My Fic Masterlist
Big scary disclaimer: This journal contains stories of an explicit nature, often featuring real people. None of these stories should be considered true or in any way a reflection on the persons featured. Any fictional characters are borrowed and I claim no ownership of them.
Please do not knowingly link any of this content to the people featured in it or anyone who would take offense to it. Thank you.
Fic by ladyfoxxx
All my fic is also available at Archive Of Our Own for those of you who have Kindles, or if LiveJournal is being a bastard.
I encourage transformative works! If you wish to podfic/make art/translate/remix any of my fics consider this blanket permission! Do let me know if you can though, so I can link to it and flail about it (because I will).
Edit! - I'm kind of a lazy ass and haven't been updating this masterlist, for all my newer fic please check out my AO3 profile
BANDOM - MCR, FOB, P!ATD
Time Travel 'verse
Reaching Through The Mirror | Gerard/Gerard, Frank/Gerard, 5 800 words, NC-17
"You're me." Gerard says, unable to mask the confusion in his voice.
"No, you're me." The red-haired Gerard says, grinning at Gerard with tiny crooked teeth, Gerard's teeth.
Available as an awesome podfic as read by the awesome knight_tracer
James Cameron Got It Wrong | Frank/Frank, Frank/Gerard, Frank/Frank/Gerard, Mikey/Ray, 57 000 words, NC-17
"I'm in the future?" Frank asks, already knowing the answer, but needing to fucking hear it, goddamnit. He steps closer to the red-haired Gerard. "Gee, what year is it?"
"It's 2019."
Written for bandombigbang 2011 Wave 1
awesome Podfic available by knight_tracer
Russian Translation by bammykilljoy
Tell Me Something True | Mikey/Ray, Frank/Gerard, (brief Mikey/Pete), 14 700 words, NC-17
Mikey and Ray - friends, bandmates, brothers, zonerunners, lovers, killjoys.
A story that spans fourteen years.
Written for bandombigbang 2011 Wave 2
Available as an incredible podfic read by the awesome cee_m
Timestamp | Frank/Gerard, 1600 words, PG
It's not that he doesn't want to believe it. He just can't buy that the shit they've done, just the four of them, could really make enough of a difference.
Set 5 years after James Cameron Got It Wrong
Fantastic podfic by knight_tracer
Movie 'verse
In Production | Gerard/Brian, Pete/Patrick, background Bob/Ryan, 68 433 words, NC-17
Director Gerard Way's latest feature, "The Umbrella Academy" is his first shot at a big budget mainstream hit, if he can keep his mind on the job and not on his hot stunt coordinator.
Written for bandombigbang 2010 Wave 2
Available as a rockin' (WIP) podfic as read by the incredible pennyplainknits
Paisley and Xbox | Bob/Ryan, ~2k, NC-17
"Bob." The name is out of Ryan's mouth without any real thought as the notion gets solid. "Are you asking me to move in with you?"
A ficlet from the Movie'verse.
Pizza 'verse
No Experience Necessary | Frank/Gerard, background Mikey/Ray, 26 361 words, NC-17
Gerard stands there, holding the t-shirt, baseball cap and name-tag, feeling a little shell-shocked. He's certain the whole exchange couldn't have taken more than sixty seconds. Brian's already heading back into the store, calling out over his shoulder, "Welcome to the team!"
Written for bandombigbang 2010 Wave 1
For The First Time | Ray/Mikey, 2700 words, NC-17
"So fucking funny, aren't you?" Ray grabs the front of Mikey's jeans and pulls him in close, dipping his head until their noses brush. His voice drops low, "I'm trying to make sure you're okay, and you're being a dick about it."
Dustverse/Killjoys
This Might Get Messy, Kids | Frank/Gerard pre-slash, 1 692, PG
"So, what? You're just gonna sit in this tin box and play other people's music? That's not what I signed on for, Gee."
Also available as a Podfic as read by podklb
Hot Metal | Frank/Gerard, 3 688, NC-17
"Not everything pretty is poisonous." Frank says, and his voice is raw from screaming at the crowd, but something in his tone is solid and warm. When Gerard turns his head to see Frank, he's not looking at the horizon. His eyes are on Gerard, lit by the sky, and they're like mirrors into his own soul.
Commentfic
Pete/Mikey on a motorcycle | Pete/Mikey, 331 words, NC-17
What it says on the tin, commentfic for turps33
Six Months After | Pete/Mikey, 1100 words, NC-17
Pete's still out there, still fighting. Mikey holsters his gun and steps up behind him. Commentfic for turps33
Dom!Frankie Verse
Against The Wall | Frank/Gerard, 2k, NC-17, rough sex, D/s
He knew it would rile up the crowd, but it wasn't the crowd he wanted to rile up. It was Frank. And it worked because here he is, all fucked off and horny and ready to drill Gerard through the wall.
Price Of Pretty | Frank/Gerard, ~16k, Complete in 3 Parts, NC-17, D/s, spanking
"Anytime anyone tells you how fucking sexy you look tonight, or how sharp, or neat, or fuckable, you keep count. Tonight, when we get back to this room, you'll tell me the total. And I will spank your bare ass five times for every. Single. Compliment."
