Dear Life,
So considering I haven't been getting what I need out of you lately I thought perhaps a To-Do list would help. Jump start your ass into action as it were. Good?
1. I need you to sell my mother's house. Soon plz. I don't know how much more I can take dealing with interests rates and loans and people that annoy me called real estate agents. Honestly. Numbers hurt my pretty pretty head and I'd like to get back to doing what I enjoy doing. You know, things like painting and going out and writing porn. Porn I can do. Numbers not so much. So let's get going on this so I can get back to the smut plz. Thanks.
2. My boys need to have sex. If their balls get any bluer I don't know what is gonna happen. So pick a spot and let's get this thing going already, shall we? The barn, the pond, the kitchen table, Noah's truck. The possibilities are endless and all will be right in this world as soon as Noah drops to his knees and blows Luke. Seriously. I promise.
3. Speaking of boys I'd like one plz. But perhaps we can make sure he is not married or seeing someone or gay. Although I love my gay boys and always welcome more in my life but I also really like sex so, yeah. Also next time could we maybe make sure he lives here as well? Because that last one you threw at me was great except for the tiny little detail that guy lives 3,000 fucking miles away. Not cool.
4. Ah and finally baby brother needs to make-up with his gf. Like now. They were both wrong, let's get over it and kiss and move on. Because this sudden "bonding" thing he is doing with me was cute for a minute. But the numerous phone calls and surprise stop overs are seriously cutting into my above mentioned writing of teh smut. Love him. Need him not to call as much.
Hope this helps. No particular order but #2 and 3 are kinda my favorites so perhaps I suggest we start with those, yes? Thanks so much. *kisses*
1. I need you to sell my mother's house. Soon plz. I don't know how much more I can take dealing with interests rates and loans and people that annoy me called real estate agents. Honestly. Numbers hurt my pretty pretty head and I'd like to get back to doing what I enjoy doing. You know, things like painting and going out and writing porn. Porn I can do. Numbers not so much. So let's get going on this so I can get back to the smut plz. Thanks.
2. My boys need to have sex. If their balls get any bluer I don't know what is gonna happen. So pick a spot and let's get this thing going already, shall we? The barn, the pond, the kitchen table, Noah's truck. The possibilities are endless and all will be right in this world as soon as Noah drops to his knees and blows Luke. Seriously. I promise.
3. Speaking of boys I'd like one plz. But perhaps we can make sure he is not married or seeing someone or gay. Although I love my gay boys and always welcome more in my life but I also really like sex so, yeah. Also next time could we maybe make sure he lives here as well? Because that last one you threw at me was great except for the tiny little detail that guy lives 3,000 fucking miles away. Not cool.
4. Ah and finally baby brother needs to make-up with his gf. Like now. They were both wrong, let's get over it and kiss and move on. Because this sudden "bonding" thing he is doing with me was cute for a minute. But the numerous phone calls and surprise stop overs are seriously cutting into my above mentioned writing of teh smut. Love him. Need him not to call as much.
Hope this helps. No particular order but #2 and 3 are kinda my favorites so perhaps I suggest we start with those, yes? Thanks so much. *kisses*