The story: (From Scott Adam's DNRC newsletter ( Read more... )

It disturbs me that you like sweetbreads.

uhm... ignore that subject line... (I command you ( Read more... )

Yeah... feel free to pretty much ignore this post... unless you're a true friend... then you better read it ( Read more... )

"A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no ( Read more... )

So after my VERY bad start of a day yesterday ( Read more... )

your porn star name (name of your first pet + the street you grew up on): Velvet Phalarope ( Read more... )

Ok, so the day started out the same as weekdays usually do. I went to work... got there at 8am and proceeded to do "work" ... however, on this particular day... the president's daughter, Julie, also came into work... and since I had already completed all the actual work that I was going to do, I was coloring in the kitchen. Julie (who is 6) sat ( Read more... )

Stupid... Freaking... CLOCK ( Read more... )

Thinking one the Positive side ( Read more... )