The Things You Say | Frank/Gerard - allusions to Gerard/Ray, Gerard/Bob, Gerard/Mikey, 3.5k, NC-17, D/s, incestuous references
The message is from Frank, which isn't a surprise. The contents are another matter. I want you to jerk off. Right now.
Pervert Pete 'verse
The Blue Room | Frank/Gerard, Pete/Pete's hand, 2.6k, NC-17
Well shit, Pete thinks. I guess they like making out offstage too.
Show Me | Pete/Mikey, 3.5k, NC-17
Pete licks a stripe up his neck. "Just say you'll do it." Another kiss, hard and firm then Pete's looking down on him, eyes all hot and maniacal. "You don't have to mean it, just pretend. Just say you'll do it for me."
10:32: Length Of A Scandal | Pete/Mikey, ~2.6k, NC-17
It's ass-o-clock in the morning on a Saturday when Pete Wentz finds out that he has an internet sex video.
Competitive Streak | Frank/Gerard, 2 456 words, NC-17
"So Mikey having an internet sex tape has nothing to do with you wanting us to fuck on camera?"
Punk-Ass Threesome 'verse
Soft | Lyn-Z/always-a-girl!Gee, 3 580 words, NC-17
Gee's not quite sure how this happened. One minute they were watching Dawn of the Dead and the next, the bed dipped as Lindsey scooted up next to her, a soft "hey" dropping from her mouth a moment before she pressed her lips to Gee's and kissed her.
Fuck Standards | always-a-girl!Gee/Lyn-Z, 961 words
High school fic where always-a-girl!Gee and Lindsey are BFF's who sometimes make out. With bonus Frank. Commentfic for liescontinue
8 Hours After Fuck Standards | always-a-girl!Gee/Lyn-Z/Frank, 1700 words
There is a boy on Gee's bed. And it's Lindsey's fault he's even here because she's the one who invited him. Commentfic for shiningartifact
Standalones (by pairing)
Frank/Gerard
In The Centre Seat | Frank/Gerard, 1000 words, NC-17
"So cold, Frankie, we gotta get warm like penguins. With like, body heat." ( Original Post)
Out Of My Head | Frank/Gerard, 1500 words, NC-17
Gerard keeps having vivid, sexual dreams about Frank. It's a problem. ( Original Post)
Ass-Kickin' Chick Music | always-a-girl!Gerard/always-a-girl!Frank, Pete/Mikey (past always-a-girl!Gerard/Lyn-Z, always-a-girl!Gerard/Pedicone), 20 700 words, NC-17
She's not someone's girlfriend. She's not anyone's anything. She's a fucking force. Gee doesn't know if she wants to be her or fuck her.
While You Were Unconscious | Frank/Gerard, 11 000 words, NC-17
Gerard is a creep with a hot neighbor. Loosely based on the movie While You Were Sleeping. Very, very loosely.
A Milkshake With Two Straws | Frank/Gerard, 2000 words, PG
Somewhere along the way Frank just started appearing in the studio doorway, sometimes with flyers for his band, sometimes - very, very awesome times - with coffee. Of course, when Gerard's In The Studio his head is in a creative place, not a talking and remembering place, so he can't really be expected to know what he has or has not told Frank.
Adorable podfic by gigiii3
Also an awesome podfic by isweedan
Feeling A Moment | Frank/Gerard, 1500 words, PG, with podfic by podklb in the same post
Frank's mouth pulls to the side. He's chewing on his lip where his piercing used to be. "So what you're saying is, you're a method actor."
Looking For Fast Love | Frank/Gerard, 5 167 words, NC-17
The guy lets his eyes settle back on Gerard's face before he asks, "Are you here for the same reason I am?"
Hard Candy | Frank/Gerard, 5 333 words, NC-17
Gerard is the failiest stripper.
Also available as a podfic as read by the amazing shiningartifact
and
Three Weeks After Hard Candy | Frank/Gerard, 1200 words
Frank goes back to the peepshow, a timestamp not!fic for mrsronweasley
Kerplunk! | Frank/Gerard, 4 162 words, NC-17
Frank loses his virginity to Green Day's Kerplunk! album.
Five Days | Frank/Gerard, ~3k, NC-17
Gerard tries to quit smoking. Frank "helps".
Skeleton Records | Frank/Gerard, ~6k, M
"There's no way I'm buying a fucking Whitney Houston CD from the hot guy at the record store."
Also available as an incredibly smile inducing podfic as read by the wonderful draconic_girl
Of Bruises and Baby Oil | Frank/Gerard, Billie Joe/Mike, ~12k, NC-17, violence, crack, cage fighting!
Two skinny, short, slightly femme front men pick a fight. Battle of the century ensues.
Co-written with villiagegreen
Billy and Billie | Frank/Gerard, ~6k, NC-17, absurdly fluffy
Gerard and Frank are porn stars who work together exclusively. They do a private show.
Kicked In The Balls | Frank/Gerard, 4k, NC-17
Baby's first bandom fic. Of course it's all about the stagegay.
