The Onasi and Ordo Kids Legacy 1.3
To make up for the tiny update, here's a big one...
Here's a recap:
MacKenzie and Helena hooked up.
Carid fell in love with ballet.
Lily and Jaina did their best to ignore Carid's dance moves.
Mara Jade started hearing voices.
Oh, and Wildflower corrupted everyone.
But this installment is all about Solid Snake:
Snake begins his day by heading over to the Onasi/Ordo house.
Snake's got a thing for red-heads.
Helena: Mara Jade! It's a trap!
Then he picks a fight with a Mandalorian Ballerina.
Yeah, I honestly have no idea why they started fighting...
Snake: HAHAHAHAHA! Clowns are funny!
Nothing like a relaxing back-rub after laughing at clowns.
Jaina: Um... shouldn't you, uh, go to work?
Jaina: Maybe if I fix up this car, he'll use it and leave...
Snake, however, has other plans...
Mara Jade: You're hot...
Otacon: Snake!? What are you doing?
Otacon: Oooohhhhh!!! That was just like a scene in my Hentai manga books!!!
Otacon: Again, Snake!? Wow, those nanites must really give you good stamina!
Uh...
Mara Jade: So, um, I think I'm pregnant with Snake's child...
MacKenzie: How is that possible? I didn't think Les Enfant Terrible gave him any...
I mean... Isn't he a Ken Doll?
Mara Jade: Oh, trust me, Mac. Snake's no Ken Doll...
Mara Jade: We need to talk.
Snake is pleasently not appalled.
Snake: So now that I've knocked you up, does that mean we're a couple?
Mara Jade: I don't know. How much money do you have
saved up for a rainy day?
Snake: Well, Metal Gear Solid sold a ton of copies. People couldn't get
enough of my adventures on Shadow Moses.
Snake: And Otacon and I own a plane.
Mara Jade: Oooo, a plane! That'll do.
Later:
Mara Jade: So, moneybags, when are you marrying me and moving in?
Snake: How about now?
Mr. and Mrs. Solid Snake!
Helena: You know, now that Mara's married, how about you and I--
MacKenzie: I think I hear the phone ringing...
Seems someone's in the doghouse only a few short hours after the wedding.
Baby time!
Awwwwwwwwww, it's a baby girl!
And the fifth generation Onasi!
Red hair, blue eyes...
Yup. Named her Meryl.
(Couldn't've planned that one better if I tried!)
Snake is really excited to be a father.
Snake: And here to think Solidus said I'd never have a child.
That's right, Snake; she's a baby.
And the most popular person in the house!
Helena: Now that Mara Jade's popped, there's eight Sims in the house!
That means I'll never get pregnant!
Carid: You have no idea how thrilled I am at that notion.
And now for the cutest screen capture EVER:
CUTENESS
OVERLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!1!!11
Oh, and here're some miscellaneous screencaps:
TRAP!!!!!!!!
This is why they keep Lily around...
If they're going to do this, the least they could do is get a curtain.
Here's a recap:
MacKenzie and Helena hooked up.
Carid fell in love with ballet.
Lily and Jaina did their best to ignore Carid's dance moves.
Mara Jade started hearing voices.
Oh, and Wildflower corrupted everyone.
But this installment is all about Solid Snake:
Snake begins his day by heading over to the Onasi/Ordo house.
Snake's got a thing for red-heads.
Helena: Mara Jade! It's a trap!
Then he picks a fight with a Mandalorian Ballerina.
Yeah, I honestly have no idea why they started fighting...
Snake: HAHAHAHAHA! Clowns are funny!
Nothing like a relaxing back-rub after laughing at clowns.
Jaina: Um... shouldn't you, uh, go to work?
Jaina: Maybe if I fix up this car, he'll use it and leave...
Snake, however, has other plans...
Mara Jade: You're hot...
Otacon: Snake!? What are you doing?
Otacon: Oooohhhhh!!! That was just like a scene in my Hentai manga books!!!
Otacon: Again, Snake!? Wow, those nanites must really give you good stamina!
Uh...
Mara Jade: So, um, I think I'm pregnant with Snake's child...
MacKenzie: How is that possible? I didn't think Les Enfant Terrible gave him any...
I mean... Isn't he a Ken Doll?
Mara Jade: Oh, trust me, Mac. Snake's no Ken Doll...
Mara Jade: We need to talk.
Snake is pleasently not appalled.
Snake: So now that I've knocked you up, does that mean we're a couple?
Mara Jade: I don't know. How much money do you have
saved up for a rainy day?
Snake: Well, Metal Gear Solid sold a ton of copies. People couldn't get
enough of my adventures on Shadow Moses.
Snake: And Otacon and I own a plane.
Mara Jade: Oooo, a plane! That'll do.
Later:
Mara Jade: So, moneybags, when are you marrying me and moving in?
Snake: How about now?
Mr. and Mrs. Solid Snake!
Helena: You know, now that Mara's married, how about you and I--
MacKenzie: I think I hear the phone ringing...
Seems someone's in the doghouse only a few short hours after the wedding.
Baby time!
Awwwwwwwwww, it's a baby girl!
And the fifth generation Onasi!
Red hair, blue eyes...
Yup. Named her Meryl.
(Couldn't've planned that one better if I tried!)
Snake is really excited to be a father.
Snake: And here to think Solidus said I'd never have a child.
That's right, Snake; she's a baby.
And the most popular person in the house!
Helena: Now that Mara Jade's popped, there's eight Sims in the house!
That means I'll never get pregnant!
Carid: You have no idea how thrilled I am at that notion.
And now for the cutest screen capture EVER:
CUTENESS
OVERLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!1!!11
Oh, and here're some miscellaneous screencaps:
TRAP!!!!!!!!
This is why they keep Lily around...
If they're going to do this, the least they could do is get a curtain.