The frellin' receptionist at the oncologists office sent me to the WRONG office for my CATscan. The correct office can't take me til Thursday ( Read more... )

According to the results of the DEXA I have the bones of a teenager.

I sure wish she'd come back and give me her body too....

Tomorrow I have a colonoscopy. So today since noon NO food. Only the clean you out stuff. I am light headed, my stomach is growling and I cannot get warm to save my life. I have been sitting in front of a ceramic heater since 5 PM and right now I'm shivering. This is TEH SUCK ( Read more... )

Trans-ureathral surgery ( Read more... )

The gyn-oncolo thinks I may have cervical cancer - early stage.

The urolo removed a tumor from my bladder Thursday night.

Biopsies due back mid next week.

Breathe. Just breathe.

The doctor's office has changed the venue of the cystoscopy from their office on Friday to the hospital Thursday evening. That way whatever is in the bladder will be removed when they do the scopy. Plus, bonus of bonuses, I will be OUT COLD for the procedure. I'm such a sissy, I was planning on doping myself with vicodin or percoset on Friday ( Read more... )

My GYN just called. My "girly" parts have a few minor problems, but the big one is that I have a tumour in the bladder. She is faxing the sonogram to the urologist.

I'm trying desperately not to panic. It's nothing, it's nothing, it's nothing.

This does not seem like the year I'm gonna catch a break.

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under a cut - not for the easily squicked.
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2 days worth of time but I managed to avoid another surgery!

Now off to bed.