Ficlets, Comment Fic & Not!Fic
Frank The Secret Prep School Punk - ~3k, Frank/Gerard - Totally not an AU based on Avril Lavigne's sk8erboi. No, really.
Now podficced! Twice! Podfic by argentumlupine and podfic by reena_jenkins
Street Racers - 300 words, Frank/Gerard as street racers for amproof
Cop and Fugitive - 350 words, Frank's a cop, Gerard's a fugitive with an interesting disguise, for greedy_dancer
Not A Fan - 1335 words, asshole Leathermouth Frank mistakes Gerard for a rabid fan. For b_dsaint
The Right Way - 782 words, sex toy designer Gee and nervous Frank for slashxyouxup
Untitled Fatty Frank - 700 words, Gerard doesn't mind that Frank is a bit chubby - for gracie321
Why I Hate House Parties - Frank/Gerard, 729 words, Truth or Dare and pining for liescontinue
Blankets Make Bad Walls - Frank/Gerard with a side of Bob, 876 words, for magic_electric
Pete/Mikey
Me & You Sitting In A Honeymoon | Pete/Mikey, 8 900 words, NC-17
Being on tour is not the best place to have a honeymoon but Pete is trying to work with what he's got.
Co-written with dancinbutterfly for her spectacular Slideverse series.
Complications | Pete/Mikey, 2003 words, PG
Mikey Way is now in a complicated relationship with Pete Wentz.
The Spark | Pete/Mikey, 3 369 words, NC-17
Mikey comforts Pete after his very public freakout over the FOB hiatus.
Ficlets & Commentfic
This Is How It Could Have Happened | Mikey/Pete, ~500 words - A Summer Of Like snippet
Familiar | Mikey/Pete, 1318 words - Happy endings post Summer-Of-Like for b_dsaint
Mikey's Lucky Shirt | Mikey/Pete commentporn for turps33
Mikey/Ray
Wishing It's Real (And Knowing It's Not), Mikey/Ray, ~8k, Explicit, Cowritten with pennyplainknits
After a break-up, Mikey needs a pretend boyfriend to make the ex jealous. Ray's just the man for the job.
It's Not A Thing (except for when it is) | Mikey/Ray, ~2k, NC-17
Mikey likes it when it hurts. Ray accidentally finds this out.
That Rockstar Shit | Mikey/Ray, 1600 words, PG
Early days, pre-band, Mikey's got a crush on Ray.
Available as a brilliant podfic by fire_juggler
Frank/Mikey
On Air | Frank/Mikey (Ray/Christa), 15.5k, Mature
Frank is a mechanic by day and a punk DJ by night, Mikey and Gerard are independent horror filmmakers he has to interview on his show.
We Used To Be Friends | Frank/Mikey, 50 500 words, NC-17
The one where Frank is a school teacher and Mikey plays rhythm for The Used
Written for bandombigbang 2012 Wave 1
The Friday Night Routine - Frank/Mikey, 1 196 words, The boys getting high - commentfic for fight_thepast
Gerard/Lyn-Z
Black Satin | Gerard/Lyn-Z, ~7000 words, NC-17
Gerard crossdressing in Lyn-Z's stage outfit. Written for no_tags 2011.
One Year after Black Satin | Gerard/Lyn-Z, 1400 words, NC-17
So the panties thing, becomes A Thing. Not!fic for brooklinegirl
Pete/Patrick
There And Gone | Pete/Patrick, 11 840 words, NC-1
Patrick works for the government. Pete is a spy who seduces him.
Ray/Ian
Eruption (Or: Ray Toro's Jailbait Boyfriend) ~10k, Explicit, Cowritten with pennyplainknits and eledhwenlin
Ridiculous twitter-originated not!fic where Ray has a crush on Ian, Mikey can detect people's sex habits by the way they play guitar, Spencer is unimpressed by Ray's ass, Ian is a tiny hotass and their respective bands are a bunch of interfering assholes. Oh, and Ray wears leather pants.
Nostalgia Porn (Is The Best Porn) | Ray/Ian, ~6k, NC-17
Ian's thoughts are interrupted as Brendon, his gaze stuck firmly on the screen, asks, in a rather startled voice, "Why do you have porn of Ray Toro on your computer?"
Ray/Patrick
Over Sharing | Ray/Patrick, ~2400 words, Mature
Ray and Patrick are forced to share hotel rooms because of Pete/Mikey. They make the most of it.
Frank/Jamia
Mind Your J's and G's | Frank/Jamia, allusions to Frank/Gerard, 4 500 words, NC-17
Frank accidentally says Gerard's name during sex. With Jamia.
Spanish Translation available by the awesome laura_ani
Gerard/Mikey
This Motel Sucks | Gerard/Mikey, Frank/Ray (sorta), Gerard/Mikey/Frank/Ray (sorta)
A literally shitty hotel room forces Ray and Frank to seek refuge in Gerard and Mikey's room... and they probably should have knocked.( Original Post)
Practise Makes Perfect - Gerard/Mikey, 1395 words, Gerard helps Mikey learn how to kiss, prompted by greedy_dancer
Also available as a supercute podfic xojemmaxo
Bob/Ryan
How It Works | Bob/Ryan, 7 354 words, NC-17
Jailbait Hooker Ryan and Sound Guy Bob.
