yesterday, about 2pm. bubbly german woman:
hello, this is andrea [unintelligible] from berlin. i got your phone number from wolfgang because, umm, i will be coming to new york next weekend with my colleague and we are interested to do a feature on the restaurant. so wolfgang had suggested to call you because he told us that he would be in the, uh, ( Read more... )

Aha, Stuck Imp
Aha, Pick Smut
Amuck Ashpit
It Hacks Puma
Ask Tau Chimp
I Cask Math Up
I Am Pushtack!
I Suck Apt Ham
I Ask, Phat Cum?
I Mash At Puck
I Shat Ma Puck
I Ask At Chump
I Hump Ska Cat
I Chat Up Mask
I Am Tusk Chap
Auk-Smit Chap
Pica Hat Musk

it's 3am, and i just watched these two ads, and they don't even make sense NOW, so you know they're fucked up. they're for mac's, which is like the canadian 7-11, and the product they're selling is their version of the slurpee.

- and ali g, too -

is keep us from seeing the real sacha baron-cohen...who's actually pretty damn hot.


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fucking lowly worm, man. what a role model.

self-flagellation will only get you so far. really, i don't actually feel bad, but it's more like it feels like the right thing to do. next week's podcast is going to be nutso. the jam of last year for me was this song by seabound, "soul diver", but this year the jam is easily project pitchfork's "fear"i ( Read more... )

my cable company (comcast)  has an on-demand cosplay show.

HOLY CRAP HAS WORK SUCKED THIS WEEK

lamest week of work in years for me. i've had more stressful weeks, but none so infuriatingly stupid.

i'm terribly sorry, but i'm delaying podcast another day. tomorrow, i promise. until then...


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oh wow, my WTF? level for today is maxed-out.

i just saw pictures online of a girl i dated for awhile last year...in a series of photos...you know the ones.

yep.

i'm actually a little disappointed.

that i missed out.

i went to salvation army today to score new shorts because one of my favourite pairs was torn by a friend's dog, the world's mostest friendliest pit bull. so while i did score some wicked 70's-style golfin' shorts in a swank light brown plaid, the sadness there was seeing a bodacious tshirt that did not fit. it said: KLEZMERFEST '87, with a pic of ( Read more... )

i just saw a dog food commercial that used the magnetic fields as the music (and not even "fido, your leash is too long" - it was "i think i need a new heart").