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[lagizma]

Mom, a hippe liberal: *looking at the calendar* So, we'll have the workshop the week of January 9th, hmm?
Radical co-worker: Actually, I'm really busy that week.
Mom: With what?
Radical co-worker: I've blocked off the whole week to watch the impeachment hearings.
Mom: ...
Radical co-worker: Congress changes hands on January 3rd! This is why I am no longer moving to France.
Mom: Ah-ha!