Other Pairings: Ficlets & Comment!Fic
Territory - Frank/Bob, 372 words, Frank invading Bob's bunk for equinescientist
Picking Up (where we left off) - Mikey Way/Mike Dirnt, 805 words, Two lanky bassists being flirty for villiagegreen
Anywhere (is where I wont be) - Gerard/Bert, 1 169 words, porn from the good ol' days for phelixstar
Stay For Breakfast - Ray/Brian, 647 words, Bonding over breakfast for bebunny
Ink Without Needles - Gerard/Pete, 1 161 words, Pete writes on Gerard for dancinbutterfly
Threesomes/Moresomes
Spencer/Ryan/Brendon
The One Where Ryan Ross Thinks He Knows Everything | always-a-girl!Spencer/Ryan/Brendon, 10 350 words, NC-17
Baby's first Panic! fic. High school OT3, with fake boyfriends, voyeurism and mutual masturbation.
GSF
Theory And Practice | A Mikey-centric gangbang (Mikey/Ray/Frank/Bob/Brian), established Ray/Mikey and Bob/Brian, 3700 words, NC-17
Ray organises a gangbang for Mikey, and elicits Frank's help.
All Girl Circle Jerk - Jamia/Lyn-Z/Alicia, 430 words, "C'mon, Jai, don't be shy." Lyn says, flashing a scarlet smile. For halfeatenmoon
Ray/Gerard/Mikey
Getting It | Ray/Gerard/Mikey, 6k, NC-17
There are a whole lot of reasons Ray thought Gerard might have to drag him urgently to the basement, but this wasn't one of them
Pete/Mikey/Alicia
Closing The Circuit | Pete/Mikey/Alicia, 6k, NC-17
"You should go down on her, Pete. She's missed your mouth." The gentle hand in Pete's hair tightens a little and Mikey tugs, just enough to let Pete know it's not a suggestion, it's an instruction.
Angsty Summer-Of-Like-ish Snippet - Pete/Mikey/Alicia, 500 words | "It could be me down there, if you wanted." Mikey whispers the words hot against Pete's cheek.
Pete/Patrick/Mikey
Emergency Contact | Pete/Patrick/Mikey, 14 281 words, NC-17
"I need your help. There's something..." Patrick's trailing hand finds its way under Pete's t-shirt and Pete's breath catches in his throat. He swallows hard before continuing. "Something is wrong with Patrick."
Also available as an awesome podfic read by pennyplainknits
It's Better If It's You | Pete/Patrick/Mikey, ~2000 words, NC-17
A mid-blowjob bodyswap puts Patrick in Pete's body, and his dick in Mikey's mouth. ( Original Post)
Pedicone/Everyone
Like A Secret Handshake | Mikey/Pedicone, Gerard/Pedicone, Ray/Pedicone, Frank/Pedicone, ~10k, NC-17
Pedicone gets initiated, MCR style.
Gerard/Brian/Frank
Clarity - Gerard/Brian/Frank, 789 words, Gerard wants a threesome for graciexmae
Gen
Not As Advertised | 4000 words, Mature
The one where the guys bump into a Frank who isn't their Frank, and who is also a street hooker. ( Original Post)
Also available as an awesome podfic by isweedan
Dreams Of Robot Mice | 1300 words, Mature
The Killjoys have a job to do for Deadmau5, but Gerard keeps dreaming about robot mice. ( Original Post)
Five Minus One Equals Four | Gen, PG-13, ~500 words
Bob Bryar has left the band.
Killjoys in Space Ficlet, 416 words, commentfic for turps33
OTHER FANDOM FICS
Misfits (TV)
A Good Teacher | Simon/Future!Simon, Simon/Alisha, ~6000 words, NC-17
Simon loses his virginity to his future self
Supernatural RPF
In The Stacks | Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki, 3k, NC-17
Library!Smut in honour of amproof's birthday. Complete with poetry reading and desk!sex. All madame_d's fault really.
Now with an awesome podfic by reena_jenkins
Savage Garden RPF (we were Bandom before there was Bandom)
The Cost | Darren Hayes/Daniel Jones, 3.6k, NC-17
What happened after Darren left Daniel that night. Follows on from At Any Cost. My first fic back in the game, sequel to my first RPS fic ever.
All my other Savage Garden fics live at Crash And Burn
What's cooking? Stuff I'm working on...
The bb!Ray accidental fluffer fic.
Pete/Mikey/Ray. Yeah, I know.
The escort Sherlock fic I am totally not writing.
Mikey/Mikey/Ray, 'nuff said.
The follow up to Theory And Practice AKA the Poly GSF fic
always-a-girl!Ray has a secret sex tape
The sequel to Hard Candy
The one where Frank is a hooker
Follow up fic to How It Works - Panic! are on the 2005 Warped tour and so is MCR.
