Hey, GNR had that song "14 Years." Did it ask Fondon't?
mrbungle made his f-list ask him offbeat biography questions, and heck, I'm just going to gank the best ones to ask of all of you. Watch out as lagizma and mrbungle start the latest lj meme craze! Post in your own journal! Make us famous! Maybe the Un-American Committee (which I KNOW monitors my lj, due to my vast socio-political influence) will start watching YOU
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2. Anna Nicole Smith, or Will Smith? Will Smith, as long as I don't have to listen to anything beyond "Principal's Office".
3. If you were in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, how would you have gone out? (Meaning the goose egg, the chocolate river, etc) I'd have been cut to ribbons by the fan, because I can't burp on demand.
4. Fondue or Fondon't? I've never had it, oddly, but how is the idea of dipping things in (a) chocolate or (b) cheese possibly bad?
5. If you could be invisible for one day for the purpose of spying on someone, who would it be? Aida Turturro.
6. Which dead rock star zombie would you most like to have lunch with, and where? The "where" is easier: Karla's in New Hope, PA. (I will post the "why" of this later, because the question is so very apropos.) As for who... G. G. Allin.
7. What is your favorite thing to cook, and why? Burgoo! (And I will be doing so again in thirty-one days!)
8. What is your favorite thing to kill, and why? Asshole drivers, and self-explanatory, I should think.
9. How many licks does it take to get to tootsie pop center of your tootsie roll? Depends on how she's feeling that night, dunnit?
10. What is your campaign slogan when you run for US President? No government is good government.
11. Boxers or briefs? Boxers, unless they're all stained dirty...
12. Stalking or being stalked? Oh, stalking.
13. Where do you end and I begin? There's a great Sutcliffe Jugend line about this that I can't remember right now, but the gist is "at the tip of my cock."
14. Is brown the new pink? It's all pink on the inside.
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GG Allin. Nice choice. Have you read the bio from his roadie on the last tour? The Last Days of GG Allin. It's amateur stuff at its best--raw and honest and not pretending to be anything it is not.
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Nope, but I now have the Amazon page up. When the library site stopes being wonky, I'll see if they have it...
Have you seen Hated? (Good christ, what happened to Todd Phillips? From G. G. Allin to Tom Green...) The DVD has a forty-five minute extra of Phillips' unedited camera work from after the Gas Station show of GG wandering the streets of New York. He was dead a few hours after that footage was shot. It's... deeply distressing to watch with that knowledge.
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