SPN Bunny
Okay, so, Sam is in the middle of trying to do an intervention for Dean to make him realize that saying yes is BADDITY BAD BAD (bad). Ben shows up, having run off after hearing his mother talking about Dean to a friend (because apparently showing up at someone's door and talking about yourself like it's the end of your life freaks people out). So Dean has to put committing Yesicide on hold so that he and Sam can take Ben home. When Cas sees Ben, he narrows his eyes suspiciously (jealously?) at Dean, and suggests "hiding" him with the Enochian symbols. (And Ben tells Cas that he's funny. Not ha ha.) As they go along Dean notices that Ben is occasionally whispering to someone, and it worries them.
It turns out that Ben found Dean and has avoided danger and the angels because he made friends with Jesse, and the anti-christ is hiding him from angels because if they knew Dean had a son, they might just take him for Michael to get this stuff over with. Bffs. :D
Um, anyway. I just really want Ben and Jesse to have wacky adventures together and be part of the Apocalypse. *runs away*