Pete the exotic dancer, Patrick the underage sexually confused customer
The Misfits crossover (Gerard/Simon) that three people will read
The one where Frank gets sex-pollened
The dustverse fic where the Killjoys run into Pete
Please do not knowingly link any of this content to the people featured in it or anyone who would take offense to it. Thank you.
Fic by ladyfoxxx
All my fic is also available at Archive Of Our Own for those of you who have Kindles, or if LiveJournal is being a bastard.
I encourage transformative works! If you wish to podfic/make art/translate/remix any of my fics consider this blanket permission! Do let me know if you can though, so I can link to it and flail about it (because I will).
Edit! - I'm kind of a lazy ass and haven't been updating this masterlist, for all my newer fic please check out my AO3 profile
BANDOM - MCR, FOB, P!ATD
Time Travel 'verse
Reaching Through The Mirror | Gerard/Gerard, Frank/Gerard, 5 800 words, NC-17
"You're me." Gerard says, unable to mask the confusion in his voice.
"No, you're me." The red-haired Gerard says, grinning at Gerard with tiny crooked teeth, Gerard's teeth.
Available as an awesome podfic as read by the awesome knight_tracer
James Cameron Got It Wrong | Frank/Frank, Frank/Gerard, Frank/Frank/Gerard, Mikey/Ray, 57 000 words, NC-17
"I'm in the future?" Frank asks, already knowing the answer, but needing to fucking hear it, goddamnit. He steps closer to the red-haired Gerard. "Gee, what year is it?"
"It's 2019."
Written for bandombigbang 2011 Wave 1
awesome Podfic available by knight_tracer
Russian Translation by bammykilljoy
Tell Me Something True | Mikey/Ray, Frank/Gerard, (brief Mikey/Pete), 14 700 words, NC-17
Mikey and Ray - friends, bandmates, brothers, zonerunners, lovers, killjoys.
A story that spans fourteen years.
Written for bandombigbang 2011 Wave 2
Available as an incredible podfic read by the awesome cee_m
Timestamp | Frank/Gerard, 1600 words, PG
It's not that he doesn't want to believe it. He just can't buy that the shit they've done, just the four of them, could really make enough of a difference.
Set 5 years after James Cameron Got It Wrong
Fantastic podfic by knight_tracer
Movie 'verse
In Production | Gerard/Brian, Pete/Patrick, background Bob/Ryan, 68 433 words, NC-17
Director Gerard Way's latest feature, "The Umbrella Academy" is his first shot at a big budget mainstream hit, if he can keep his mind on the job and not on his hot stunt coordinator.
Written for bandombigbang 2010 Wave 2
Available as a rockin' (WIP) podfic as read by the incredible pennyplainknits
Paisley and Xbox | Bob/Ryan, ~2k, NC-17
"Bob." The name is out of Ryan's mouth without any real thought as the notion gets solid. "Are you asking me to move in with you?"
A ficlet from the Movie'verse.
Pizza 'verse
No Experience Necessary | Frank/Gerard, background Mikey/Ray, 26 361 words, NC-17
Gerard stands there, holding the t-shirt, baseball cap and name-tag, feeling a little shell-shocked. He's certain the whole exchange couldn't have taken more than sixty seconds. Brian's already heading back into the store, calling out over his shoulder, "Welcome to the team!"
Written for bandombigbang 2010 Wave 1
For The First Time | Ray/Mikey, 2700 words, NC-17
"So fucking funny, aren't you?" Ray grabs the front of Mikey's jeans and pulls him in close, dipping his head until their noses brush. His voice drops low, "I'm trying to make sure you're okay, and you're being a dick about it."
Dustverse/Killjoys
This Might Get Messy, Kids | Frank/Gerard pre-slash, 1 692, PG
"So, what? You're just gonna sit in this tin box and play other people's music? That's not what I signed on for, Gee."
Also available as a Podfic as read by podklb
Hot Metal | Frank/Gerard, 3 688, NC-17
"Not everything pretty is poisonous." Frank says, and his voice is raw from screaming at the crowd, but something in his tone is solid and warm. When Gerard turns his head to see Frank, he's not looking at the horizon. His eyes are on Gerard, lit by the sky, and they're like mirrors into his own soul.
Commentfic
Pete/Mikey on a motorcycle | Pete/Mikey, 331 words, NC-17
What it says on the tin, commentfic for turps33
Six Months After | Pete/Mikey, 1100 words, NC-17
Pete's still out there, still fighting. Mikey holsters his gun and steps up behind him. Commentfic for turps33
Dom!Frankie Verse
Against The Wall | Frank/Gerard, 2k, NC-17, rough sex, D/s
He knew it would rile up the crowd, but it wasn't the crowd he wanted to rile up. It was Frank. And it worked because here he is, all fucked off and horny and ready to drill Gerard through the wall.
Price Of Pretty | Frank/Gerard, ~16k, Complete in 3 Parts, NC-17, D/s, spanking
"Anytime anyone tells you how fucking sexy you look tonight, or how sharp, or neat, or fuckable, you keep count. Tonight, when we get back to this room, you'll tell me the total. And I will spank your bare ass five times for every. Single. Compliment."
