A hopelessly depressed woman's life turns around when she purchases a magic Black Velvet Pantsuit.

[ladythana]

So I've decided to make it my mission to watch all of Viggo's films. Erm, excluding the remake of 'Psycho' and 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre III' 'cuz ILU VIGGO BUT NOT THAT MUCH. Though one of his movies is starring Andie McDowell (AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH) but also Liam Neeson. I am torn between the horror of the McDowell and the sexy of Liam Neeson and Viggo on the SAME SCREEN. I may also skip 'Prison' because he plays the angry spirit of a wrongfully executed prisoner who comes back to kill the warden that executed him. Sounds far too much like the scarier episodes of Supernatural that I refuse to watch because scary.

So many of them sound SO GOOD. Unfortunately many of them also contain GANGSTERS. WHY VIGGO WHY?? I reeeeeeeeeally hate gangster movies, butbut Viggo. Though I haven't really seen a lot of them, and most of his aren't the typical Italian mobster gangster ones. Also Viggo. Mmmm Viggo. Ahahahaha :D

The contest for Best Synopsis Ever is tied between the subject line for this entry (no srsly magical velvet pantsuit) and "A troubled young woman hooks up with a money-crazed televangelist and becomes a rich, heavy-metal Christian rock star." SO MUCH WIN. I don't Viggo has a terribly big part in either, but if I can find them I'll probably watch them anyway because HILARIOUS.

Argh how did it get to be 1am? Sleep, fool. <3