Pillow Talk
Sometime after 11PM
*SILENCE*
Me: Hey, The God-King.
The God-King: Yes?
Me: You're my Captain Crunch of love.
The God-King: Thanks.
*SILENCE*
Me: If you're my Captain Crunch of love, what am I?
*SILENCE*
The God-King: I can't think of any female cereal characters.
Me: It doesn't have to be a character. You could say "you're my rice crispy treat of dreams", or "you're my chex mix mama."
The God-King: Yeah, but now I'm trying to think of female cereal characters, but I don't think there are any.
Me: There's Aunt Jemima. And the Land-O-Lakes girl. And the Sun-Maid Raisin girl.
The God-King: But they're not cereal characters.
Me: No, but they are a part of these complete breakfasts.
The God-King: It's not the same. Those are repressed minorities. They're not, like, the celebrated mascot. They're there in a serving capacity.
*SILENCE*
Me: You know, you're right. They're all holding out platters and wearing aprons or whatever.
*thinks of St. Pauly's girl*
Me: I can't think of any female product characters that aren't there just to be themselves.
The God-King: It's a conspiracy. We should write a book about it.
Me: I'm totally posting this in my livejournal.
*SILENCE*
Me: Hey, The God-King.
The God-King: Yes?
Me: You're my Captain Crunch of love.
The God-King: Thanks.
*SILENCE*
Me: If you're my Captain Crunch of love, what am I?
*SILENCE*
The God-King: I can't think of any female cereal characters.
Me: It doesn't have to be a character. You could say "you're my rice crispy treat of dreams", or "you're my chex mix mama."
The God-King: Yeah, but now I'm trying to think of female cereal characters, but I don't think there are any.
Me: There's Aunt Jemima. And the Land-O-Lakes girl. And the Sun-Maid Raisin girl.
The God-King: But they're not cereal characters.
Me: No, but they are a part of these complete breakfasts.
The God-King: It's not the same. Those are repressed minorities. They're not, like, the celebrated mascot. They're there in a serving capacity.
*SILENCE*
Me: You know, you're right. They're all holding out platters and wearing aprons or whatever.
*thinks of St. Pauly's girl*
Me: I can't think of any female product characters that aren't there just to be themselves.
The God-King: It's a conspiracy. We should write a book about it.
Me: I'm totally posting this in my livejournal.