The Things You Say | Frank/Gerard - allusions to Gerard/Ray, Gerard/Bob, Gerard/Mikey, 3.5k, NC-17, D/s, incestuous references
The message is from Frank, which isn't a surprise. The contents are another matter. I want you to jerk off. Right now.
Pervert Pete 'verse
The Blue Room | Frank/Gerard, Pete/Pete's hand, 2.6k, NC-17
Well shit, Pete thinks. I guess they like making out offstage too.
Show Me | Pete/Mikey, 3.5k, NC-17
Pete licks a stripe up his neck. "Just say you'll do it." Another kiss, hard and firm then Pete's looking down on him, eyes all hot and maniacal. "You don't have to mean it, just pretend. Just say you'll do it for me."
10:32: Length Of A Scandal | Pete/Mikey, ~2.6k, NC-17
It's ass-o-clock in the morning on a Saturday when Pete Wentz finds out that he has an internet sex video.
Competitive Streak | Frank/Gerard, 2 456 words, NC-17
"So Mikey having an internet sex tape has nothing to do with you wanting us to fuck on camera?"
Punk-Ass Threesome 'verse
Soft | Lyn-Z/always-a-girl!Gee, 3 580 words, NC-17
Gee's not quite sure how this happened. One minute they were watching Dawn of the Dead and the next, the bed dipped as Lindsey scooted up next to her, a soft "hey" dropping from her mouth a moment before she pressed her lips to Gee's and kissed her.
Fuck Standards | always-a-girl!Gee/Lyn-Z, 961 words
High school fic where always-a-girl!Gee and Lindsey are BFF's who sometimes make out. With bonus Frank. Commentfic for liescontinue
8 Hours After Fuck Standards | always-a-girl!Gee/Lyn-Z/Frank, 1700 words
There is a boy on Gee's bed. And it's Lindsey's fault he's even here because she's the one who invited him. Commentfic for shiningartifact
Standalones (by pairing)
Frank/Gerard
In The Centre Seat | Frank/Gerard, 1000 words, NC-17
"So cold, Frankie, we gotta get warm like penguins. With like, body heat." ( Original Post)
Out Of My Head | Frank/Gerard, 1500 words, NC-17
Gerard keeps having vivid, sexual dreams about Frank. It's a problem. ( Original Post)
Ass-Kickin' Chick Music | always-a-girl!Gerard/always-a-girl!Frank, Pete/Mikey (past always-a-girl!Gerard/Lyn-Z, always-a-girl!Gerard/Pedicone), 20 700 words, NC-17
She's not someone's girlfriend. She's not anyone's anything. She's a fucking force. Gee doesn't know if she wants to be her or fuck her.
While You Were Unconscious | Frank/Gerard, 11 000 words, NC-17
Gerard is a creep with a hot neighbor. Loosely based on the movie While You Were Sleeping. Very, very loosely.
A Milkshake With Two Straws | Frank/Gerard, 2000 words, PG
Somewhere along the way Frank just started appearing in the studio doorway, sometimes with flyers for his band, sometimes - very, very awesome times - with coffee. Of course, when Gerard's In The Studio his head is in a creative place, not a talking and remembering place, so he can't really be expected to know what he has or has not told Frank.
Adorable podfic by gigiii3
Also an awesome podfic by isweedan
Feeling A Moment | Frank/Gerard, 1500 words, PG, with podfic by podklb in the same post
Frank's mouth pulls to the side. He's chewing on his lip where his piercing used to be. "So what you're saying is, you're a method actor."
Looking For Fast Love | Frank/Gerard, 5 167 words, NC-17
The guy lets his eyes settle back on Gerard's face before he asks, "Are you here for the same reason I am?"
Hard Candy | Frank/Gerard, 5 333 words, NC-17
Gerard is the failiest stripper.
Also available as a podfic as read by the amazing shiningartifact
and
Three Weeks After Hard Candy | Frank/Gerard, 1200 words
Frank goes back to the peepshow, a timestamp not!fic for mrsronweasley
Kerplunk! | Frank/Gerard, 4 162 words, NC-17
Frank loses his virginity to Green Day's Kerplunk! album.
Five Days | Frank/Gerard, ~3k, NC-17
Gerard tries to quit smoking. Frank "helps".
Skeleton Records | Frank/Gerard, ~6k, M
"There's no way I'm buying a fucking Whitney Houston CD from the hot guy at the record store."
Also available as an incredibly smile inducing podfic as read by the wonderful draconic_girl
Of Bruises and Baby Oil | Frank/Gerard, Billie Joe/Mike, ~12k, NC-17, violence, crack, cage fighting!
Two skinny, short, slightly femme front men pick a fight. Battle of the century ensues.
Co-written with villiagegreen
Billy and Billie | Frank/Gerard, ~6k, NC-17, absurdly fluffy
Gerard and Frank are porn stars who work together exclusively. They do a private show.
Kicked In The Balls | Frank/Gerard, 4k, NC-17
Baby's first bandom fic. Of course it's all about the stagegay.
Ficlets, Comment Fic & Not!Fic
Frank The Secret Prep School Punk - ~3k, Frank/Gerard - Totally not an AU based on Avril Lavigne's sk8erboi. No, really.
