Dear Caffeine Withdrawal Headache,
Dear Caffeine Withdrawal Headache,
According to the web-articles I read this morning, I should have experienced my peak withdrawal pain yesterday. While I admit, the pain I felt this morning, while horrid, was no where as debilitating as the pain I went through last night, the pain I am increasingly experiencing this afternoon is approaching Really Fucking Bad. So I respectfully submit that you read some of those helpful articles on caffeine withdrawal and rethink your aggressive visitation.
Please understand, Mr. Caffeine Withdrawal Headache, that I do appreciate the poetry of the pain you have endowed me with. My great love of coffee is well-known. Indeed, it is the stuff of legend and has even ranked its own tag in the Royal blog. As a poetess myself, I recognize that it is only fitting that the parting of myself from coffee should be marked by great lamentation, ie. pain.
However, Mr. Caffeine Headache Wihthdrawel, please realize that I alm also a wokring mother who must work to earn a paychecl work. And ouch. You know? Like, ow. IT is gettign harder to concshentrate and type and think and things and so I humlbly ask you to cut it the hell out.
In short, Mr. Ouchie,
OW.
Sincerely,
Lady Tairn Gire
According to the web-articles I read this morning, I should have experienced my peak withdrawal pain yesterday. While I admit, the pain I felt this morning, while horrid, was no where as debilitating as the pain I went through last night, the pain I am increasingly experiencing this afternoon is approaching Really Fucking Bad. So I respectfully submit that you read some of those helpful articles on caffeine withdrawal and rethink your aggressive visitation.
Please understand, Mr. Caffeine Withdrawal Headache, that I do appreciate the poetry of the pain you have endowed me with. My great love of coffee is well-known. Indeed, it is the stuff of legend and has even ranked its own tag in the Royal blog. As a poetess myself, I recognize that it is only fitting that the parting of myself from coffee should be marked by great lamentation, ie. pain.
However, Mr. Caffeine Headache Wihthdrawel, please realize that I alm also a wokring mother who must work to earn a paychecl work. And ouch. You know? Like, ow. IT is gettign harder to concshentrate and type and think and things and so I humlbly ask you to cut it the hell out.
In short, Mr. Ouchie,
OW.
Sincerely,
Lady Tairn Gire