My Beef (entirely vegan-friendly)
As I look at the approximately 100 lbs of paper junkmail and unnecessary statements piled in my trash bags, I can't help but be entirely irked at how much paper is wasted annually on crap. Sure, I could recycle this, but the nearest recycling center isn't exactly accessible.
This is the second set of bags I've filled up in 3 months.
I have requested that the junk mail companies stop clogging up my mailbox, time and again, but to no avail. The poor pine forests are suffering, just so I can know a SWNSF seeks a SBNSM who digs long walks on the beach and coincidentally mutual masturbation in public places... Or that the Smithsonian would like my support, by purchasing an adorable golden eagle statue for the meager asking price of $5,000... Or that the Penny Saver connects us with the "best deals in Orange County," including "barely used Victoria's Secret" panties... Or, one entire bag's worth of political fliers letting me know that Lupe Fischer is "for the children." Well, apparently Lupe Fischer doesn't know I hate children and believe that families with more than 3 children should have to pay a utilities user's tax per additional child for the strain irresponsibly large families put on the environment...
Argh.
Really, this rant just boils down to the fact that I need a fireplace. I'm tired of shredding papers.
This is the second set of bags I've filled up in 3 months.
I have requested that the junk mail companies stop clogging up my mailbox, time and again, but to no avail. The poor pine forests are suffering, just so I can know a SWNSF seeks a SBNSM who digs long walks on the beach and coincidentally mutual masturbation in public places... Or that the Smithsonian would like my support, by purchasing an adorable golden eagle statue for the meager asking price of $5,000... Or that the Penny Saver connects us with the "best deals in Orange County," including "barely used Victoria's Secret" panties... Or, one entire bag's worth of political fliers letting me know that Lupe Fischer is "for the children." Well, apparently Lupe Fischer doesn't know I hate children and believe that families with more than 3 children should have to pay a utilities user's tax per additional child for the strain irresponsibly large families put on the environment...
Argh.
Really, this rant just boils down to the fact that I need a fireplace. I'm tired of shredding papers.