Now podficced! Twice! Podfic by argentumlupine and podfic by reena_jenkins
Street Racers - 300 words, Frank/Gerard as street racers for amproof
Cop and Fugitive - 350 words, Frank's a cop, Gerard's a fugitive with an interesting disguise, for greedy_dancer
Not A Fan - 1335 words, asshole Leathermouth Frank mistakes Gerard for a rabid fan. For b_dsaint
The Right Way - 782 words, sex toy designer Gee and nervous Frank for slashxyouxup
Untitled Fatty Frank - 700 words, Gerard doesn't mind that Frank is a bit chubby - for gracie321
Why I Hate House Parties - Frank/Gerard, 729 words, Truth or Dare and pining for liescontinue
Blankets Make Bad Walls - Frank/Gerard with a side of Bob, 876 words, for magic_electric
Pete/Mikey
Me & You Sitting In A Honeymoon | Pete/Mikey, 8 900 words, NC-17
Being on tour is not the best place to have a honeymoon but Pete is trying to work with what he's got.
Co-written with dancinbutterfly for her spectacular Slideverse series.
Complications | Pete/Mikey, 2003 words, PG
Mikey Way is now in a complicated relationship with Pete Wentz.
The Spark | Pete/Mikey, 3 369 words, NC-17
Mikey comforts Pete after his very public freakout over the FOB hiatus.
Ficlets & Commentfic
This Is How It Could Have Happened | Mikey/Pete, ~500 words - A Summer Of Like snippet
Familiar | Mikey/Pete, 1318 words - Happy endings post Summer-Of-Like for b_dsaint
Mikey's Lucky Shirt | Mikey/Pete commentporn for turps33
Mikey/Ray
Wishing It's Real (And Knowing It's Not), Mikey/Ray, ~8k, Explicit, Cowritten with pennyplainknits
After a break-up, Mikey needs a pretend boyfriend to make the ex jealous. Ray's just the man for the job.
It's Not A Thing (except for when it is) | Mikey/Ray, ~2k, NC-17
Mikey likes it when it hurts. Ray accidentally finds this out.
That Rockstar Shit | Mikey/Ray, 1600 words, PG
Early days, pre-band, Mikey's got a crush on Ray.
Available as a brilliant podfic by fire_juggler
Frank/Mikey
On Air | Frank/Mikey (Ray/Christa), 15.5k, Mature
Frank is a mechanic by day and a punk DJ by night, Mikey and Gerard are independent horror filmmakers he has to interview on his show.
We Used To Be Friends | Frank/Mikey, 50 500 words, NC-17
The one where Frank is a school teacher and Mikey plays rhythm for The Used
Written for bandombigbang 2012 Wave 1
The Friday Night Routine - Frank/Mikey, 1 196 words, The boys getting high - commentfic for fight_thepast
Gerard/Lyn-Z
Black Satin | Gerard/Lyn-Z, ~7000 words, NC-17
Gerard crossdressing in Lyn-Z's stage outfit. Written for no_tags 2011.
One Year after Black Satin | Gerard/Lyn-Z, 1400 words, NC-17
So the panties thing, becomes A Thing. Not!fic for brooklinegirl
Pete/Patrick
There And Gone | Pete/Patrick, 11 840 words, NC-1
Patrick works for the government. Pete is a spy who seduces him.
Ray/Ian
Eruption (Or: Ray Toro's Jailbait Boyfriend) ~10k, Explicit, Cowritten with pennyplainknits and eledhwenlin
Ridiculous twitter-originated not!fic where Ray has a crush on Ian, Mikey can detect people's sex habits by the way they play guitar, Spencer is unimpressed by Ray's ass, Ian is a tiny hotass and their respective bands are a bunch of interfering assholes. Oh, and Ray wears leather pants.
Nostalgia Porn (Is The Best Porn) | Ray/Ian, ~6k, NC-17
Ian's thoughts are interrupted as Brendon, his gaze stuck firmly on the screen, asks, in a rather startled voice, "Why do you have porn of Ray Toro on your computer?"
Ray/Patrick
Over Sharing | Ray/Patrick, ~2400 words, Mature
Ray and Patrick are forced to share hotel rooms because of Pete/Mikey. They make the most of it.
Frank/Jamia
Mind Your J's and G's | Frank/Jamia, allusions to Frank/Gerard, 4 500 words, NC-17
Frank accidentally says Gerard's name during sex. With Jamia.
Spanish Translation available by the awesome laura_ani
Gerard/Mikey
This Motel Sucks | Gerard/Mikey, Frank/Ray (sorta), Gerard/Mikey/Frank/Ray (sorta)
A literally shitty hotel room forces Ray and Frank to seek refuge in Gerard and Mikey's room... and they probably should have knocked.( Original Post)
Practise Makes Perfect - Gerard/Mikey, 1395 words, Gerard helps Mikey learn how to kiss, prompted by greedy_dancer
Also available as a supercute podfic xojemmaxo
Bob/Ryan
How It Works | Bob/Ryan, 7 354 words, NC-17
Jailbait Hooker Ryan and Sound Guy Bob.
