Summary: The way HP should have ended. Rowling broke it, fandom wanked about it, I fixed it. Or maybe I broke it more. Intentionally cliched, OOC, OTT, and just plain ridiculous.

Harry sprinted through the shattered remains of Hogwarts in a desperate attempted to outrun Voldemort. Turning the corner onto the fifth floor corridor, he discovered he ( Read more... )

Yeah the title sucks but whatever.

Ah, yes, Self-Insert!Mary Sue. If I had a dollar for every time I was accused of writing one of these in my SS/OFC fic, I wouldn't need to find a job. Since it's a common misconception that every OFC is a total self-insert, I decided to write myself into a fic. Hope you like.

This fic:

1. is an intentional self- ( Read more... )

I'd do this, but I finally--after being pressured I might add--wrote an SS/HG fic. The only time I've worked with this pair was one year for the Twelve Drabbles of Christmas in 2006 (I think.)

Rating/warning: PG-13
Summary: Late one night as Severus is working, Hermione gets an urge only he can satisfy. She also wants to share some interesting ( Read more... )

If you like crackfic, I'm going to begin posting mine on Live Journal at
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Disclaimer:  I don't own any of Rowling characters, and I'm not sure I want to own these Mary Sues either.

The stories in this collection:

1. Are meant to be Mary Sues. Didn't you get that from the story title?

2. Have not been beta read. Please don't hassle me about technical errors; I'll fix'em when I see'em.

3. Are strictly for entertainment ( Read more... )

Fanfiction .net is often a source of entertainment. I open my email and this was the review ( Read more... )

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances and Mary Kathleen left the convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in NYC and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.

It was hot and humid in town, and their traditional garb was making them uncomfortable. They decided to stop in at Paddy McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.

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A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
They were together in the House.

Just the two of them.

It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly


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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three "free" meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and ( Read more... )