After the disappointment of learning that the alleged photo of Taylor Hansen sucking peen was, in fact, just a good 'shop...well, I need a pick me up.

Funny:

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Why oh why am I reading Twilight fanfiction? Oh, wait. Could it have something to do with the fact that it's ridiculously AU? Or maybe it's due more to it being called, "The Submissive". >_> Hmmm. *ponders ( Read more... )

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Twilighters smoke up too...and get caught on camera. You've been outed, please accept with grace. Btw, we'd appreciate it if RPattz could be caught blazing up, kthanx.

I'm reading cleolinda's commentary on the Twilight series because, well, it's somewhat like crack. I mean, she calls the saga "As the Vampire sparkles" and her recaps are making me laugh so hard I've got cramps in my sides! Scouse, I know you ♥ the books hardcore but I think this stuff would get a chuckle out of you too! :D Best shit ever.