The Writ of Douchebaggery
I looked down at the little icon that tells me the temperature, and omg it's only -23! And then you click on it and, damn, -32 windchill. SCREW YOU, BLIZZARD, PLEASE TO GO AWAY NOW KTHXBYE.
But I did just invent the most delicious hot cocoa ever. 2 tablespoons cocoa powder, 1 tablespoon sugar, 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon, hot water to fill mug. DELICIOUS. You'll probably want to put in more sugar, 'cuz I like my chocolate pretty dark. I even put marshmallows on top, because I'm totally hardcore. Mmmmz. *slurpslurp*
Do I have anything to say? Noooooooo. But that's never stopped me before.
I've spent the last hour or so reading the Wikipedia articles on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, along with their respective demented hosts. I don't think I could love them more. Mel wants a 'Stephen loves Jon' mix for her (very late) Christmas present (though she hasn't finished my David/Gary comic yet!), so I'm researching. Clearly, I need to watch many clips on Youtube. And so do you.
Even Stephvens: Hallowe'en
Stephen Colbert interviews the Republican pornstars
Stephen Colbert sings a recap of the 2004 Oscars
Stephen Colbert mourns the breakup of the Singing Senators
Jon Stewart's intro to Oscars 2006. Man, I wish I could find a copy of all his segments. Nothing beats his constant giggling over Three 6 Mafia *loves him*
Hmm, must figure out something to make for supper. We're running precariously low on food, and we can't do a proper grocery trip because it's too cold to start the car. Pleeeeease, blizzard, just go away! I beg of you! I like it to be cold for the environment's sake, but MINUS FORTY-THREE IS NOT NATURAL. *cries most pitifully*
Okay. I'll be good, go make some good, write my speech- AND WATCH THE SEASON PREMIER OF 24. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG. What really sucks is that I have to miss the second half for stupid Toastmasters tomorrow night. I really, really should have signed up for Tuesday night. What was I thinking? Our assignment this week is to write a speech that incorporates gestures and movement, so I'm going to talk about my cat. Yes, my cat. My fat, lazy, incredibly stupid cat. Mel and I decided the other day that he might actually be functionally retarded. You would not believe his stupidity. I may post it if it goes over well. I have to actually write it out this time so I get the timing right and stuff. We will see...
So, here's an adorable pic of David. I'm so incredibly mad at Capello that I can't really express it. *steam flies out of ears* Anyway.
Aww, bask in his adorableness.
<3
But I did just invent the most delicious hot cocoa ever. 2 tablespoons cocoa powder, 1 tablespoon sugar, 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon, hot water to fill mug. DELICIOUS. You'll probably want to put in more sugar, 'cuz I like my chocolate pretty dark. I even put marshmallows on top, because I'm totally hardcore. Mmmmz. *slurpslurp*
Do I have anything to say? Noooooooo. But that's never stopped me before.
I've spent the last hour or so reading the Wikipedia articles on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, along with their respective demented hosts. I don't think I could love them more. Mel wants a 'Stephen loves Jon' mix for her (very late) Christmas present (though she hasn't finished my David/Gary comic yet!), so I'm researching. Clearly, I need to watch many clips on Youtube. And so do you.
Even Stephvens: Hallowe'en
Stephen Colbert interviews the Republican pornstars
Stephen Colbert sings a recap of the 2004 Oscars
Stephen Colbert mourns the breakup of the Singing Senators
Jon Stewart's intro to Oscars 2006. Man, I wish I could find a copy of all his segments. Nothing beats his constant giggling over Three 6 Mafia *loves him*
Hmm, must figure out something to make for supper. We're running precariously low on food, and we can't do a proper grocery trip because it's too cold to start the car. Pleeeeease, blizzard, just go away! I beg of you! I like it to be cold for the environment's sake, but MINUS FORTY-THREE IS NOT NATURAL. *cries most pitifully*
Okay. I'll be good, go make some good, write my speech- AND WATCH THE SEASON PREMIER OF 24. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG. What really sucks is that I have to miss the second half for stupid Toastmasters tomorrow night. I really, really should have signed up for Tuesday night. What was I thinking? Our assignment this week is to write a speech that incorporates gestures and movement, so I'm going to talk about my cat. Yes, my cat. My fat, lazy, incredibly stupid cat. Mel and I decided the other day that he might actually be functionally retarded. You would not believe his stupidity. I may post it if it goes over well. I have to actually write it out this time so I get the timing right and stuff. We will see...
So, here's an adorable pic of David. I'm so incredibly mad at Capello that I can't really express it. *steam flies out of ears* Anyway.
Aww, bask in his adorableness.
<3