gonna be SORRRYYY. Because you can only get into my city if I personally let you, and you can get kicked out really easily. Also I get to patrol the streets with a gigantic pistol so if I see an asshole acting up I can inflict swift justice.
HOLY SHIT! BIG D IS IN DA HOUSEEE!!!!!!!!! Effing ay, like a few months until he's back for good. Why the hell does crap like this happen to good people??? It's like, if your luck is bad enough then life just craps on you all day. Isn't life supposed to be balanced or something? Like, good things happen to good people and bad things happen to bad people and all that? Evidently not. It also pisses me off when someone gets a particular job they wanted or when they find a bag of money on the floor and they go "Thank you for that god." Go thank the goddamn employer who hired you or the drug dealers who had to ditch the money because they were being chased by the cops! They're the ones you should thank, not some intangible spirit/force/deity of which there is no proof and wouldn't appreciate the gratitude anyway!
You know what's awesome, citrus fruits don't bruise. Like, if you want a banana and you grab one and it's all nasty and brown, chances are it'll have dark spots on the inside, which is unacceptable. Same with apples, except worse because they get all soft and squishy. I like my apples firm. So oranges and limes and grapefruits don't get that though! I have this bag of oranges sitting on my counter in the kitchen that has all these half-green and bruised oranges in it but each one still tastes D-lishous! That's why oranges are 10 times better than apples and bananas. Also bananas are dangerous because everyone always slips on the peels.
When I create my utopia, you guys are gonna be SORRRYYY. Because you can only get into my city if I personally let you, and you can get kicked out really easily. Also I get to patrol the streets with a gigantic pistol so if I see an asshole acting up I can inflict swift justice.