Dan's Diner
Welcome to Dan's Diner at the Surreal County Fair. Today we are offering standard fair fovorites. We feature hot dog on a stick, corn dog on a stick, corn on the cob on a stick, and man on a stick.
Man on a stick?
Today I took the boys to the supermarket to get taco fixings. We went down the Mexican food aisle, where they also have the Catholic candles. Dan saw them and asked me, "Why is there a man on a stick on that candle?"
We have apparently never mentioned Jesus Christ to him in any manner. He had no idea that Christmas was about Christ. I should mention that although he does not attend mass, my husband was raised Catholic. He doesn't want me to teach the kids about Wicca, but he has neglected to teach them about Christianity.
I am still entirely too amused by the phrase, "Man on a stick." Of course I've always been somewhat sacreligious, but I keep saying it and giggling.
EDIT:
Man On a Stick. Not available in stores. It slices, it dices, it juliennes fries. It will regrow your hair and increase your metabolism. Provides natural male enhancement. Cooks pancakes in 30 seconds. Nothing sticks to it, you can burn cheese and it slides right off. Provides hours of fun for the whole family. Melts chocolate without burning it. But wait! There's more. With every Man On a Stick you order we'll throw in eternal salvation for free. NOW how much do think you'll pay? $49.99? $39.99? $29.99. Nope. For less than twenty dollars you can have all of this. If you call in the next seven minutes, we'll double your order. That's right. Two Men On a Stick. Keep one in the house and one in the car. Give one to friend. They make great gifts. Call now.
Only $19.99 plus $37.42 shipping and handling. Credit card orders are accepted. No checks or COD. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Must be at least 18 to call. Operators are standing by.
I see this possibly followed up with Ginzu Man On a Stick - cuts a sofa in half, yet still slices this tomato as thin as paper. Or Chia Man On a Stick.
Man on a stick?
Today I took the boys to the supermarket to get taco fixings. We went down the Mexican food aisle, where they also have the Catholic candles. Dan saw them and asked me, "Why is there a man on a stick on that candle?"
We have apparently never mentioned Jesus Christ to him in any manner. He had no idea that Christmas was about Christ. I should mention that although he does not attend mass, my husband was raised Catholic. He doesn't want me to teach the kids about Wicca, but he has neglected to teach them about Christianity.
I am still entirely too amused by the phrase, "Man on a stick." Of course I've always been somewhat sacreligious, but I keep saying it and giggling.
EDIT:
Man On a Stick. Not available in stores. It slices, it dices, it juliennes fries. It will regrow your hair and increase your metabolism. Provides natural male enhancement. Cooks pancakes in 30 seconds. Nothing sticks to it, you can burn cheese and it slides right off. Provides hours of fun for the whole family. Melts chocolate without burning it. But wait! There's more. With every Man On a Stick you order we'll throw in eternal salvation for free. NOW how much do think you'll pay? $49.99? $39.99? $29.99. Nope. For less than twenty dollars you can have all of this. If you call in the next seven minutes, we'll double your order. That's right. Two Men On a Stick. Keep one in the house and one in the car. Give one to friend. They make great gifts. Call now.
Only $19.99 plus $37.42 shipping and handling. Credit card orders are accepted. No checks or COD. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Must be at least 18 to call. Operators are standing by.
I see this possibly followed up with Ginzu Man On a Stick - cuts a sofa in half, yet still slices this tomato as thin as paper. Or Chia Man On a Stick.