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Dude, I so totally almost died (again) today. I must have some life purpose I'm nowhere near to fulfilling, since the amount of car accidents that I should have been in is enormous. (I see some nods in the audience!) Coincidentally, almost all have been with Asian drivers who run red lights. I was literally 1cm away from such a driver today. If the other car next to me hadn't had the same superhuman, cheeta-like reflexes I have (***flexes muscle***) I think someone would have been dead. So, Potential Diety That May Exist, what the hell is it that you want from me?... Well, shit, I don't want to do that.