Other Pairings: Ficlets & Comment!Fic
Territory - Frank/Bob, 372 words, Frank invading Bob's bunk for equinescientist
Picking Up (where we left off) - Mikey Way/Mike Dirnt, 805 words, Two lanky bassists being flirty for villiagegreen
Anywhere (is where I wont be) - Gerard/Bert, 1 169 words, porn from the good ol' days for phelixstar
Stay For Breakfast - Ray/Brian, 647 words, Bonding over breakfast for bebunny
Ink Without Needles - Gerard/Pete, 1 161 words, Pete writes on Gerard for dancinbutterfly
Threesomes/Moresomes
Spencer/Ryan/Brendon
The One Where Ryan Ross Thinks He Knows Everything | always-a-girl!Spencer/Ryan/Brendon, 10 350 words, NC-17
Baby's first Panic! fic. High school OT3, with fake boyfriends, voyeurism and mutual masturbation.
GSF
Theory And Practice | A Mikey-centric gangbang (Mikey/Ray/Frank/Bob/Brian), established Ray/Mikey and Bob/Brian, 3700 words, NC-17
Ray organises a gangbang for Mikey, and elicits Frank's help.
All Girl Circle Jerk - Jamia/Lyn-Z/Alicia, 430 words, "C'mon, Jai, don't be shy." Lyn says, flashing a scarlet smile. For halfeatenmoon
Ray/Gerard/Mikey
Getting It | Ray/Gerard/Mikey, 6k, NC-17
There are a whole lot of reasons Ray thought Gerard might have to drag him urgently to the basement, but this wasn't one of them
Pete/Mikey/Alicia
Closing The Circuit | Pete/Mikey/Alicia, 6k, NC-17
"You should go down on her, Pete. She's missed your mouth." The gentle hand in Pete's hair tightens a little and Mikey tugs, just enough to let Pete know it's not a suggestion, it's an instruction.
Angsty Summer-Of-Like-ish Snippet - Pete/Mikey/Alicia, 500 words | "It could be me down there, if you wanted." Mikey whispers the words hot against Pete's cheek.
Pete/Patrick/Mikey
Emergency Contact | Pete/Patrick/Mikey, 14 281 words, NC-17
"I need your help. There's something..." Patrick's trailing hand finds its way under Pete's t-shirt and Pete's breath catches in his throat. He swallows hard before continuing. "Something is wrong with Patrick."
Also available as an awesome podfic read by pennyplainknits
It's Better If It's You | Pete/Patrick/Mikey, ~2000 words, NC-17
A mid-blowjob bodyswap puts Patrick in Pete's body, and his dick in Mikey's mouth. ( Original Post)
Pedicone/Everyone
Like A Secret Handshake | Mikey/Pedicone, Gerard/Pedicone, Ray/Pedicone, Frank/Pedicone, ~10k, NC-17
Pedicone gets initiated, MCR style.
Gerard/Brian/Frank
Clarity - Gerard/Brian/Frank, 789 words, Gerard wants a threesome for graciexmae
Gen
Not As Advertised | 4000 words, Mature
The one where the guys bump into a Frank who isn't their Frank, and who is also a street hooker. ( Original Post)
Also available as an awesome podfic by isweedan
Dreams Of Robot Mice | 1300 words, Mature
The Killjoys have a job to do for Deadmau5, but Gerard keeps dreaming about robot mice. ( Original Post)
Five Minus One Equals Four | Gen, PG-13, ~500 words
Bob Bryar has left the band.
Killjoys in Space Ficlet, 416 words, commentfic for turps33
OTHER FANDOM FICS
Misfits (TV)
A Good Teacher | Simon/Future!Simon, Simon/Alisha, ~6000 words, NC-17
Simon loses his virginity to his future self
Supernatural RPF
In The Stacks | Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki, 3k, NC-17
Library!Smut in honour of amproof's birthday. Complete with poetry reading and desk!sex. All madame_d's fault really.
Now with an awesome podfic by reena_jenkins
Savage Garden RPF (we were Bandom before there was Bandom)
The Cost | Darren Hayes/Daniel Jones, 3.6k, NC-17
What happened after Darren left Daniel that night. Follows on from At Any Cost. My first fic back in the game, sequel to my first RPS fic ever.
All my other Savage Garden fics live at Crash And Burn
What's cooking? Stuff I'm working on...
The bb!Ray accidental fluffer fic.
Pete/Mikey/Ray. Yeah, I know.
The escort Sherlock fic I am totally not writing.
Mikey/Mikey/Ray, 'nuff said.
The follow up to Theory And Practice AKA the Poly GSF fic
always-a-girl!Ray has a secret sex tape
The sequel to Hard Candy
The one where Frank is a hooker
Follow up fic to How It Works - Panic! are on the 2005 Warped tour and so is MCR.
Pete the exotic dancer, Patrick the underage sexually confused customer
The Misfits crossover (Gerard/Simon) that three people will read
The one where Frank gets sex-pollened
The dustverse fic where the Killjoys run into Pete