Conspiracy theories: reviewed and a new one released!
Your google search of the morning is ken+lay+death+conspiracy
Even the NY Post said, "Before they put Cheato Lay's coffin in the grave, CHECK HE'S IN IT".
I read some aloud to Ethan:
Lay faked his death and is now living somewhere south of the border. He was a one-time friend of President Bush. Even raised campaign funds for him. So either through friendship or even blackmail, then, the government helped.
The CIA used untraceable poisons to keep Lay from embarrassing the President.
Or Lay used a poison himself to keep from suffering the indignity of prison. A sort of Samurai send off. After all, his whole family was with him at the end.
Ethan corrected me on the CIA theory: No, it wasn't the CIA. It was a super-secret agency.
Me: Oh?
Ethan: Yeah. GWB set it up. It's run by Snoop Dog. Whenever you see rich or famous people disappear, Snoop is involved.
Me: I never heard about this.
Ethan: Well, it's true.
Me: How do you know this?
Ethan: I read about it.
Me: Where? Is this really a fact?
Ethan: Yes! It is a fact! Now let me read my newspaper.
*Jessica goes to do a new google search on snoop+dog+secret+government+agency*
This really is a secret, since I can't find anything on it. I did find a plot summary about the Doggystyle VHS. Only Snoop would BOOST his career with a porno. I love it. I'm most impressed that Ethan tossed that off so quickly, just a few minutes after waking up.
So, since nothing exists on it, let me say this: You heard it here first! Yes, Snoop works for shrubjr running a secret agency. Ethan had an inside scoop, and my livejournal is where this news is breaking.
Ethan looks at my screen: Wait, you really ARE looking this up? *laughs*
Me: *pouts* I'm going to go blog about you now.
Ethan walks out of the room: I'm off to go write to Snoop in our secret blog.
Even the NY Post said, "Before they put Cheato Lay's coffin in the grave, CHECK HE'S IN IT".
I read some aloud to Ethan:
Lay faked his death and is now living somewhere south of the border. He was a one-time friend of President Bush. Even raised campaign funds for him. So either through friendship or even blackmail, then, the government helped.
The CIA used untraceable poisons to keep Lay from embarrassing the President.
Or Lay used a poison himself to keep from suffering the indignity of prison. A sort of Samurai send off. After all, his whole family was with him at the end.
Ethan corrected me on the CIA theory: No, it wasn't the CIA. It was a super-secret agency.
Me: Oh?
Ethan: Yeah. GWB set it up. It's run by Snoop Dog. Whenever you see rich or famous people disappear, Snoop is involved.
Me: I never heard about this.
Ethan: Well, it's true.
Me: How do you know this?
Ethan: I read about it.
Me: Where? Is this really a fact?
Ethan: Yes! It is a fact! Now let me read my newspaper.
*Jessica goes to do a new google search on snoop+dog+secret+government+agency*
This really is a secret, since I can't find anything on it. I did find a plot summary about the Doggystyle VHS. Only Snoop would BOOST his career with a porno. I love it. I'm most impressed that Ethan tossed that off so quickly, just a few minutes after waking up.
So, since nothing exists on it, let me say this: You heard it here first! Yes, Snoop works for shrubjr running a secret agency. Ethan had an inside scoop, and my livejournal is where this news is breaking.
Ethan looks at my screen: Wait, you really ARE looking this up? *laughs*
Me: *pouts* I'm going to go blog about you now.
Ethan walks out of the room: I'm off to go write to Snoop in our secret blog.