Are they serious...?

[ladyplutonia]

Stop me if you've heard this one before:

• Arts & Crafts Fair
• Bingo Tent
• Carnival
• Fireworks
• Local Entertainment
• Main Stage Entertainment
• Miss Septemberfest Competition
• Not-for-Profit Day
• Raffle
• Strolling Entertainment
• Taste of Schaumburg
• Septemberfest Parade
• Shuttle Bus Service

I swear to God, it's the River Raisin Festival without the river, right down to the fucking beauty pageant. Holy shit. And they call it Schaumburg Septemberfest!

Want to know the ironic part?

I was in Schaumburg for the Blissfield festival this year... but I'm going to be in Blissfield for the Schaumburg festival. -_-;;

Ah well... next year, perhaps?

{looks through flyer}

But RRF never had PAT BENATAR, did they?